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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:57 am 
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Bullies serve a purpose. Without em, I never would've learned how to straight knock a nigga out.

Shit, if I came home from school with my ass whupped, my brother would've fucked me up worse.



Oh HRH can straight knock anyone out....that's what i fear is she keeps telling him to stop and he doesn't she will go all apeshit on this kid. But she is already using her smarts on this kid and does have some older kids looking out for her.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:02 am 
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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LeStop comparing your salary and lifestyle to that of an NFL player. It simply isn't a valid comparison.

You're correct. 3 years after I retire, I wont be broke.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:04 am 
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Redneckmommy wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Bullies serve a purpose. Without em, I never would've learned how to straight knock a nigga out.

Shit, if I came home from school with my ass whupped, my brother would've fucked me up worse.



Oh HRH can straight knock anyone out....that's what i fear is she keeps telling him to stop and he doesn't she will go all apeshit on this kid. But she is already using her smarts on this kid and does have some older kids looking out for her.


So we are to believe that someone related to Hoffy is going to go apeshit?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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LeStop comparing your salary and lifestyle to that of an NFL player. It simply isn't a valid comparison.

You're correct. 3 years after I retire, I wont be broke.


But you will have CTE and be drooling on yourself. :D

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:06 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Bullies serve a purpose. Without em, I never would've learned how to straight knock a nigga out.

Shit, if I came home from school with my ass whupped, my brother would've fucked me up worse.



Oh HRH can straight knock anyone out....that's what i fear is she keeps telling him to stop and he doesn't she will go all apeshit on this kid. But she is already using her smarts on this kid and does have some older kids looking out for her.


So we are to believe that someone related to Hoffy is going to go apeshit?


i see what you did there

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:06 am 
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I hate Bullies on the bus/playground, especially the ones that after many complaints and altercations are still allowed to take the bus and pick on the little kids.


Sorry if this has been posted somewhere else, but it's a given to include it here. This kid finally had enough of the bullying. Please to enjoy:

http://deadspin.com/#!5781702/the-ultim ... -body-slam


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So there you are, sitting in a work meeting with a bunch of big-wigs around a conference table discussing the “next big thing” for your company. Everyone is stressed, everyone is confused, and everyone is complaining about it. Then, all of a sudden, one of the big wigs asks a question of the group, to which one of your coworkers replies with what can only be described as a finally voicing something that has festering on their mind for YEARS. It is vivid, lush, condescending, and wonderful all rolled into one moment of verbal expression.

But then, there is a pause in the room.

Almost like a moment of “waiting”. Is this person going to get fired right here and now? Did this person just make a huge mistake? Everything is incredibly awkward and silent at the same exact moment.

I hate that pause. I hate it so much.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:18 pm 
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So, did you get fired?

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So, did you get fired?


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Maybe next time you shouldn't bluntly state your opinion in a meeting with the "bigwigs".

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Maybe next time you shouldn't bluntly state your opinion in a meeting with the "bigwigs".


Maybe next time you should just be black like I think you are in my CSFMB world.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Maybe next time you shouldn't bluntly state your opinion in a meeting with the "bigwigs".


Maybe next time you should just be black like I think you are in my CSFMB world.


:lol:

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I've had an iPad since the first month they came out, and I'll tell you, it's wonderful. I can go on a plane for 10 hours and have all of my videos on this thing, along with some games. The battery life is 9 hours or more. On wifi-enabled planes, the iPad is charged the same as a phone, and not the more-expensive laptop rate. The bluetooth-enabled keyboard/case combo (from Brookstone) works really well, and allows me to handle my e-mails quickly.

I also have a Kindle DX. That's a great reader, but I'm not going to work on the web using it. Also, the mp3 player is a little strange on the Kindle. You can't beat the iPad's storage, screen, size, and ease of use.


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Wrong section

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I've had an iPad since the first month they came out (because it was delivered to me by Steve Jobs himself), and I'll tell you, it's wonderful (because I'm pretty much the King Midas of the board and everything I touch is wonderful-ized). I can go on a plane (which I own) for 10 hours and have all of my videos on this thing, along with some games (that I created). The battery life is 9 hours or more (except for when I fart, which increases its battery life by 3 more hours). On wifi-enabled planes, the iPad is charged the same as a phone, and not the more-expensive laptop rate (which I would have no problem paying three times over). The bluetooth-enabled keyboard/case combo (from Brookstone) works really well, and allows me to handle my e-mails quickly (especially those from various prominant figures like the Queen and Dan Bernstein).

I also have a Kindle DX. That's a great reader, but I'm not going to work on the web using it (because the web works on ME). Also, the mp3 player is a little strange on the Kindle. You can't beat the iPad's storage, screen, size, and ease of use.


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Fuck off.


Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
I've had an iPad since the first month they came out (because it was delivered to me by Steve Jobs himself), and I'll tell you, it's wonderful (because I'm pretty much the King Midas of the board and everything I touch is wonderful-ized). I can go on a plane (which I own) for 10 hours and have all of my videos on this thing, along with some games (that I created). The battery life is 9 hours or more (except for when I fart, which increases its battery life by 3 more hours). On wifi-enabled planes, the iPad is charged the same as a phone, and not the more-expensive laptop rate (which I would have no problem paying three times over). The bluetooth-enabled keyboard/case combo (from Brookstone) works really well, and allows me to handle my e-mails quickly (especially those from various prominant figures like the Queen and Dan Bernstein).

I also have a Kindle DX. That's a great reader, but I'm not going to work on the web using it (because the web works on ME). Also, the mp3 player is a little strange on the Kindle. You can't beat the iPad's storage, screen, size, and ease of use.


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Fealz is aight with me!

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Today I'm hating on my dog. Yeah, the one I got from Slapshot Ed. He's a sonofabitch; the dog, not Ed.

Over the past few months he has started pissing everyone in the damn house. He ruined the carpet in the living room and dining room, so we tore that out and put in hardwood. Did that stop him? No. Now he just pisses on the hardwood.

We've tried different "pet repellant" soaps and cleaners to no avail. My dog hates me.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Today I'm hating on my dog. Yeah, the one I got from Slapshot Ed. He's a sonofabitch; the dog, not Ed.

Over the past few months he has started pissing everyone in the damn house. He ruined the carpet in the living room and dining room, so we tore that out and put in hardwood. Did that stop him? No. Now he just pisses on the hardwood.

We've tried different "pet repellant" soaps and cleaners to no avail. My dog hates me.

Take him outside.

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Take him outside.


I will staple your eyelids to your forehead.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Today I'm hating on my dog. Yeah, the one I got from Slapshot Ed. He's a sonofabitch; the dog, not Ed.

Over the past few months he has started pissing everyone in the damn house. He ruined the carpet in the living room and dining room, so we tore that out and put in hardwood. Did that stop him? No. Now he just pisses on the hardwood.

We've tried different "pet repellant" soaps and cleaners to no avail. My dog hates me.

Take him outside.

And electrocute him.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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Take him outside.


I will staple your eyelids to your forehead.

That's great, but you'll still be wiping up dog piss.

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Put him in a cage that is just big enough for him to lay down in and leave him there when you are not home/sleeping.

If that doesn't work glue him to your forehead.

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Sell him to a chinese place


or do what spanky said

I'd kill him

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I'd kill him

I've found that there's no better way of dealing with a disobedient pet.

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I'd kill him

I've found that there's no better way of dealing with a disobedient pet.


Dat way dey learn


I tell you what, he won't piss on the floor again, will he?

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Free Ajent wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
I'd kill him

I've found that there's no better way of dealing with a disobedient pet.


Dat way dey learn


I tell you what, he won't piss on the floor again, will he?


I post from happier times.... :(


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