http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=6172760

I wonder what Jim McMahon would say about this.

Joseph Smith approves.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Report is he was dismissed for having sex with his girlfriend. BYU loses in first game since dismissal.

Complete BS. I just don't see how a rule like this could even be allowed. Telling a grown ass man that he can't have sex with his gf?! Wow

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

How does information like that even get out? Either he is blabbing about it all over
campus or she is. They took a bad loss last night, they didn't seem like they were
even into the game.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I mean...if you wanna have sex, dont play BYU athletics

That's not even the worst part. Iced tea and coffee are also banned for BYU students.

So, technically, if a player were caught with a Starbucks in his hand he could be kicked out of school.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If this guy was concerned that he couldn't follow a list of rules, he should have went to a different school. I'm sure other D-1 schools were offering him scholarships.

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I suspect he may have knocked her up.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

For a religion that plays fast and loose with monogamy, kind of seems hypocritical to blast two consenting adults for having intercourse.

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I hadn't even considered that. That would be quite the double whammy there.
Guess we'll find out eventually what really happened. It is too bad this all came
out as they would have been an interesting story to watch in a few weeks.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Why do all the made up religions have such weird rules?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Seriously.
Stand up. Sit down. Kneel. Shake hands. Eat. Leave.

Weirdos.

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A guy I work with says his church is using DIET communion


Thats the last straw for me...

+69

Also applies if you want to drink, smoke, dance, and not marry your sister.

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Are you describing church or intercourse?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's a good thing Jason Caffey and Shawn Kemp didn't go to BYU.

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What are the religions that aren't made up?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Mine.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That reminds me of a Lutheran girlfriend I had. She told me that her parents never foisted their religion upon her. They educated her on all the world's religions and allowed her to make her own choice. Of course, she ended up Lutheran.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I didn't even think of that!


But I guess it does apply to church as well.....

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She's a screamer.

I think it's good that they are sticking to their principles even though in the short term it can hurt their team's chances.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

She has been identified, she plays volleyball at Arizona State. So it could have been school rivalry that ratted him out (while it is not a big rivalry, it is still someone from another school) or someone ratted him out because his girlfriend is white. As much as I would love to believe number one is the reason this got out, understanding Mormons' less than stellar history on racial issues, I would be surprised if it wasn't the second reason.

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I think they deserve a shout out for this. How many other schools would enforce a rule that could cost them money? It's obvious he knew the rules and he still broke them. If you don't want to follow their rules then you shouldn't go to their school. They just taught the rest of the school a very valuable lesson.

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Aren't all religions made up?

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Deadspin is killing BYU today about racial bias in how the honor code is enforced. Which is what I figured would come out eventually:
http://deadspin.com/#!nohonor/5791461

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