Lady Gaga leading off and carrying the show as the supposed modern day Madonna, I presume? I don't get it.

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Oh God...now Sir Elton's doing a piano duet with her. Good thing I rarely watch TV these days.

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I'm watching it. I've never understood Lady Gaga. Yes, she wears food for clothes, but that's about it. And she's half-male, but that doesn't do it for me either.

Half-man is half more of a man than the person she's performing on the piano with, however.

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Just turned it on...WTF nice glasses Elton .I'm lost.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I never watch the Grammys, but killing time tonight...
I liked the duet. She's very talented when she plays the piano and sings without being weird. IMO, of course.

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I follow where my mind goes...

why are you not all watching the pro bowl??? knox might get in.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I never even ordered cable at my new place last since last summer, believe it or not

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There's a bowl game on tonight?

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I follow where my mind goes...

Aside from Beyonce girating and bellowing on the stage, this whole presentation really does kinda blow. Moving along...

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As much as she sucks, the performance by Pink was actually pretty cool.

Prior to 30 minutes ago, I had never, ever heard the name "Zach Brown" or his band. And now they're the Best New Artist???? I never understand that category anyway. The bands I have heard of in that category aren't exactly "new" - pretty sure that Silversun Pickups, Ting-Tings and MGMT all have more than one album out? How are they "new"?

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who won the Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Quartet award?

Outstanding Soul = Miley Cyrus

Spoken Word = Jello Biafra

Barbershop Quartet = N.W.A.



I still hate the Black Eyed Peas.

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i just turned it on, what the fuck is this

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

RIP ODB "Wu Tang for the babies"

The Pink performance was fine, all things considered, but the fact that they gave the Leonard Cohen "Lifetime Achievement Award" all of 5-10 seconds airtime before cutting to her performance sort of ruined the moment.

And that Zach Brown song has been stuck in my head since my brother played it about twenty times at a party last summer, for better or worse. Otherwise I've never heard of them either...

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They've given two "lifetime awards" tonight, and each got the same treatment. I don't get it either.

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doing the auto-tune live just doesn't work

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Autotune is dead

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

we can only hope

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

And now I know firsthand that Zach Brown sucks too.

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I think the old guy just died live on stage behind his piano.

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I think the Be Sharps won Best Barbershop Quartet. Bu-bum-bum-bum Baby On-Board...

Bon Jovi is fucking terrible, I can not believe I liked them when I was 8

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Richie Sambora still looks bloated and out of it. Guess he never did get off the sauce.

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JBJ's voice just sounds kind of weird nowadays -
his odd vowel pronunciations - the keyboard player has always had
hilarious hair. (BY MOTHERFFUCKING CRACKY)

That green day thing in the beginning was also 5 kinds of terrible.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Where the hell was I supposed to get 3-D glasses from?!

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

they gave them out at the lincoln park zoo, you were supposed to save them. I'm in ohio and i still have mine.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

The ZOO!!!
We need more zoo

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Oh I thought I was supposed to save the ones from Avatar

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

I think Dave Matthews had a rabid badger in his pants in the middle of that song.

What the hell was he doing?

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