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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:30 pm 
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did I kill it? I hope not.

Great Lakes Oktoberfest. I am slowly thawing and will report back.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:31 pm 
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Keep it in your pocket until it's completely thawed.

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Beer Icee

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Break the bottle over the counter and stab yourself in the neck with it.

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Break the bottle over the counter and stab yourself in the neck with it.


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Break the bottle over the counter and stab yourself in the neck with it.


:lol: :lol:

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What kind of a man puts beer in the freezer?
Unamerican.

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What kind of a man puts beer in the freezer?
Unamerican.

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Wrap a room temp beer in a wet paper towel and put it in the fridge. It will be ice cold in 20 minutes.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:46 pm 
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TurdFerguson wrote:
Wrap a room temp beer in a wet paper towel and put it in the fridge. It will be ice cold in 20 minutes.

The same thing works, but in the freezer for five minutes.

Also a salt/ice/water bath gets betters from room temp to ice cold in about 5-10 minutes.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:55 pm 
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Now thawed and recuperating in the fridge. Fingers crossed.

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The fastest way to cool beers... and you can do a few at a time this way... is to put a pot of water on the stove and add some vegetable oil. Put the beers in and boil the water. The oil will actually coat the beers and a chemical reaction makes them get extremely cold even as the water boils around them. The more oil, the more quickly it works.

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IMU wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Wrap a room temp beer in a wet paper towel and put it in the fridge. It will be ice cold in 20 minutes.

The same thing works, but in the freezer for five minutes.



This definitely works. My wife saw it on Pinterest, and we tried it.

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The fastest way to cool beers... and you can do a few at a time this way... is to put a pot of water on the stove and add some vegetable oil. Put the beers in and boil the water. The oil will actually coat the beers and a chemical reaction makes them get extremely cold even as the water boils around them. The more oil, the more quickly it works.

That's stupid.

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Darkside wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The fastest way to cool beers... and you can do a few at a time this way... is to put a pot of water on the stove and add some vegetable oil. Put the beers in and boil the water. The oil will actually coat the beers and a chemical reaction makes them get extremely cold even as the water boils around them. The more oil, the more quickly it works.

That's stupid.


You have to try it before you bash it.

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leashyourkids wrote:
The fastest way to cool beers... and you can do a few at a time this way... is to put a pot of water on the stove and add some vegetable oil. Put the beers in and boil the water. The oil will actually coat the beers and a chemical reaction makes them get extremely cold even as the water boils around them. The more oil, the more quickly it works.

That's stupid.


You have to try it before you bash it.

I'd rather not have a kitchen explosion.

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Darkside wrote:
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leashyourkids wrote:
The fastest way to cool beers... and you can do a few at a time this way... is to put a pot of water on the stove and add some vegetable oil. Put the beers in and boil the water. The oil will actually coat the beers and a chemical reaction makes them get extremely cold even as the water boils around them. The more oil, the more quickly it works.

That's stupid.


You have to try it before you bash it.

I'd rather not have a kitchen explosion.


Suit yourself.

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I will. Thank you.
Good luck with your flash fire.

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A decent beer doesn't have to be ice cold. It's a matter of preference, though. Most of your darker beers (which I tend to drink) taste better to me at room temp. :drunken:

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Chus wrote:
IMU wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Wrap a room temp beer in a wet paper towel and put it in the fridge. It will be ice cold in 20 minutes.

The same thing works, but in the freezer for five minutes.



This definitely works. My wife saw it on Pinterest, and we tried it.


Day drinking. I meant to say freezer.


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Chus wrote:
IMU wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Wrap a room temp beer in a wet paper towel and put it in the fridge. It will be ice cold in 20 minutes.

The same thing works, but in the freezer for five minutes.



This definitely works. My wife saw it on Pinterest, and we tried it.


Day drinking. I meant to say freezer.


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A decent beer doesn't have to be ice cold. It's a matter of preference, though. Most of your darker beers (which I tend to drink) taste better to me at room temp. :drunken:

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Put beer in ice spin the can or bottle about 40 times presto ice cold. Been doing this for 25 years.


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Put beer in ice spin the can or bottle about 40 times presto ice cold. Been doing this for 25 years.

This guy gets it. Doesn't take more than 2-3 min this way.

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Spray it with r22.

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Put beer in ice spin the can or bottle about 40 times presto ice cold. Been doing this for 25 years.

This guy gets it. Doesn't take more than 2-3 min this way.


I've been trying to tell you for awhile that Scooter is the goods.

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Good news guys. The beer survived. Didn't seem too worse for wear. Maybe a little wet cardboard aroma, but that may have been there the whole time. Thanks for the well wishes, especially the PMs.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:12 am 
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That really is a relief... feeling very good for you today. One trick you might use for the future is when you put your beer in the freezer, take a shoe off and put it there too. That way when you're ready to leave the house, you go to put on your shoes and think "Oh yeah, I need my shoe... and my beer."

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That really is a relief... feeling very good for you today. One trick you might use for the future is when you put your beer in the freezer, take a shoe off and put it there too. That way when you're ready to leave the house, you go to put on your shoes and think "Oh yeah, I need my shoe... and my beer."


you are a BORED GENIUS!! :lol:

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