Tonight on Comedy Central.

NEW Stand Up.

"Do you think there are a bunch of kids in Japan walking around with english letters on their backs saying "Yeah it means love and water" " from his last one but it still cracks me up

First girl I ever dated that had tats, always had to tell me the meaning behind her tats. "This one is for my first cat, this one reminds me of power, this one was for the time I didn't freak out when we got high...blah blah blah"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

My favorite line from tonight is "You're a bad test taker? You mean you're stupid." "Oh, you're bad at the part we find out how much you know?"



Seriously though, I'm bad at taking tests.

I wanted to buy tickets to his show when he was in town but both shows were sold out,pretty quickly too.

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So was Eazy-E ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I hope you're not ghost writing for WZ.

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Love Tosh but thought this was fairly lame.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe