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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:25 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

Entitled idiots are a favorite of mine and Yelp offers up nothing but the best. Really should be a running thread.

From a one star review for Skeleton Key Brewery in Woodridge:

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This place discriminates. I have a friend who has celiacs disease and I understand they are a Brewery and gluten free options are minimal with beer but they had none. She went to see a friends band and opted to bring wine seeing they had no gluten free options. They confiscated her wine and gave her no gluten free options. Very discriminatory. I will never go there.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:57 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
Posts: 6549
pizza_Place: Giordano's

SpiralStairs wrote:

Entitled idiots are a favorite of mine and Yelp offers up nothing but the best. Really should be a running thread.

From a one star review for Skeleton Key Brewery in Woodridge:

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I have a few issues with food myself. You really have to do research, before you go to a place.

You can not expect some franchise or hole in the wall, to have gluten free options.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:04 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19044
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

Cashman wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Entitled idiots are a favorite of mine and Yelp offers up nothing but the best. Really should be a running thread.

From a one star review for Skeleton Key Brewery in Woodridge:

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I have a few issues with food myself. You really have to do research, before you go to a place.

You can not expect some franchise or hole in the wall, to have gluten free options.

Clearly they knew there were no gluten free options before they went because one of them had the presence of mind to bring a bottle of wine to the place. But that's not going to stop them from complaining about it online!

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:05 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:13 am
Posts: 17583
Location: BLM Lake Forest Chapter
pizza_Place: Quonset

I'm sure they serve soda and definitely have water, maybe even for FREE!

The friend needs to learn how to smuggle in airplane bottles or zip locks of booze.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:05 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:50 pm
Posts: 16078
pizza_Place: Malnati's

These reviews are the equivalent of 5 star reviews on Amazon which start like this "I just opened my package and so far my headphones are working GREAT."

No shit, dumbass. Why don't you wait a couple months before posting a "review."

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:34 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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the Yelp! rabbit hole is one of my favorite pastimes. some of the reviews show such an entitlement it's hilarious.

but it's just a few college kids on campus...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:03 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65751
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Cashman wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Entitled idiots are a favorite of mine and Yelp offers up nothing but the best. Really should be a running thread.

From a one star review for Skeleton Key Brewery in Woodridge:

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I have a few issues with food myself. You really have to do research, before you go to a place.

You can not expect some franchise or hole in the wall, to have gluten free options.

Can you, expect them to, have unnecessary commas?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:32 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

Yelp reviews across the board are generally lower than google reviews for the same places.

Anybody know why this is?

for instance, look up any restaurant that has a 4.5 google stars. Now look it up on Yelp. Guaranteed it has only 4 stars.

This is across the board, any restaurant.

Why is this?

Are yelpers more honest? More negative? Is it a different audience that posts on yelp versus on Google?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:44 am

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(

You can usually find some gems in the hidden reviews as well. Virtually every client in my industry gets murdered in online reviews.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Clueless Yelp Reviews

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:37 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

"Clueless Yelp Reviews"

Is there any other kind?

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