It is currently Thu Nov 28, 2024 9:43 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 13 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:46 pm 
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:53 pm
Posts: 809
pizza_Place: Gino's East
‪What do Prince Charles & George McCaskey have in common?Their moms refuse to die because theyre afraid of their offspring ruling‬.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:48 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222
Have you interviewed Virginia?

_________________
Be well

GO BEARS!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:02 pm
Posts: 11735
pizza_Place: Angelo's Pizza in Downers Grove
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina
I generally try to avoid hyperbole to make a point... and I understand that this was an honest attempt at being funny (as much as it pains me to admit)... but you should literally walk to a gas station, walk into the gas station, purchase 4 Lunchables, begin eating them, realize that you need a side dish, purchase a 3-year-old package of Jack Link's turkey jerky, throw it into the Lunchable container, begin eating them, realize that you need a liquid, purchase a sugar-free Sunny Delight, mix it all together in a blender, take it outside, throw it in the community trash can between the gas pumps, remove the trash bag from the trash can, stick your head in the trash bag, put the trash bag over your head, poke eye holes in the trash bag, stick a few dollars in the pump, select unleaded, spray yourself with the gasoline, take a match, light yourself on fire, run into traffic as you are burning to death, and scream that you are a personal injury attorney with years of experience and a mental acuity that makes this situation less than ironic. And make sure that your will specifies that the donations to your death go to people who did the ice bucket challenge the right way without dumping 9/10 of the water on the ground.

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a big dumb shitlib baby


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:14 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
I was promised a joke in this thread.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:17 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
David Spada.
David Spada who?
Exactly.

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:29 pm 
Online
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65803
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.
Don Tiny wrote:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
David Spada.
David Spada who?
Exactly.

That's great.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014
bigfan wrote:
Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:29 pm
Posts: 691
pizza_Place: Cali Za Kitchen
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
Posts: 17128
Location: in the vents of life for joey belle
pizza_Place: how many planets have a chicago?
spadaesq1 wrote:
‪What do Prince Charles & George McCaskey have in common?Their moms refuse to die because theyre afraid of their offspring ruling‬.


hahhahah nice! seriously 7/10.... which means i'd tweet it @ no less than 70 people on twitter =P

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
Posts: 17128
Location: in the vents of life for joey belle
pizza_Place: how many planets have a chicago?
Don Tiny wrote:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
David Spada.
David Spada who?
Exactly.


welp we can call off the balloting.... we've got our 2017 post of the year here! =P

(as always, thanks for the hat and the old fridge-magnet-schedules david! seriously, no sarcasm here, i genuinely appreciated those from you)

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82260
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I was promised a joke in this thread.


What spa does the score refuse to accept advertising from?

Spa-da

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:12 pm 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38373
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's
leashyourkids wrote:
I generally try to avoid hyperbole to make a point... and I understand that this was an honest attempt at being funny (as much as it pains me to admit)... but you should literally walk to a gas station, walk into the gas station, purchase 4 Lunchables, begin eating them, realize that you need a side dish, purchase a 3-year-old package of Jack Link's turkey jerky, throw it into the Lunchable container, begin eating them, realize that you need a liquid, purchase a sugar-free Sunny Delight, mix it all together in a blender, take it outside, throw it in the community trash can between the gas pumps, remove the trash bag from the trash can, stick your head in the trash bag, put the trash bag over your head, poke eye holes in the trash bag, stick a few dollars in the pump, select unleaded, spray yourself with the gasoline, take a match, light yourself on fire, run into traffic as you are burning to death, and scream that you are a personal injury attorney with years of experience and a mental acuity that makes this situation less than ironic. And make sure that your will specifies that the donations to your death go to people who did the ice bucket challenge the right way without dumping 9/10 of the water on the ground.



:shock: :lol: :lol:

And I thought that I disliked Spada.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: George McCaskey joke
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli
Image

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I smell a bit....


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 13 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Darkside, USA and 14 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group