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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:16 pm

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Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:53 pm

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Why not just go to the dressing room and steal it?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:56 pm

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This bragging thing is getting out of control, Fealz

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:57 pm

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Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:59 pm

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I would assume that little something you picked up is for you then.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm

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You should make her buy her own panties.

Now i'm going to need to see either her or her sister in these...thx in advance

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm

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I think most people realize when they see a man carrying a bag from
there what the situation is. If you are uncomfortable carrying it and
don't want to be seen with it you have two options. Keep your pimp
hand strong and refuse to carry her stuff or find another bag you are
carrying and stuff it in there to conceal the pink bag.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:01 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? :wink:

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A7X

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:02 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?

No shit. It shows you probably have a hot chick you're buying for. It's not like you're carrying a Lane Bryant bag.

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A7X

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:03 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? :wink:

Ouch.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:03 pm

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Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.

Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:08 pm

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What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:08 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:09 pm

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War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:10 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

With this group I'd set it high. Jealousy brings out the inner bitch on the Board.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:13 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

I'm thinking it's going to be more like, "The first class bathrooms on United Airlines are not spacious enough for two people".

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Brick

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:23 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:25 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?

Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:26 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:29 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

He just needs a catchphrase.

Done.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:50 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Keep waiting...the man is obviously getting ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:54 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

He might like their hand lotion.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:56 pm

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@ this whole thread

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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spmack

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:58 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
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lipidquadcab wrote:

spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Keep waiting...the man is obviously giving ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...

Fixed.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:31 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

Cubbie got that title locked, yo.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:41 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?

Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?

I'm waiting for his thread asking if an auto allowance of $700/month is appropriate.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:49 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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rogers park bryan wrote:

So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?

Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?

You've got a gay

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:37 am

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Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. :lol:

Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:45 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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If you are carrying the pink bag and not getting any ass, then you are a complete wuss.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: For Victoria's Secret

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:47 am

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. :lol:

Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.

Are you just worried that someone you know will see you and ask your wife about it?

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