MY GOD,EMNA...WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR LIP?


Two California women were arrested and charged with prostitution over the weekend through an Arlington Heights police sting.

Carrie Senados, 20, of Temecula, Calif., and Emna Fejzic, 20, of Spring Valley, Calif., were arrested at 8:45 p.m. March 30.

Police found the pair through an advertisement on Backpage.com, a website similar to Craigslist that also lists escort services, and sets up a meeting at a hotel on the 2100 block of South Arlington Heights Road.

The women offered their combined services for $200 for one-half hour and a discounted rate of $300 for the hour.

They were arrested at the hotel and taken into police custody. Their court date is May 4.

Senados and Fejzic could not be reached for comment.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Way to expensive, seriously. You should at least get a 50% discount because of the obvious herpes sore.

You gotta love the smile when taking the mugshot. Thats oblivious

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You're supposed to smile.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

You might as well go to Arnies for half of that price, and the chicks looks better than this. And there's no worry of getting arrested, because the police already know

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Handy andys at Jimmy's are a dime a dozen!

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Which one? Bumpy or Sleepy?

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FIXED!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Combined z-score.

May 26th. It's on and poppin'.

I need to think of an excuse to tell my girl though.









Edit: I'm joking.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

boooooooooo

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If I was dating some bustdown, it wouldn't be a problem. But I done found me a good woman. I ain't fucking that up.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

And I should clarify, although I know the prices I have never made any deals, besides for one lap dance.

She tried to sell me into more ("just let me pull it out and you'll change your mind") but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass

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Kid.

You. Me. Bumpy. Sleepy. $199.99 dollars (American). A 12-pack of Coors Light Hard Tea. Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2x4. A Sharpie marker. Family Feud on a closed-circuit television (Steve Harvey's, not that other dude). 17 pixie stixs. A leafblower. A night-lite. Goodnight Moon. One sleeping bag.

But you ain't too pretty to pay for pussy.

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I'll see you Saturday.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic...

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Not at all.

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Greg Oden vibe...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Ooohh yeah! that facebook picture was a thing. All that was missing was a toilet with a big ropy turd in it.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I hear you. Jus playin'.




Unless you really want to go....

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Quite a bit of this shit still goes on in Joliet near the riverboat.

I mean... not that... not that I would know....

Fuck.

I just like playing the loosest slots in the burbs.... wait... NO, I LIKE PLAYING BLACKJACK.

Pretend I didn't say anything.

If I were still with the chick I dated last year, I'd be like "Hell yeah!" Shit, I'd probably even pay for a full service oil change too.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

When you finally decide after 12 years to lift weights, you would want to show a pic, too.


I hate you all, now.



I honestly didn't know so many people pay attention to that. I've gotten a few texts and FB messages about that....some ladies I haven't heard from in years.

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SLUTBOX

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

There's a thread out there somewhere with about a full page of people ripping you for that. I think you may have missed that one.

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Really though, I can't understand how any of the guys who go there would ever have sex with those chicks. Even with a rubber or two...

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Yeah, I saw some of those responses. I must say, the ladies love them some you.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Damn...

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