That's pretty damn good booking. I like how you played off the animosity between Taker and HBK. He's loyalty to the WWF would have to win out. I'm shocked though, as I would have bet anything that you would have put WCW over.

Kid.

What up with the CSFMB Wrestling Federation? From the looks of it, you'd be able to put a show together in like 5 minutes...

Trust me, I would've loved to book the WCW team in a win but realistically Flair is the weak link in that match. Now if Sting's partner were somebody like Goldberg, I'd probably book a no-contest schmozz.

Back in the day I used to want to be a WWE writer and I did a lot of fantasy booking circa 2001-2002. Never submitted anything though. I figured my ideas were too "old-school rasslin" for WWE.

WWE never accepts any unsolicitated scripts, Kid.

I don't mean this in a combative way, but what are you basing this on? Personal taste or how the audience would view the participants? In their primes was Flair not more accomplished? I could see him doing the job because he'd be willing, but the WCW fan in me would want the streak to end at the hands of a WCW wrestler.

Personally, I'd rather see Sting team up with Luger in that situation though.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

That doesn't surprise me. WWE is a very exclusive club.

alright, i'll try but i'm a little out of touch...

jake the snake vs. macho man
the british bulldog vs. jimmy superfly
big john stud vs. big show
king kong bundy vs. bam bam bigelow.
the million dollar man vs. mr. perfect.
hulk vs. the ultimate warrior.
stone cold vs. sting.
the rock vs. undertaker.
john cena vs. sean michaels.

1. In a match to determine the #1 contenders for the tag team titles......
Rey Mysterio Jr. & Eddy Guerrero V. Dean Malenko & Chris Benoit (W/Arn Anderson)

After some tremendous back and forth action, Mysterio & Guerrero get the pinfall when Arn Anderson inadvertently gives Malenko a spine buster. This allows Mysterio to hit a hurracanranna on the charging Benoit and then make the tag to Guerrero who nails the frog splash on Malenko to get the win.


2. In a Hair V. Hair match......
Mr. Perfect V. The Lionheart Chris Jericho (W/Ralphus)

Jericho has the Liontamer locked in and Perfect taps, but the ref is distracted by Ralphus who thinks Jericho is calling for him. Jericho lets go and begins to berate Ralphus. Perfect approaches, turns Jericho around and hits the perfect plex for the 1 2 3. Post match, Perfect teases the crowd by offering the clippers to Ralphus. Ralphus accepts and the crowd is going nuts, but before he can take the shears to Jericho's mane, Perfect decks him and lays him out. Perfect shakes Jericho's hand and the two leave together and go on to form one of the greatest tag teams of all time.


3. In a titles V. titles match to determine tag team supremacy...
The Steiner Bros V. The British Bulldogs (Took the idea from OKC)

The Steiners have Davey Boy set for the Steiner line when out of nowhere The Dynamite Kid comes in with the flying headbutt on Ric Steiner. Davey Boy then takes Scott off the top rope and hits the running power slam to score the pin.


4. Who is the greatest technical wrestler of all time? In a 60 minute Iron Man Match in a cage (Blue one from the 80's).....

Bret Hart V. Kurt Angle
The Hitman gets the first win after hitting a bulldog. Angle comes back to tie things up with the ankle lock after fending off the Sharpshooter. Hart then gets a submission after a superplex and the Sharpshooter. Angle next scores a pin after hitting a moonsault off the top of the cage. Battered and bloodied, the two put on display of mat wrestling for the ages. Time expires and the contest is ruled a draw.


5. In a falls count anywhere Monster's Ball Match to crown the one and only true hardcore champion...
Cactus Jack V. Abyss V. Terry Funk V. Bruiser Brody

Both Brody & Foley brawl off the stage through a flaming barbed wire table thus taking each other out. The Funker takes home the belt after assailing Abyss with chairshots that would make Masato Tanaka cringe.


6. The greatest display of athleticism you'll ever see in a wrestling ring...
A.J. Styles V. Ricky The Dragon Steamboat

Near fall after near fall, finally Styles kicks out of a small package and nails the Pele. He picks Steamboat up and delivers the Styles clash to end what will steal the show. Somewhere in the back, Hogan is pissed.


7. In a fatal 4 way to determine the #1 contender for the World Title...........
Macho Man V. Samoa Joe V. RVD V. The Rock

The Rock is dazed upon the canvass, this allows Samoa Joe to hit the Muscle Buster on RVD. As Joe celebrates, The Rock kicks up and lays Joe out with the Rock Bottom. Macho Man who had been lurking on the floor takes the opportunity to land the flying elbow on RVD to get the victory and a shot at the title. The Rock looks on in disbelief.


8. The loyalty & attitude of the WWF takes on the heart & soul of WCW in a 2 out 3 falls tag match.....
The Undertaker (W/Paul Bearer) & HBK V. Ric Flair & Sting.

I can't book a winner in this matchup.


9. The main event to end main events......
The Immortal Hulk Hogan V. Stone Cold Steve Austin with Vince McMahon as special guest referee.

Hogan gets the big boot and hits Austin with not one, but two leg drops. McMahon attempts a fast count, yet Austin still manages to kick out. Hogan gives a look of disapproval to McMahon. Austin battles back and just when Hogan starts to Hulk Up once again, Kick Wham Stunner. McMahon with a typical McMahon disgusted face, has no choice but to count the 1 2 3 in the center of the ring. "AUSTIN WINS! AUSTIN WINS! BY GAWD, AUSTIN WINS!"

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

That would be fucking awesome Angus. I loved that Wolfpack vs. Horsemen vs. Raven's Flock vs. NOD match from the first night. That's the goods.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

you guys are something....

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Thanks Drop In. This is a tough topic. I'd have a 13-match card that would shake out like this:

Match 1: Christopher Daniels & A.J. Styles vs. Rey Mysterio & Kidman

Match 2: Rob Van Dam vs. Brian Pillman

Match 3: The Steiner Brothers vs. The British Bulldogs

Match 4: Samoa Joe vs. Vader

Match 5: Ted DiBiase Sr. & Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Bob Orton & Randy Orton

Match 6: Jake Roberts vs. Chris Jericho

Match 7: Mr. Perfect & Rick Rude vs. Ric Flair & Arn Anderson

Match 8: Ricky Steamboat vs. C.M. Punk

Match 9: The Hart Foundation vs. Eddy Guerrero & Dean Malenko

Match 10: Kurt Angle vs. Owen Hart

Match 11: The Mega-Powers vs. Degeneration X (When Egos Collide)

Match 12: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. John Cena vs. The Rock (Triple Threat)

MAIN EVENT: Sting vs. Undertaker

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Not a big Road Warriors fan Kid?

I wonder how a fatal four way would look with Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, AJ Styles and Curt Hennig

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Finkel or Lillian?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Lord Alfred Hayes objects.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

who's at the Spanish announce table?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

The Tea Party will surround it so nobody can get there. Someone will have to crash through before Chico Santana and Pedro Morales can do their thing.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.