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 Post subject: Clean House.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:10 pm 
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I don't know about anyone else here, but enough of this shit. Emery has had 2 drafts go by now and can't seem to add enough talent to the roster through the draft to make a difference. Sorry, 3 offensive players in 2 drafts isn't going to cut it. Especially when one of them slides to you and is a gimme (Alshon). Trestman is the offensive version of Lovie, needs diapers for bigtime games, doesn't seem to be able to prepare his team for a tornado drill and wants as much to do with defense as Jerry Sandusky's legal team. Speaking of wanting nothing to do with defense, Mel Tucker most likely takes a knee after drawing up plays in crayon using a coloring book he found in the wastebasket from the nearest McDonalds.


Jay Cutler is an average QB with elite physical skills, which is basically the equivalent of complimenting a retard for having retard strength. I hope Brandon Marshalls next domestic violence charge stems from making Cutler kiss the ring after Jay launches another pass 15 yards over his head while he is surrounded by half the opponents defense.


Blow this fucking thing up now before we have another 5 years of ring around the coordinator and Culter filing suit against the Chicago Bears organization for his post concussion syndrome.


Merry Christmas motherfuckers.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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Especially when one of them slides to you and is a gimme (Alshon).


Bears traded up to get him.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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Bears traded up to get him.




He still slid. Great player tho.

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NSJME is a little happy that his Bengals are making the playoffs, so he wants to tell us what's wrong with our home team, I see.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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NSJME is a little happy that his Bengals are making the playoffs, so he wants to tell us what's wrong with our home team, I see.




The fucking Bengals plane can crash tomorrow for all I give a shit. I am a Bears fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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If I owned the team,this would be Emery's last draft. I wouldn't launch him yet. They made the same mistake with Angelo,keeping him too long. I think the McCaskey who runs things now does know better.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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NME wrote:
I don't know about anyone else here, but enough of this shit. Emery has had 2 drafts go by now and can't seem to add enough talent to the roster through the draft to make a difference. Sorry, 3 offensive players in 2 drafts isn't going to cut it. Especially when one of them slides to you and is a gimme (Alshon). Trestman is the offensive version of Lovie, needs diapers for bigtime games, doesn't seem to be able to prepare his team for a tornado drill and wants as much to do with defense as Jerry Sandusky's legal team. Speaking of wanting nothing to do with defense, Mel Tucker most likely takes a knee after drawing up plays in crayon using a coloring book he found in the wastebasket from the nearest McDonalds.


Jay Cutler is an average QB with elite physical skills, which is basically the equivalent of complimenting a retard for having retard strength. I hope Brandon Marshalls next domestic violence charge stems from making Cutler kiss the ring after Jay launches another pass 15 yards over his head while he is surrounded by half the opponents defense.


Blow this fucking thing up now before we have another 5 years of ring around the coordinator and Culter filing suit against the Chicago Bears organization for his post concussion syndrome.


Merry Christmas motherfuckers.


You are really bad at this stuff.

Nice try tho. Go back to the minors for a couple more years and maybe then you will be able to post in the big league.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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If I owned the team,this would be Emery's last draft. I wouldn't launch him yet. They made the same mistake with Angelo,keeping him too long. I think the McCaskey who runs things now does know better.




I agree with this, to some extent. He definately seems like he can count higher than firetruck.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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You are really bad at this stuff.

Nice try tho. Go back to the minors for a couple more years and maybe then you will be able to post in the big league.




This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.

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NME wrote:
I don't know about anyone else here, but enough of this shit. Emery has had 2 drafts go by now and can't seem to add enough talent to the roster through the draft to make a difference. Sorry, 3 offensive players in 2 drafts isn't going to cut it. Especially when one of them slides to you and is a gimme (Alshon). Trestman is the offensive version of Lovie, needs diapers for bigtime games, doesn't seem to be able to prepare his team for a tornado drill and wants as much to do with defense as Jerry Sandusky's legal team. Speaking of wanting nothing to do with defense, Mel Tucker most likely takes a knee after drawing up plays in crayon using a coloring book he found in the wastebasket from the nearest McDonalds.


Jay Cutler is an average QB with elite physical skills, which is basically the equivalent of complimenting a retard for having retard strength. I hope Brandon Marshalls next domestic violence charge stems from making Cutler kiss the ring after Jay launches another pass 15 yards over his head while he is surrounded by half the opponents defense.


Blow this fucking thing up now before we have another 5 years of ring around the coordinator and Culter filing suit against the Chicago Bears organization for his post concussion syndrome.


Merry Christmas motherfuckers.


You are really bad at this stuff.

Nice try tho. Go back to the minors for a couple more years and maybe then you will be able to post in the big league.


This is the "Big League?"

I would hate to see what the "Minor League" looks like....well, I have a feeling what it is....


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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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I would hate to see what the "Minor League" looks like....well, I have a feeling what it is....

Exactly.

Speeps is Bryan LaHair

KS is Mike Quade

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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RFDC wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
I would hate to see what the "Minor League" looks like....well, I have a feeling what it is....

Exactly.

Speeps is Bryan LaHair

KS is Mike Quade


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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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Nearly half the team needs to go, while you keep adding to the pre-existing players on offense. There's no reason for rebuilding the entire team.

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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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NME wrote:
RFDC wrote:

You are really bad at this stuff.

Nice try tho. Go back to the minors for a couple more years and maybe then you will be able to post in the big league.




This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.






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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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Nearly half the team needs to go, while you keep adding to the pre-existing players on offense. There's no reason for rebuilding the entire team.


But the fact is that the Bears ARE currently in rebuilding mode, & they are on the verge of making the playoffs while doing so. The rebuilding effort probably wont be complete until 2015. For a team who has installed a new system with all new coaches, I'm good with where they are in the process. Sure Emery blew the Shea Mac Pick big time, but overall he has done well with his picks & free agent signings. Emery looks like a genius now for not negotiating any contracts until the end of the year.

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This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.

Ha! I'm here from downtown; I'm here from slumlord and bigfan. And I'm here on a mission of mercy -- you, your name's NME? You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch? My name -- fuck you, that's my name. Cause you're posting from a $300 refurbished Acer. I'm posting from a $12,000 custom built PC... that's my name. You see my watch? Well obviously you can't because we are on a message board, but this watch costs more than your car. I posted 1,000 quality posts last year, how many did you post? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Why am I here? On a personal favor; I said the real favor is to ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser is a loser.

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NME wrote:
This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.

Ha! I'm here from downtown; I'm here from slumlord and bigfan. And I'm here on a mission of mercy -- you, your name's NME? You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch? My name -- fuck you, that's my name. Cause you're posting from a $300 refurbished Acer. I'm posting from a $12,000 custom built PC... that's my name. You see my watch? Well obviously you can't because we are on a message board, but this watch costs more than your car. I posted 1,000 quality posts last year, how many did you post? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Why am I here? On a personal favor; I said the real favor is to ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser is a loser.


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 Post subject: Re: Clean House.
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NME wrote:
This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.

Ha! I'm here from downtown; I'm here from slumlord and bigfan. And I'm here on a mission of mercy -- you, your name's NME? You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch? My name -- fuck you, that's my name. Cause you're posting from a $300 refurbished Acer. I'm posting from a $12,000 custom built PC... that's my name. You see my watch? Well obviously you can't because we are on a message board, but this watch costs more than your car. I posted 1,000 quality posts last year, how many did you post? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Why am I here? On a personal favor; I said the real favor is to ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser is a loser.

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There is no such thing as a rebuilding or house cleaning in the NFL. Rosters are overturned 33% on average every year. Every team is in perpetual evolution.

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NME wrote:
This is the minors. They sent me down here to remind you of that.

Ha! I'm here from downtown; I'm here from slumlord and bigfan. And I'm here on a mission of mercy -- you, your name's NME? You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch? My name -- fuck you, that's my name. Cause you're posting from a $300 refurbished Acer. I'm posting from a $12,000 custom built PC... that's my name. You see my watch? Well obviously you can't because we are on a message board, but this watch costs more than your car. I posted 1,000 quality posts last year, how many did you post? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Why am I here? On a personal favor; I said the real favor is to ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser is a loser.





What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know my name is NME, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35.

I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards.

Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people.

Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.


Have a nice day you homosexual.

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