This is ripped from the other forum i frequent, and i like the cut of this guy's jib. he had me at the first line, which i also used to describe this season's premiere:
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These two episodes were EPIC Fail .
I don't mind time travel in a series , movie , or a video game is a long as its done good .
Here its just disaster , so here is a quick summary. SPOILERS INCLUDED
-Hugo gets blamed for 3 murders (one which Sayid did when he killed that guy outside the mental care) the other two at the
"safe house".
-Sun apparently became your stereotypical evil asian girl who wants to kill Ben , cause her husband died even tough we know he didnt'.
-Kate get's visited by two lawyers who tell her that , she needs to do a maternity test (because some mysterious client ordered so) .
She does the only thing that she can , runs away , meets with Ms Asian Psycho and tells her to kill the lawyers so she can protect the ones she loves. (YEAH like taking the maternity test would be so harder to do).
-Jack and Sayid (Who assassinates other people from Charles Widmore's group ) ,has been working with Ben for the past 3 years.
-John Locke's death get's explained , while the Island is jumping around in time Richard tells Locke the only way to convince the Oceanic Six to come back to the Island is to die. (Why is that the only way to convince people I don't fucking know ).
Now we're getting to the fun part .
-Daniel Faraday was on the bloody Island as a construction worker when the Dharma was constructing the Orchid , and the guy from the
orientation videos tells the workers to not drill in the wall anymore because behind it is an unlimited energy and with it the Dharma can travel in time . In the present with the Island jumping in time tells Sawyer , that they cannot change the past because ultimately they would fail. Unless well Daniel just goes finds Desmond in the past tells him to find his mother because somehow she can help .
(How could he talk to Desmond and change the timeline with Desmond he says "Rules don't apply to him ")
-Ben has been dicking around for three years , to get the remaining 4 dumb people to get back to the Island .
He fucks it up with Hugo , and Hugo runs screaming to the Police . Wow he must have -10 in Persuasiveness in this world.
Also there is this Lady with a computer room , that tells her she found the Island and she has 72hours to get the remaining fuckers back
to the Island , or if not well as she said :"Then god help us all". (God help us just blow up the cast of LOST already)
-Rest of the people on the Island jump around tired , hungry , and annoyed , but have no fear because some group decides to shoot
flaming arrows at them killing a few of them .
That's about it god this is so stupid .