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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:43 pm 
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He's even got a bio page.

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/clark.jsp

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Clark was born loving the Cubs - it's in his blood! His great-grandbear Joa was once the original live bear mascot for the team back in the early 1900s. When Joa retired to the Lincoln Park Zoo, he delighted the young bears with hundreds of amazing Cubs stories, and Clark was hooked! He dreamed of making his great grand-bear proud and playing for the Cubs - even though he'd never even seen a game.

Then one day, Clark heard the roar of the crowd coming all the way from Wrigleyville. Determined to finally see the Cubs in person, he followed the sound to Wrigley Field, just in time to see the Cubs raise the W flag.

Inspired by Clark's enthusiasm and love of all things Cub, the team invited him to continue the family tradition and become their official mascot! Soon, he had his very own Clubhouse, and you can usually find him there. His favorite thing to do is hang out around the ballpark, keeping spirits high and kids excited! Next time you're at a game, make sure to stop by and say hi!

Clarks Stats

Height: Smaller than the average bear
WEIGHT: Lighter than the average bear
UNIFORM NUMBER: 1
BATS: Right Paw
THROWS: Right Paw
CATCHES: Bear-handed

Clarks Favorites

FAVORITE COLOR: Cubbie Blue
FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: Mesa, Arizona
FAVORITE SONG: "Go, Cubs, Go" of course!
BIRTHDAY: Clark was born in August
HOBBIES: Collecting baseball cards, and practicing his t-ball swing
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: Chocolate malt cups!
HOME:Clark's Clubhouse
MOVIE: Rookie of the Year


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:46 pm 
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Wow.

Someone needs to stop this. Now.

I get the feeling that you couldn't do it yourself but if you saw Tom Ricketts being murdered by wayward gypsies, you'd whistle and look the other way


:lol: :lol:

I prefer not to answer that.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:46 pm 
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Maybe in 25 years the Cubs will get around to hiring Hawk Harrelson too! :lol:

They started copying the attendance last year too

They'll be attacking elderly 1B coaches in no time!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:49 pm 
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Smart move. They will have 4 uniforms made in the next 30 days and have him booked for Birthdays by the weekend!

Anything to bring in the money is fine with me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:51 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Wow.

Someone needs to stop this. Now.

I get the feeling that you couldn't do it yourself but if you saw Tom Ricketts being murdered by wayward gypsies, you'd whistle and look the other way
It wouldn't have to be gypsies. You could probably find a faction of season ticket holders willing to do this.


Is Clark's favorite donut the BEAR CLAW?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:56 pm 
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Clark's favorite podcast is Bearly Legal


Btw, hows about getting Ricketts on the show, Spada?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:03 pm 
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Clark was born in August

How convenient. Nothing much going on that month.

It would be funny if his favorite song was like "Aqualung"or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:09 pm 
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Clark was born in August

How convenient. Nothing much going on that month.

It would be funny if his favorite song was like "Aqualung"or something.

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So what's the objection to this? Red Sox have a mascot and won. Cardinals do just fine. Phillies won couple years ago. This is marketing deparment not baseball operations. Ricketts? I've fine with him dedicating his efforts on mascot development. Let him stay away from real business endeavors since he proved he's an idiot and can't handle those.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:11 pm 
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So what's the objection to this? Red Sox have a mascot and won. Cardinals do just fine. Phillies won couple years ago. This is marketing deparment not baseball operations. Ricketts? I've fine with him dedicating his efforts on mascot development. Let him stay away from real business endeavors since he proved he's an idiot and can't handle those.

Because fuck Ricketts


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If they're gonna use the ever-so-clever "right PAW", why not, for fuck's sake, just make him a southpaw?

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The damn fools. I had 2 perfect mascots:

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Clark was born in August

How convenient. Nothing much going on that month.

It would be funny if his favorite song was like "Aqualung"or something.

Favorite candy: The kind that goes up your nose


Favorite candy: the kind from a van.

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Don Tiny wrote:
why not, for fuck's sake, just make him a southpaw?
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because that has already been TAKEN! lol



Will they introduce Addison the Bear as his love interest next year? The good thing about that is that Addison can be a guy or a girl's name. Tom Tunney would enjoy the former.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:19 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Because fuck Ricketts

Don't take it out on Clark.


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New White Sox mascot ... Harold & Minnie, the Siamese Empty Seats.

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Kirkwood wrote:
So what's the objection to this? Red Sox have a mascot and won. Cardinals do just fine. Phillies won couple years ago.
Wow. They are really grasping at ways to copy successful organizations like the Red Sox, Phillies and the White Sox.

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Kirkwood wrote:
So what's the objection to this? Red Sox have a mascot and won. Cardinals do just fine. Phillies won couple years ago.
Wow. They are really grasping at ways to copy successful organizations like the Red Sox, Phillies and the White Sox.

RPB already made this joke. You're losing your fastball. He's been crushing you lately.


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Kirkwood wrote:
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So what's the objection to this? Red Sox have a mascot and won. Cardinals do just fine. Phillies won couple years ago.
Wow. They are really grasping at ways to copy successful organizations like the Red Sox, Phillies and the White Sox.

RPB already made this joke. You're losing your fastball. He's been crushing you lately.
Yeah, that wasn't the same joke.

Don't be so defensive about your Cubbie Bear.

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New White Sox mascot ... Harold & Minnie, the Siamese Empty Seats.

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So we see backwards hat & pinstripe uni. I'm guessing rest of his get up is cargo shorts and flips flops.


Shower shoes. Might as well call him Savage the Cub.

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Kirkwood wrote:
So we see backwards hat & pinstripe uni. I'm guessing rest of his get up is cargo shorts and flips flops.


Shower shoes. Might as well call him Savage the Cub.

Right, fly him on the team charter with it.


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Sox will unveil Father & Son Mascots in 2014:

Say Hello to Skitchy & Sketchy

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