Mariano's in Oak Lawn has never treated me poorly in the odd occasion I stumble up there. They've got a lot of cool shit, including but not limited to Mother's Milk tea.

You left out the hot chicks who work there....

You left out the hot chicks who work there....

Ah, Lemonparty, the 8th sacrament.

I completely agree with this, but it's not limited to Mariano's. They ALL do this.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

This.

Every store should have one lane where all alcohol purchases need to be made, and thus the cashier is at least 21 years old. If you have just a bottle of wine, that is where you go. If you have a cart full of items with a case of beer, you still go there. Seems simple enough. This should be the case everywhere, but especially on weekends.

Larry Nassar vibe in here.

When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering shitwagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horseshit.

so if you have just a bottle of wine you want to stand behind someone with a cart full of groceries ?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Man, you got that right. How does Marianos have the hottest barely legal chicks behind the registers but Meijer and Wal-Mart hire mostly residents from The Hills have Eyes.

They are 16. Put it in your pants, chas.

Talk about swiftly going down the shitter. If I need something quick it's great to have a grocery store 10 minute walk away. But Mariano's no longer gets basics right let alone the fancy shit for Chad and Becky. Their produce is dog shit. The quality blows and the selection is limited. Instead of small bundles of cilantro for 50 cents like everyone else in this damn city they're pawning off bundles that'll last a month for .89. Motherfuckers, no one needs that much cilantro. There were like 6 bundles of bananas on Sunday at 3pm. I get it...Sunday...busy shopping day. So be prepared with proper inventory levels assholes! The selection and pricing for ethnic packaged goods sucks shit too. Great if you need quinoa crackers and artisinal goat cheese. Bad if you need chipotle peppers in adobo sauce.

Oh but they're always on point with their bar. Always stocked with 4 taps, liquor, frozen margs and daquiris, rose, prosseco, etc etc etc. Piano player fooling all the shoppers into thinking they're classy assholes because they shop to live jazz piano.

Screw Mariano's/Kroger

I apologize to The Hawk

Man, you got that right. How does Marianos have the hottest barely legal chicks behind the registers but Meijer and Wal-Mart hire mostly residents from The Hills have Eyes.

Friday night...head to Mariano's for a night cap. As mentioned earlier, $2 drafts for all of March.

1. Guy gets kicked out of the bar b/c the bartender was cleaning up and missing for 5 minutes. So guy goes behind the bar and was about to pour himself a beer when bartender freaks out. Good on her.

2. Drunk guy #2 cutoff/runs off for being overserved. Informs the bartender the green drink he's sipping out of champagne flute was bought before she started her shift. She smiled and asked him to let her know if he'd like another after he's done with the drink. The guy took 2 sips, gave up, and ran off in shame. Bartender informs the other patrons that was the display drink poured in the afternoon composed of water, green food coloring and orange juice.

Just another night at the Mariano's Ravenswood bar.

Friday night...head to Mariano's for a night cap. As mentioned earlier, $2 drafts for all of March.

1. Guy gets kicked out of the bar b/c the bartender was cleaning up and missing for 5 minutes. So guy goes behind the bar and was about to pour himself a beer when bartender freaks out. Good on her.

2. Drunk guy #2 cutoff/runs off for being overserved. Informs the bartender the green drink he's sipping out of champagne flute was bought before she started her shift. She smiled and asked him to let her know if he'd like another after he's done with the drink. The guy took 2 sips, gave up, and ran off in shame. Bartender informs the other patrons that was the display drink poured in the afternoon composed of water, green food coloring and orange juice.

Just another night at the Mariano's Ravenswood bar.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Didn't Kirkwood claim to live in the hood or something?

Mariano's has gone downhill under the auspices of Kroger. It was better as dressed-up Pick 'n' Save. Wisconsin knows food.

There's no salad there.

That tweeter is a moron.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That guy looks like Bernstein.

That guy looks like Bernstein.