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Darkside
 Post subject: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm 
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Anybody want it for their basement or whatever?
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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:35 pm 
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Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:37 pm 
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Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

I thought about that.
Burning semen tho...

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Burning semen


I blew a wad of cash on their box set.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:42 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Burning semen


I blew a wad of cash on their box set.


Nicely done.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Rick: Uh, I just don't know if there's a market for this. Maybe if someone famous were molested in it...

Chumlee: I'll take it!

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Last chance fuckos, this thing is curbside in 10 days.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:48 pm 
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I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.
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Curious Hair
 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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♫ Won't you let me in, molestation chair... ♫

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.
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Mr. Reason
 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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beni hanna wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.

I’m so out of the loop. I may need an intervention.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Spaulding
 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm 
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The pineapple is the international symbol for hospitality. If you put one on your front porch or put one upside down in your grocery cart you are signaling that you are a swinger.

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Iirc there was once a great thread about this

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 Post subject: Re: Molestation chair
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Spaulding wrote:
The pineapple is the international symbol for hospitality. If you put one on your front porch or put one upside down in your grocery cart you are signaling that you are a swinger.

https://midlifemargaritas.com/2017/01/2 ... le-secret/

I’ve been told before I’m Red Foreman. Fucking Christ, I really am.

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