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Mr. Reason wrote:
Heyward is fucking horrible.

Joniak ain't that fucking bad.


One of Heyward's comparisons is currently Todd Hollandsworth.

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Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?

No shit. I'll hold Hoffy while you pummel him about the face and neck.


It wouldn't be the first time I've been held down and pummeled, so bring it on.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
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Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?

No shit. I'll hold Hoffy while you pummel him about the face and neck.


It wouldn't be the first time I've been held down and pummeled, so bring it on.


He said pummeled, not violated.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
Heyward is fucking horrible.

Joniak ain't that fucking bad.

BEAAAAAAARRRRS WIN OMG BEARSSSSSSSSSSS Fuck that. 1985.


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Miss Wayne big time. Broadcasts were better then.


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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

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At least they're not driving, amirite?

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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.

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At least they're not driving, amirite?


When he fell, I had a flashback to Hee Sop Choi falling on his head and an ambulance being called.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.


You're in a feisty mood I see.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.


You're in a feisty mood I see.

Naturally, I'm nothing if not a feisty old fuck.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.


You're in a feisty mood I see.

Naturally, I'm nothing if not a feisty old fuck.


That's why I enjoy reading your posts.

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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.


He's a dick. But he's our dick.

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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.


He's a dick. But he's our dick.

And we love our dick.

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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.


He's a dick. But he's our dick.


I just wish he'd pitch and shut up, but whatever. Like you said, as long as he pitches well, he's our dick.

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It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.

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Darkside wrote:
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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.


He's a dick. But he's our dick.

And we love our dick.


Loves the cock.

Pro tip, don't google images for Jay and Silent bob loves the cock. The first two pictures are okay and then its just a fucking cock cornucopia.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.


I went to an all boys Catholic high school.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
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It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.


I went to an all boys Catholic high school.

That explains the love of moon shots.

Three Hail Marys should do the trick, no worries after that.

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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.


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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.

Why. He can and does. Nice deal.


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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.

You've got the irrational part right.

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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.


I know that baseball announcers have the option to take a break like he does, but I'd rather have q-tips shoved in my ears than listen to Coomer or Grote do play by play.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.


I know that baseball announcers have the option to take a break like he does, but I'd rather have q-tips shoved in my ears than listen to Coomer or Grote do play by play.

Q tips hurt shoved in poorly. Grote is not horrible. Coomer is pretty bad and I have given him a while now but he is really not good at this gig. Better than Keith Moreland but that is a stretch.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
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Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.


Hey! Don't you dare disparage Pat Hughes in here.

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Hughes has family in the Bay Area, so I presume that instead of flying back late Sunday with the team, he will fly back first thing tomorrow. Gives him 48+ hours with family.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!


I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.


Hey! Don't you dare disparage Pat Hughes in here.

Pat Hughes is a national treasure.

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Hughes could make anything sound relaxing...

Well, Ron, we wondered earlier what the commotion was in section 162. We've gotten word that there was a mechanical malfunction below and the entire section is now on fire. People are running for the exits with screams of terror while trying to put out the fires on their nearly incinerated clothes...

That's gonna leave a mark, Ron...

And here's the payoff pitch to Rizzo...

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