I know there is a thread but I'm pressed for time. I'm buying a relative that I like but not in a sexual way a bottle of whiskey for a thank you gift. Looking for recs of 50-75.
Thanks

Hope I covered all the jokes!

What type of whiskey?

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any bottle in that range is good.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Bourbon? Scotch?...

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Whiskey whiskey...knob type whiskey, I guess.

This. Just look for the prettiest bottle.

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I'd go with Blanton's.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yup.

Good bourbon, and a very cool looking bottle as well.

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I always thought Paddy's had an interesting and colorful label. Your relative won't know the difference if it is good or bad.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Buy him like 6 bottles of Canadian Club

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Early Times

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This is my signature...

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Ten High

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http://www.amazon.com/Rabbit-Electric-Cocktail-Shaker-Mixer/dp/B0091LJ0IC

Don't worry, it runs off batteries.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Old Granddad

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Whiskey market pisses me off. I used to drink PVW 15. then that got insanely expensive. then Weller 12, then that disappeared. Fuck off.

drinking Bulleit now. probably should fill the basement with cases of it.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I use this to make old fashioneds

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I think he'll know.

Thanks guys!

Pepsi and ring dings

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Are you telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Heh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I just don't like the idea that any time there’s a dinner invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Is that Murph?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Do you think chickens have individual personalities?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them. What's the matter with you?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I’ll tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double-parkers. If this is allowed to go on this is not a society. THIS IS ANARCHY!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Ya' know, that reminds me of an old buddy of mine, Chuck the chicken. Chuck played a mean bass guitar, but he would only do gigs for hen pellets. Well, one night, the bar manager where we were playing was a grumpy old drunk named Danny with no use for chickens. Some even called him roostist, but I didn't think so. Well, ole Danny was on a roll that night and refused to pay in pellets. Chuck wasn't happy, but he managed to feather down. When the bar closed that night, I'll never forget what happened. Danny went to get in his car and sat in a giant pile of poop. He was so pissed his face was as red as a tomato. When Danny hopped out of the car, there was Charlie peeling out and yelling "Cluck you!"

Danny doesn't let me live it down to this day. He thinks the whole thing was real chicken shit.

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Oh, my God you're Saddam Hussein. The dictator.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas