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Help me flesh this out lads...


Stab him in the back, Jack.
Drown him in the lake, Jake.
Shoot him in the neck, Beck.
Hit him with a bus, Gus.
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Im going to Graceland , Graceland , Memphis Tennessee .

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Darkside wrote:
Help me flesh this out lads...


Stab him in the back, Jack.
Drown him in the lake, Jake.
Shoot him in the neck, Beck.
Hit him with a bus, Gus.
Feed him to a shark, Clark.

Let's make this more multi-cultural:

Bleed him from the knee, Chung Lee,
Stab him in the head, Achmed,
Ship him to the Taliban and tell 'em he's gay, Vijay.


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badrogue17 wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Im going to Graceland , Graceland , Memphis Tennessee .

:lol:

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Im going to Graceland , Graceland , Memphis Tennessee .


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50 Ways To Kill Our Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny (© 1975, 2018)

guitar and drums intro

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in our struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

guitar and drums outro

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Don Tiny wrote:
50 Ways To Kill Your Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny

guitar and drums intro

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill your kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill your kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill your kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

guitar and drums outro

Outstanding, Donald old chap. :lol:

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Well that was... something.

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Awesome :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And here we thought Spider Rape was a one hit wonder.

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50 ways to kill your kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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badrogue17 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And here we thought Spider Rape was a one hit wonder.

Spider rape?

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Hat tip, Don. That was great.


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Darkside wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And here we thought Spider Rape was a one hit wonder.

Spider rape?


The original Don Tiny ditty.

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Darkside wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And here we thought Spider Rape was a one hit wonder.

Spider rape?

Don't feel bad ... I don't remember it either.

I do kinda remember the Gary Shandling Wake parody though ... kind of.

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Don Tiny wrote:
50 Ways To Kill Our Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny (© 1975, 2018)

guitar and drums intro

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in our struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

guitar and drums outro


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Self-bump ...

Don Tiny wrote:
50 Ways To Kill Our Kicker
P. Simon, D. Tiny (© 1975, 2018)

guitar and drums intro

'The problem is all inside his head' said old Ginny
'The answer is easy if you solve it lethally
'I'd like to help you in our struggle to be free, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

She said 'it's oftentimes my habit to intrude
'Furthermore, I trust my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
'But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude, there must be
'50 ways to kill our kicker <hack, cough, wheeze>
'50 ways to kill our kicker.'

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And set us all free.'

(repeat)

She said 'it grieves me so that this was a close game
'I think there is something you could do to make me smile again.'
I said 'Well, I understand that, but would you please explain about
'The 50 ways?'

She said 'why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and when
'I climb out of my crypt you'll have begun to see the light.'
And then she clawed me, and I knew right then she was, in fact, a wight, and there were
50 ways to kill our kicker ...
50 ways to kill our kicker.

'Shove a knife in his back, Jack
'Stop growing the man, Stan
'Gotta think up a ploy, Roy
'Just tell me your fee
'Stick him under the bus, Gus
'We don't need to discuss much
'Get rope for a tree, Lee
'And we'll lose him for free.'

guitar and drums outro

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I was really hoping he would not be a factor.


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I was really hoping he would not be a factor.




We all were. But I look at it this way -he didn’t lose the game, he just couldn’t win it.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
I was really hoping he would not be a factor.




We all were. But I look at it this way -he didn’t lose the game, he just couldn’t win it.

This guy gets it. He shouldn’t have been a factor.

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Damn Don... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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