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Jack Bauer

Post subject: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:38 am

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Answer your fucking phone or call me back. Fuck YOUUUUUUU!!!

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:40 am

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Jack Bauer

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:47 am

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Now when I call it says "this number is temporarily unavailable". Pay your god damn phone bill fucker!!! I'm trying to help you make money, so you should probably get your shit together. :rabbit:

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Jack Bauer

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:33 pm

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Just got an email: "Sorry, my phone is being silly right now". Noooo, you didn't pay your phone bill motherfucker.

Oh, and "SILLY"? YOU'RE 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD, NOT 4 ASSHOLE :evil:

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hoju

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:35 pm

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One of my many social oddities is that I have a bit of a phobia about speaking over the phone. I HATE having to do it, i'd rather text or meet in person. I'm sorry. :oops:

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:38 pm

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Did u leave a message?

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Jack Bauer

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:05 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

Did u leave a message?

I did, but the name on the voice mail was Bob Smith, so I don't know.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:17 pm

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Jack Bauer wrote:

lipidquadcab wrote:

Did u leave a message?

I did, but the name on the voice mail was Bob Smith, so I don't know.

He probably wanted you to join him campaigning in swing states.

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Frontman

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:20 pm

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Nomination approved. I can't stand when people, who are never away from their iPhones more than 40 feet, forget how to answer the damn thing/text you back/email you back when you ask a simple fucking question.

They never are at a loss to use the their phone when they need something, but God for freakin' forbid they answer when you're the one needing the favor.

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312player

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:56 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

@ Bauer...I am bad about returning calls...and hate it when people blow it up, relax it is not a life/death emergency.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:04 pm

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hoju wrote:

One of my many social oddities is that I have a bit of a phobia about speaking over the phone. I HATE having to do it, i'd rather text or meet in person. I'm sorry. :oops:

I don't feel comfortable w/ any of those things.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:40 pm

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i return calls with a text saying i'm not talking on the phone...i hate talking on the phone. that's so 20th century.

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Jack Bauer

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:35 am

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312player wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

@ Bauer...I am bad about returning calls...and hate it when people blow it up, relax it is not a life/death emergency.

I'm the same way sometimes, but:

Frontman wrote:

That's the reason. It's my cousin who calls me every time he needs the smallest thing. I need his help now, to paint a buddy's house before the holidays, which he already agreed too, and the fucker is dodging me. He's reaching ELITE douchebag status

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:37 am

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W_Z wrote:

i return calls with a text saying i'm not talking on the phone...i hate talking on the phone. that's so 20th century.

That's odd, I figured you would be a fan of all types of communication.

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Frontman

Post subject: Re: People who don't return phone calls

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:25 am

Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:14 pm
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Jack Bauer wrote:

312player wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

@ Bauer...I am bad about returning calls...and hate it when people blow it up, relax it is not a life/death emergency.

I'm the same way sometimes, but:

Frontman wrote:

That's annoying as fuck. So is just the simple question of "You going to be there Sunday?" for a family function or what not. I hate when people dodge trying to avoid work, but when they dodge a simple yes or no question?

Pisses me off.

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