http://www.suntimes.com/news/4263871-418/police-espn-raios-harry-teinowitz-had-pot-on-his-shirt-during-dui-arrest.html

Douche

He's toast.

And How do you get "marijuana residue" on your shirt? Was he cleaning his pipe out with his sleeve?

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@ get the mayor on the phone

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Harry: Guys. You can't do this! I work for ESPN and if you arrest me, I'll get fired.

Cop: You think they'll permanently take you off the air for this?

Harry: Yes.

Cop: Book him.

nice editing.

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So I guess the whole "made a mistake" thing is gone now.

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Editing of what?

wow, he gone.

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fock this club. I should manayer.

I wanted the guy off the air, but this is basically ruining his career that he didn't deserve.

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When questioned about the marijuana by police, Teinowitz said the car was recently parked by a valet and those who parked his vehicle must have smoked inside, police said. Officers searched Teinowitz for marijuana and then saw marijuana residue on his shirt, the report stated.

Asked by police where the marijuana was, Teinowitz again denied having any, police said. An officer then pointed to a green leafy substance on Teinowitz’s shirt and he had no response, according to the report.




Way to throw the valet under the bus...what a jagoff


Douchebag he was probably packing a bowl while driving and was so drunk he dropped a piece on his shirt and it stuck (cuz Fatha's money only buys the sticky icky icky) and he was too bombed to notice

This means he was soooo fucked up that even when pulled over by police after wipe his shirt. and make sure none fell where its visible.


Im thinking that even after he saw the lights...he thought he was talking his way out of it.

My guess is he was trying to eat his bag of weed as soon as he saw the flashing lights in his rear view mirror. He did it in a rush and that's why it was all over his shirt. What a sloppy, pathetic fuck up. I didn't know he was a stoner.

He tried to get the mayor of Skokie on the line at midnight to get him out of it? Jeez. You can tell he was prepared for this moment. He knew it was coming one day.

That explains the jackassish picture that was his mugshot.

No dude. Harry wouldnt make an eating mistake. Im telling you he dropped it while drunkenly packing a bowl or rolling a joint. Infact it was probably a joint since there was no mention of paraphenelia. He probably thought he'd smoke the joint, it would be gone and the evidence would be too.




I cant fuckin belive this. I didnt notice it the first time I skimmed the article. Thought that post was a joke.


That is fuckin AWESOME.

What a fuckin jackass!!

And what's pretty bad too is that he had another driver call the police on him for swerving, driving erratically and almost hitting said driver. He was all over the place. This wasn't just him going over the line a little bit or touching the shoulder once or twice....no, he was literally all over the fucking road bad enough that another motorist called him in.

Add that in with the pot and it's not lookin' that great.

Who knows though, fatha' has plenty of strings to pull. Thing is, Harry is 50 years old, has a family, is a grown ass man and all that....the time for fatha' do bail your dumb ass out is long past.

The logistics of your scenerio don't make sense. Time is a factor here. A drunk Harry wouldn't have time to roll the joint and smoke it in the time it would take for a cop to hit the siren and meet Harry at the window.

He probably had a ready made joint. So, when he heard the sirons, Harry quickly tried to smoke the joint while eating the remainder of his weed.

Harry: Smoking, drinking, smoking, drinking. How cool am I? Go Cubs go...Go Cubs go...Hey Chicago what do you say...

Cop Car: Siren and flashing lights

Harry:

Youve missed something here.

He got in the car, turned on some James Taylor and rolled a joint. While rolling it, he dropped a little piece on his shirt. He didnt notice. THen he pulled away and lit it up on the road. He smoked it on the road. Then being high and drunk he started swerving. All the while the weed remained on his shirt...its a sticky substance.

Hey unemployment check, Harry here.

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It sounds like somebody with the police department wants to cost Harry his job, or somebody at the Suntimes is digging much further. Then again, the Adamle doing handstands came out several days later.

Not looking good for Harry - time to pull the Thoroughbred accident card out. Frontal lobe damage from his ESPN horseracing event has cost him the ability to reason between right and wrong.

Harry would have an ally in Bernstein if he has CTE.

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Something is going on here. This part of the story shouldn't be out there. Probably didn't help he told them it was the valet.

I still don't think he loses his job because he is not being charged with it.

I can see that. Almost as if Harry has been pulled over several times before for driving hammered and was mysteriously let go "free of charge" and some officer(s) have taken offense to that.

The whole "call the mayor" and that shit eating grin on his face for his mug shot so a lot.

Why shouldn't it be out there? Isn't it just part of the police report? That's public record I believe.

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Don't take it personally.

So now it is almost 100% certain that Harry was drinking in Wrigleyville before this arrest. Why would that load not have taken city streets the whole way home....Addison to Ravenswod, Ravenswood to Ridge, Ridge into Evanston. There would have been almost no chance of finding a cop who would pull you over on that route. This guy is the tool I always thought he was.

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I made it about 30 seconds with that clown. Slow news day this week Mike?

"I quit drinking at 54." that is something to be so proud of.

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