Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Im going to Graceland , Graceland , Memphis Tennessee .

Help me flesh this out lads...


Stab him in the back, Jack.
Drown him in the lake, Jake.
Shoot him in the neck, Beck.
Hit him with a bus, Gus.
Feed him to a shark, Clark.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Cut off his leg, Roberto!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

50 Ways To Kill Your Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny

♫ guitar and drums intro ♫

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill your kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill your kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill your kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

♫ guitar and drums outro ♫

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

:lol: And here we thought Spider Rape was a one hit wonder.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Spider rape?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Spider rape?

50 Ways To Kill Our Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny (© 1975, 2018)

♫ guitar and drums intro ♫

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in our struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

♫ guitar and drums outro ♫

50 Ways To Kill Our Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny (© 1975, 2018)

♫ guitar and drums intro ♫

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in our struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

♫ guitar and drums outro ♫

I was really hoping he would not be a factor.

We all were. But I look at it this way -he didn’t lose the game, he just couldn’t win it.