It is currently Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:14 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
Author Message
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns
G.O.P. wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The devolution of the bad guys over each trilogy is the most disturbing part of Star Wars to me.

I started out with Darth Vader, the baddest guy in the universe and possibly the most memorable evil character in the history of film. My children get some Marfan syndrome George Muresan look alike who stars on Girls in his off time. The voice of Vader is the voice of god. Kylo Ren's voice strikes fear in no one. General's mock Vader and he chokes out a bitch. General's mock Ren and he destroys a bathroom with his light saber.


Hollywood and their band of puppeteers pushing the beta-male homo agenda!

True. Pretty soon all main protagonists will be female minorities who also happen to be atheist homosexuals.

(StarWarsies are saying that Finn and master-pilot Po Dameron will likely be getting it on soon)

Surprised Ethan Hunt hasn't sucked a dick on camera yet.


Kylo will be "tortured" by his tug of war with the The Force, until he realizes that he is gay (Light) and a female! He will then undergo a transformation and become the good guy and save the universe. It will then be revealed that the First Order all bad guy Alpha males and the Resistance are gay warriors and they triumph and fuck each other.

Gay Beta-Male Hollywood can send all money for this awesome script to SomeGuy69pewpew@hehateme.com


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:42 am
Posts: 4765
pizza_Place: Home Run Inn
good dolphin wrote:
The devolution of the bad guys over each trilogy is the most disturbing part of Star Wars to me.

I started out with Darth Vader, the baddest guy in the universe and possibly the most memorable evil character in the history of film. My children get some Marfan syndrome George Muresan look alike who stars on Girls in his off time. The voice of Vader is the voice of god. Kylo Ren's voice strikes fear in no one. General's mock Vader and he chokes out a bitch. General's mock Ren and he destroys a bathroom with his light saber.


While I haven't seen the film and don't plan to, the fact that Disney named the new evil emperor of the universe 'Snooki' is beyond ludicrous.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:39 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
Posts: 13406
Location: The Crownville Lab
pizza_Place: Langel's
Harvard Dan wrote:
The guy that brought us Jar Jar Binks is mad about how Disney approached his product?

Precisely :lol:

_________________
-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"
bigfan wrote:
I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:18 pm
Posts: 19487
pizza_Place: Phils' on 35th all you need to know
good dolphin wrote:
The devolution of the bad guys over each trilogy is the most disturbing part of Star Wars to me.

I started out with Darth Vader, the baddest guy in the universe and possibly the [/b]most memorable evil character in the history of film.[b] My children get some Marfan syndrome George Muresan look alike who stars on Girls in his off time. The voice of Vader is the voice of god. Kylo Ren's voice strikes fear in no one. General's mock Vader and he chokes out a bitch. General's mock Ren and he destroys a bathroom with his light saber.


Um no. I am a Star Wars Geek and I say no.

_________________
When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:32 pm
Posts: 13865
Location: France
pizza_Place: Baranabyis
Vader chokes out a dude, but Grand Moff Tarkin just orders him around throughout ep4. Vader is always kind of a bitch, and his respect for the chain of command in the Empire (despite his complete disregard for the Jedi order) is ultimately what makes him little more than a maskm


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's
Tall Midget wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The devolution of the bad guys over each trilogy is the most disturbing part of Star Wars to me.

I started out with Darth Vader, the baddest guy in the universe and possibly the most memorable evil character in the history of film. My children get some Marfan syndrome George Muresan look alike who stars on Girls in his off time. The voice of Vader is the voice of god. Kylo Ren's voice strikes fear in no one. General's mock Vader and he chokes out a bitch. General's mock Ren and he destroys a bathroom with his light saber.


Hollywood and their band of puppeteers pushing the beta-male homo agenda!


No kidding. He gets his ass kicked by a chick who only discovers her Jedi powers like 5 minutes before the fight. Kylo Ren is a wuss.

Right before that dude killed his own father, got shot in the abdomen by Chewbacca, and defeated Finn in a saber duel. In the script it stated he was actually weakened by killing Han (where he thought it would strengthen his dark side, but because of the pull of the light, it didn't), & he held his own against Rey, who was already a badass before she realized her Force powers.

I don't think Kylo's reached his potential yet.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:53 am 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's
Colonel Angus wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The devolution of the bad guys over each trilogy is the most disturbing part of Star Wars to me.

I started out with Darth Vader, the baddest guy in the universe and possibly the most memorable evil character in the history of film. My children get some Marfan syndrome George Muresan look alike who stars on Girls in his off time. The voice of Vader is the voice of god. Kylo Ren's voice strikes fear in no one. General's mock Vader and he chokes out a bitch. General's mock Ren and he destroys a bathroom with his light saber.


Hollywood and their band of puppeteers pushing the beta-male homo agenda!


No kidding. He gets his ass kicked by a chick who only discovers her Jedi powers like 5 minutes before the fight. Kylo Ren is a wuss.

Right before that dude killed his own father, got shot in the abdomen by Chewbacca, and defeated Finn in a saber duel. In the script it stated he was actually weakened by killing Han (where he thought it would strengthen his dark side, but because of the pull of the light, it didn't), & he held his own against Rey, who was already a badass before she realized her Force powers.

I don't think Kylo's reached his potential yet.


So killing a senile, decrepit, and defenseless septuagenarian makes you a badass? Beating up an inept doofus proves you're tough? And getting schooled by an ingenue in a duel with light sabers--ostensibly your hallmark weapon--elevates your status as a villain?

I repeat: Kylo Ren is a wuss. But at least he can blame his wussiness on an injury, I guess.

_________________
Antonio Gramsci wrote:
The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:58 am 
Offline

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33816
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's
You guys are making me like this movie less. I wasn't too thrilled with kylo either though. I liked it but mostly because it was a remake of episode 4 and felt that connection to my youth. This rode the coattails of the previous movies but I still enjoyed it.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's
Tall Midget wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
Right before that dude killed his own father, got shot in the abdomen by Chewbacca, and defeated Finn in a saber duel. In the script it stated he was actually weakened by killing Han (where he thought it would strengthen his dark side, but because of the pull of the light, it didn't), & he held his own against Rey, who was already a badass before she realized her Force powers.

I don't think Kylo's reached his potential yet.


So killing a senile, decrepit, and defenseless septuagenarian makes you a badass? Beating up an inept doofus proves you're tough? And getting schooled by an ingenue in a duel with light sabers--ostensibly your hallmark weapon--elevates your status as a villain?

I repeat: Kylo Ren is a wuss. But at least he can blame his wussiness on an injury, I guess.

:lol: I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed that Harrison Ford has lost a lot on his fastball.

It's not about Solo being old & decrepit, but more about Kylo cutting himself off from the lightside, which ended up not happening. While Finn's not the greatest combatant, he's not completely untrained. And I'd hardly call lightsaber dueling Kylo's hallmark weapon. His saber is a piece of crap & the rock in it is bound to burst @ any time. It has a large crack running down it, which is why he needs the two hilt vents to let the excess energy out.

Kylo's far from being a great villain. He's prone to tantrums & still has a lot of training to go through. But I don't think he's going to become that Vader villain. I think the goal of the trilogy will be for Jedi to balance both the dark & lightsides of the force as opposed to being one or the other. He'll eventually turn against Snoke & join sides w/ Rey & Luke.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 3:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina
Godfella wrote:
Any artist, no matter the medium, who CHOOSES to sell off their creation's rights and then bitch about the eventual sour outcome is a total fool.


Great point.

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a big dumb shitlib baby


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:16 pm
Posts: 1706
pizza_Place: My moms grave
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ok, Im hearing different. Lots of people saying they essentially remade Episode 4.


That's pretty much what "Creed" did with the original "Rocky" and I'm a fan so I loved it. I understand loving it even if it has a lack of creativity.



It is exactly what creed did. Basically all these major movies are cover songs. The comic book movies too are cover songs. It's ok if it is done well.

The new Star Wars was just fine. Nothing more and nothing less. Kilo getting bested was no more lame than Maul getting bested by a student imho.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:06 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11007
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
Darkside wrote:
Lucas can suck it. He absolutely killed Indiana Jones with that shit fuck Skulls movie and goofy cute helpful monkeys and stupid ass refrigerator.



Image

that was a good south park episode

since lucas has a black wife cant he get away with racist terms?


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group