leashyourkids wrote:
I generally try to avoid hyperbole to make a point... and I understand that this was an honest attempt at being funny (as much as it pains me to admit)... but you should literally walk to a gas station, walk into the gas station, purchase 4 Lunchables, begin eating them, realize that you need a side dish, purchase a 3-year-old package of Jack Link's turkey jerky, throw it into the Lunchable container, begin eating them, realize that you need a liquid, purchase a sugar-free Sunny Delight, mix it all together in a blender, take it outside, throw it in the community trash can between the gas pumps, remove the trash bag from the trash can, stick your head in the trash bag, put the trash bag over your head, poke eye holes in the trash bag, stick a few dollars in the pump, select unleaded, spray yourself with the gasoline, take a match, light yourself on fire, run into traffic as you are burning to death, and scream that you are a personal injury attorney with years of experience and a mental acuity that makes this situation less than ironic. And make sure that your will specifies that the donations to your death go to people who did the ice bucket challenge the right way without dumping 9/10 of the water on the ground.
And I thought that I disliked Spada.
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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.
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