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Thanks Drop In. This is a tough topic. I'd have a 13-match card that would shake out like this:

Match 1: Christopher Daniels & A.J. Styles vs. Rey Mysterio & Kidman

Match 2: Rob Van Dam vs. Brian Pillman

Match 3: The Steiner Brothers vs. The British Bulldogs

Match 4: Samoa Joe vs. Vader

Match 5: Ted DiBiase Sr. & Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Bob Orton & Randy Orton

Match 6: Jake Roberts vs. Chris Jericho

Match 7: Mr. Perfect & Rick Rude vs. Ric Flair & Arn Anderson

Match 8: Ricky Steamboat vs. C.M. Punk

Match 9: The Hart Foundation vs. Eddy Guerrero & Dean Malenko

Match 10: Kurt Angle vs. Owen Hart

Match 11: The Mega-Powers vs. Degeneration X (When Egos Collide)

Match 12: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. John Cena vs. The Rock (Triple Threat)

MAIN EVENT: Sting vs. Undertaker

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Interesting pick for Jericho, I think I would flip flop Punk and Jericho. I would love to see Steamboat vs. Jericho both in their prime. Other than that, I love your card.

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Where's Hogan vs. Cena?

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And I would throw in an old school match of RR Express vs. Midnight Express just for kicks

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Where's Hogan vs. Cena?

I think Hogan & Savage vs. Shawn & Triple H would draw more. The promos alone would be something to behold.

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So does Sting break the Takers streak?

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Where's Hogan vs. Cena?

I think Hogan & Savage vs. Shawn & Triple H would draw more.



That would be pretty cool...

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So does Sting break the Takers streak?

Do you really need to ask? 8)

Jim Ross: "And Taker taps out! Scorpion Deathlock! Good gawd almighty! Sting has broken the Undertaker's undefeated streak!"

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So does Sting break the Takers streak?

Do you really need to ask? 8)

Jim Ross: "And Taker taps out! Scorpion Deathlock! Good gawd almighty! Sting has broken the Undertaker's undefeated streak!"


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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So does Sting break the Takers streak?

Do you really need to ask? 8)

Jim Ross: "And Taker taps out! Scorpion Deathlock! Good gawd almighty! Sting has broken the Undertaker's undefeated streak!"



Has Taker ever tapped out?

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I would also love to see a main event of Sting vs. HBK

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I would also love to see a main event of Sting vs. HBK

I changed my main event a few times. Originally that was one of them.

Ivan, I really don't remember Taker ever tapping out to anybody.

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Such a shame we have never got to see Sting at the biggest show of em all.

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I started to write a few down and then got carried away so I went with the concept that there are 2 companies and they each did a Wrestlemania and Starrcade card. I tried to keep the gimmick matches within each brand and each guy in their prime or when I like them most.

Wrestlemania

One hour countdown show on USA before PPV starts has a 20 man tag team battle royal to determine seeds in Tag Team Gauntlet Match at Mania. Has these 10 teams:

Midnight Express with Jim Cornette
British Bulldogs
New Age Outlaws
Steiners
Road Warriors
Edge & Christian
Demolition
Hardys
Dudleys
Arn & Tully

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Match 1
Macho Man Randy Savage with Miss Elizabeth
vs.
Chris Jericho
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#2: ( Cyber Sunday Style Options: Hair vs Hair Match, Cage Match, Inferno Match)
Jake the Snake Roberts
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HHH
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#3: Money in the Bank

Owen Hart, Low-Ki, Jerry Lynn, Brian Pillman,
RVD, Rey Mysterio, Sabu, Juvi Juice

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#4 Battle of The Bad - Asses
Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody
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Stone Cold and Goldberg
Special ref: Dr. Death
Special outside enforcer: Terry Gordy
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#5 2 out 3 falls
Bret Hitman Hart
vs
Kurt Angle
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#6 Tag Team Gauntlet Match, entrance order determined from Battle Royal on pre-show:
Midnight Express with Jim Cornette
British Bulldogs
New Age Outlaws
Steiners
Road Warriors with Ellering
Edge & Christian
Demolition with Fuji
Hardys with Lita
Dudleys
Arn & Tully
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#7 Special Referee Vince Russo
Vince McMahon
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Eric Bischoff
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#8
Hulk Hogan
vs
Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman)

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Starrcade

Countdown show on TBS:
Sunny vs Lita vs Maryse in a 3-way...and i don't mean triple threat.original diva vs attitude era diva vs current diva.
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#1: War Games Match

Cactus Jack
Raven
Rick Rude
Don Muraco
Haku
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Ultimate Warrior
Bam Bam Bigelow
CM Punk
Jimmy Snuka
Razor Ramon
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#2
The Great Muta (with Gary Hart)
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AJ Styles
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#3
Sid Vicious
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Samoa Joe
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#4 battle of wwe's people's champ vs wcw's people's champ
The Rock
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DDP
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#5 Texas death Match
Dusty Rhodes (NWA champ don't lay down fo nobody duthty rooooodes)
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Undertaker with Paul Bearer
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#6 Survivor Series Match
Team Super-Heavyweights (managed by Bobby Heenan)
Andre the Giant
Big Van Vader
Umaga
Yokozuna
Big Show

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Team Work-Rate
Curt Hennig
Dean Malenko
Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerrero
Ricky Steamboat
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#7: 30-Min Iron Man Match
Sting
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HBK Shawn Michaels
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#8
Ric Flair
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Thanks Drop In. This is a tough topic. I'd have a 13-match card that would shake out like this:

Match 1: Christopher Daniels & A.J. Styles vs. Rey Mysterio & Kidman

Match 2: Rob Van Dam vs. Brian Pillman

Match 3: The Steiner Brothers vs. The British Bulldogs

Match 4: Samoa Joe vs. Vader

Match 5: Ted DiBiase Sr. & Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Bob Orton & Randy Orton

Match 6: Jake Roberts vs. Chris Jericho

Match 7: Mr. Perfect & Rick Rude vs. Ric Flair & Arn Anderson

Match 8: Ricky Steamboat vs. C.M. Punk

Match 9: The Hart Foundation vs. Eddy Guerrero & Dean Malenko

Match 10: Kurt Angle vs. Owen Hart

Match 11: The Mega-Powers vs. Degeneration X (When Egos Collide)

Match 12: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. John Cena vs. The Rock (Triple Threat)

MAIN EVENT: Sting vs. Undertaker


I'd fork over my money for every single one of those matches. Jake vs Jericho promos woulda been awesome, angle vs owen is a true dream match and if match 11 actually happened the world would probably explode or at least trigger the apocalypse

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Bob, love the Great Muta match, that would be great. Muta vs. HBK or Jericho would be nice as well.

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Good concept Bob, with the two cards. There are just too many legends to put on one show.

This is a fun exercise. I think I might do another one...

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Hell, I'm honored that you even posted here.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
you guys are something....

Hell, I'm honored that you even posted here.


No wonder why you're only in single digits OKC, too much wrestly for you. :wink:

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You guys are pretty good at this. I didn't really get into wrestling till like '95, so there are a bunch of guys I didn't see a lot of. I watched Supersars as a kid and the weird ass WWF cartoon on saturday mornings, but that was about it....

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Here is one I put together:

Edge/ Christian vs. Arn Anderson/Tully Blanchard

CM Punk vs. Eddie Guerrero

Randy Savage vs. Randy Orton

Great Muta vs. Chris Jericho

DX vs. Road Warriors

Ric Flair vs. Jake Roberts

Undertaker vs. Andre the Giant

Stone Cold vs. John Cena

Sting vs. The Rock

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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So does Sting break the Takers streak?

Do you really need to ask? 8)

Jim Ross: "And Taker taps out! Scorpion Deathlock! Good gawd almighty! Sting has broken the Undertaker's undefeated streak!"



Has Taker ever tapped out?


No, not legitimately. When he did, it was always a screw-job sort of thing.

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I know he's a shell of his former self and he doesn't really sell a lot of other wrestlers offense, but he will always be my favorite.


BRING BACK THE PURPLE GLOVES!!!!!!

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First of all, this will be a two day event. Everyone is in their prime because I said so. 8 Team Tournament to determine greatest tag team of all time.

Day One
1) MITB 1 Mysterio, Great Muta, Eddie, Jushin Liger, AJ Styles, Booker T, and Shelton (He has to be in every MITB).
2) Randy Orton vs. Jake Roberts
3) Steiner Brothers vs. British Bulldogs Round 1
4) Chris Jericho vs. Roddy Piper
5) Rock n Roll Express vs. Hardys Round 1
6) John Cena vs. Goldberg
7) Edge and Christian vs. Hart Foundation Round 1
8) Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Perfect
9) Road Warriors vs. Arn and Tully Round 1
10) The Rock vs. Randy Savage
11) Undertaker vs. Sting

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Day 2

1) MITB 2 Pillman, CM Punk, RVD, Owen, Dibiase Sr, Shelton Benjamin (Must be in every MITB)
2) Steiners vs. Edge and Christian Round 2
3) HHH vs. Chaspopcapp
4) Road Warriors vs. Hardys Round 2
5) Hardcore Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Match
Foley vs. Raven vs. Funk vs. Brusier Brody vs. The Sheik, vs. Wahoo McDaniel vs. Sabu vs. Stan Hansen vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Lex Luger vs. Ultimate Warrior
6) Steiner Brothers vs. Road Warriors Tag Team Final
7) Big Show vs. Andre The Giant
8) Vince McMahon vs. Eric Bischoff
9) Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Ricky Steamboat
10) Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold

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A few more things and I'm done posting with no replies. JR, Lawler, and Bobby Heenan are on the call with Gene Mean doing old school interviews.

Pre Show

30 Minute Most Falls Match

Verne Gagne vs. Dory Jr. vs. Jack Brisco vs. Jerry Brisco vs. Harley Race

20 Man Over the Top Battle Royal

Jim Duggan, Batista, Abdullah the Butcher, Demolition, Doink, Vader, Bob Backlund, Dudleys, Dusty Rhodes, Nash, Hall, Sgt Slaughter, The Conquistadors, Sid, Magnum TA, Dick Murdoch, and Antonio Inoki.

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3) HHH vs. Chaspopcapp

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like how you tried to sneak that in quietly.

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