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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:35 am 
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6'1", 250 lbs. and barrel-chested. 9.5 inches, uncut. You don't want any of this. Or maybe you do.


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:11 am 
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I had to look up the Prince Albert

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert

no you didn't


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:20 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am 
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Kirkwood wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert

no you didn't


well, look down to mid thigh, but I didn't want to brag

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:00 am 
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Douchebag wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert

Image

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:06 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:08 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert


I have a gay relative who has one and he said an unfortunate side effect is having to sit down to pee (as it sprays in every direction).

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:10 pm 
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I had to look up the Prince Albert


I have a gay relative who has one and he said an unfortunate side effect is having to sit down to pee (as it sprays in every direction).


Was this discussion before or after Grace at Christmas Dinner?

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
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Grace, she passed away thirty years ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats
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