Really, really bad movie and that was acknowleged by a person who loves these crappy romantic comedies. How does Ashton Kutcher get roles. He's pure himbo with no percievable talent in the field. The better question is why Natalie Portman and Kevin Kline chose to take part in this mess.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I thought this was going to be about Don Tiny's little "problem"

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And yes, this would be a waste of money. Don Tiny won't stand for this Boyd... beware.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

That's ok

I watched the Bears/Packers game with him, and kept using the phrase "ball punch"

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You or him?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

me

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Ashton Kutcher have any kids? I bet they are uglier then home made soap!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You spent $10 to determine this movie sucked? Didn't cost me a cent.

Any predictions on Hall Pass? Looks like a real stretch for Owen Wilson.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Anybody else loving the idea of chubbs sitting in a theater watching this movie hoping he'll get laid later that night with a box goobers or milk duds in his hand knowing some guy on his block has some side action that he now can't talk about?

That really is an accurate description except I thought I might get a little action in the theater. There were maybe 10 people in the place and I got a little chubbed up seeing Portman in her undies.

Dolphin respects guy code. I'm not spreading any rumors around town. It's just me and you creeps. Besides he's with wife #2. I imagine at some point in time she was the one he was sneaking around with while the first wife sat at home on a Friday night. Second wife's are usually smart enough to not let themselves go after cementing the relationship with a kid. Obviously spaulding is a first wife.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No.

nicely done good dolphin.

NO!

Obviously you are also with wife #1 and are fondly remembering the good ole days when you were dating and she did do or at least talked about doing that kind of thing. You have hope that those days will make a comeback. I got news for you...she is just gooing to keep taking you to bad movies and giving you milk duds. Hope you got money because nobody wants a fat old guy.

I could pull up hundreds of pictures of fat old guys with hot young women on their arms in about five minutes of searching on the internet. I cannot say the same about aging suburban housewives.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Only if they had a good lawyer. You know any?

I'm pretty sure in 10 years I'm not going to be sitting in a theater eating milk duds, watching a terrible movie, hoping to get laid.

No. You'll be at Score Roast 12 desperately waving around your room key at any drunk with a heartbeat hoping to get laid. By that time they will be down to roasting former Sting Karl Heniz Granitza so there will be plenty of germans in the crowd. Watch out for them. They are into some weird stuff.

However, the real response to your post is that 10 years does not seperate our ages. Anyway a woman in her 30s is more chronologically similar to a man in his 50s.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yes, but how many of them are Sauganashians?

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