newper wrote:
NME wrote:
This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.
Ha! I'm here from downtown; I'm here from slumlord and bigfan. And I'm here on a mission of mercy -- you, your name's NME? You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch? My name -- fuck you, that's my name. Cause you're posting from a $300 refurbished Acer. I'm posting from a $12,000 custom built PC... that's my name. You see my watch? Well obviously you can't because we are on a message board, but this watch costs more than your car. I posted 1,000 quality posts last year, how many did you post? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Why am I here? On a personal favor; I said the real favor is to ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser is a loser.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know my name is NME, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35.
I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards.
Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people.
Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Have a nice day you homosexual.