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hackwilson's ribbies
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:58 am 
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Yeah, just to spare myself the extra embarrassment on the day of, I've decided to put in my excuses for having no skills on the court early:

1.) I haven't shot a basketball in like 5 years

2.) I have a partially-torn rotator cuff (won't say which one) that isn't fully healed

3.) I'm only about 5'11" on a good day

4.) My shoes aren't designed for basketball (yeah, a reach)

All of that being said, I'm in decent shape and I'm a scrapper, kids!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:01 pm 
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I predict...and I'm gonna say it like I mean it...

This thread will fill up faster than Twiggy at a Old Country Buffet...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.
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I had a bad game because Ryno's wife was looking at Kid Cairo and not me.

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hackwilson's ribbies
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:08 pm 
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City of Fools wrote:
I predict...and I'm gonna say it like I mean it...

This thread will fill up faster than Twiggy at a Old Country Buffet...


:lol: :lol: :lol: I was thinkin' that I'm not the only pathetic bastard here, and I mean that in the most respectable way as possible...


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Daaaahhhhh...Killer V's gotta tooth...

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Killer V's tooth was really distracting me...

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Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted.

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Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted.

apparently Dave Matthews is planning an appearance at Hoops 2...

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I was too busy watching Zach fondle Kid Cairo while trying to play defense.

Kid Cairo's passes were too hard.

Kid Cairo's passes were too soft.

I missed not having Stink there to laugh at.

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I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control.

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Undeniably, I sliced my finger on my gold-plated cigar guillotine.
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I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control and waynestylie and Chaz and the pissing trio and

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:13 pm 
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if we ever figure out Hoffy's password, think about how many mults we could access...

Drunken Data comes to mind...

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Undeniably, I sliced my finger on my gold-plated cigar guillotine.

Don't we need to tell somebody?

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spmack wrote:
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I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control and waynestylie and Chaz and the pissing trio and


One of the mult kings admitted to being 1/2 of the Chaz and Wayne Stylie boys, so Hoffy is off the hook on that one...

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The Original Kid Cairo
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:23 pm 
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Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted.

You went to New City? That's my old hood. The 'Greens.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:24 pm 
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Hmm....North and Halsted....you guys need to quit lying....more like Belmont and Halsted.

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Haha, yeah, Kid. You know all about the Columbia College "gym" situation (@ Roosevelt), never liked that so I signed up with the Y instead. Went there when I used to live near Chicago + Ashland. Then they decided to tear the damn thing down.

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suckers - is your laundry done?
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He should have to wear the shrunken gear from last time...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:37 pm 
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Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides.

No word yet on if my Aaron Gray jersey has shipped.

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Hawkeye Vince
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:39 pm 
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Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides.


That's outstanding - can you make sure they are the worst color you can find too? Maybe something in Barney Purple.
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suckers playground wrote:
Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides.


That's outstanding - can you make sure they are the worst color you can find too? Maybe something in Barney Purple.


Hey - in honor of NSJ (the real one, not the fake one on the board now) I was going to break out my purple Nikes and purple shorts.

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No word yet on if my Aaron Gray jersey has shipped.

If you wear it, you got a nut sandwich coming your way.

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Hey, he put a shake on someone last night and Stacey and Neil named it their play on the game.

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hackwilson's ribbies
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:49 pm 
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Nobody ever passes me the ball, so im out.


Well, you've gotta stop pissin' on your hands...
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Hey, he put a shake on someone last night and Stacey and Neil named it their play on the game.


They probably didn't need to slo-mo that shake.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:00 pm 
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Hawkeye, I'll see what I can do, just for you :drunken:
Kid, if you look up "white panther" on the wikipedia... oh, wait.

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hackwilson's ribbies wrote:
Yeah, just to spare myself the extra embarrassment on the day of, I've decided to put in my excuses for having no skills on the court early:

Playing on half a gym floor is totally going to throw my game off. I'm used to full size.

But looking at the brightside, there will be less running around so it shouldn't affect us out-of-shape people too much. :D


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