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Darkside

Post subject: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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Anybody want it for their basement or whatever?
Free.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:35 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:57 am
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Location: Westmont
pizza_Place: Tony Weed's
1039 Oliver Ave, Aurora
(630) 892-2772

Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:37 pm

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donspiracy wrote:

Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

I thought about that.
Burning semen tho...

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:02 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48800
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!

Darkside wrote:

Burning semen

I blew a wad of cash on their box set.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:42 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
Posts: 8010
pizza_Place: Rosati's

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Burning semen

I blew a wad of cash on their box set.

Nicely done.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:51 am

Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:35 pm
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Location: On the 18th green
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If only there was a CFMB hall of fame, it could have been displayed.

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:00 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:12 am
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pizza_Place: J.B. Alberto's

Rick: Uh, I just don't know if there's a market for this. Maybe if someone famous were molested in it...

Chumlee: I'll take it!

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:12 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
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pizza_Place: Home Run Inn

Do not Google this

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:57 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

This truly is the darkest timeline.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:38 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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Last chance fuckos, this thing is curbside in 10 days.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:38 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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I'll deliver the christfucking thing!

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:48 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33732
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:49 pm

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Barstool One Bite Frozen

♫ Won't you let me in, molestation chair... ♫

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:51 pm

1000 CLUB

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Location: People's Republic of Urbana
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Donate it to the Salvation Army.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:52 pm

Spaulding wrote:

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

Pineapple culture.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:20 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

Pineapple culture.

I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:38 pm

Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:25 am
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pizza_Place: Investigating

Regular Reader wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

Pineapple culture.

I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:26 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

Pineapple culture.

I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.

I’m so out of the loop. I may need an intervention.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:34 pm

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No clue either

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
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pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

The pineapple is the international symbol for hospitality. If you put one on your front porch or put one upside down in your grocery cart you are signaling that you are a swinger.

https://midlifemargaritas.com/2017/01/2 ... le-secret/

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:43 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

Iirc there was once a great thread about this

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Molestation chair

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:44 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I’ve been told before I’m Red Foreman. Fucking Christ, I really am.

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