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Chris_in_joliet
 Post subject: Roast of Donald Trump
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:31 pm 
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On comedy central right now.

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jimmypasta
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he has done one thing right


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Terry's Peeps
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:36 pm 
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Marlee Matlin is one of the roasters. Huh.

What hole do they dig Lisa Lampanelli out of for every one of these?


Seth with a 9/11 joke.

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Rod
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:39 pm 
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he has done one thing right


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Looks like the plastic surgeon did a couple things right.

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Urlacher's missing neck
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:39 pm 
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Who the hell is the roast master?

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Terry's Peeps
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Donald Trump is Jaden Smith with a combover. :lol:

Why is The Jersey Shore douche there?

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W_Z
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this has become more of a pageant than anything else.

f&g "looks and books" on IFC and "family ties" on the hub is enough for me.
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Chris_in_joliet
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Who the hell is the roast master?


Creator of a small show called Family guy

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Chris_in_joliet
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:54 pm 
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29% not guilty...Nice

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Terry's Peeps
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Yeah but the bits from his show were meh.

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Urlacher's missing neck
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Who the hell is the roast master?


Creator of a small show called Family guy


Trey and Matt are not going to be happy about this. God dammit. A renewal of their fine show after this next season does not look promising.

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Chris_in_joliet
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:58 pm 
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Snoop Dogg is killing it.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:59 pm 
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All white people who act black look alike to me. :lol:

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Chris_in_joliet
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:00 pm 
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Wouldnt be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home.

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Terry's Peeps
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That was AWESOME!

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Bucky Chris
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:01 pm 
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This is fucking awesome.


One of my favs: "Donald's ego is so big, when he fucks a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."
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Bucky Chris wrote:
This is fucking awesome.


One of my favs: "Donald's ego is so big, when he fucks a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."



:lol: :lol: That was great

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Terry's Peeps
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:10 pm 
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Is Whitney Cummings supposed to be funny?

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Chris_in_joliet
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Whats a 401k...nevermind I thought it was a laser..

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Drop In
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:12 pm 
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Wouldnt be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home.


This is my favorite so far.

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.
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conns7901
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:15 pm 
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Situation is awful.

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Not over yet.
Yes it is.


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When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.


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Greg Giraldo would be a better choice than the Situation.

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Chris_in_joliet
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The situation wrote his own shit I see.

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Chris_in_joliet
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:16 pm 
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Oh GOD plese stop....for the love of GOD please stop.

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Bucky Chris
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:17 pm 
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Is Sitch serious?
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Oh GOD plese stop....for the love of GOD please stop.


I thought these were edited? He should of been edited down to one terrible joke.

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Yes it is.


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Bucky Chris
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:18 pm 
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Holy Shit
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Chris_in_joliet
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Wrestling fans just so you know this is what we have to look forward to at Wrestlemania with Snooki. Thats when I light up a cigar.

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Free Ajent
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wow that was awkward

not even funny at all

not sure why half these people are there?

Snoop? Pimpin his new album

Situation? pimpin jersey shore

Who the fuck is Jizz el neck??

It's been aight


Seth is funny

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Greg Giraldo would be a better choice than the Situation.



:lol:....as i imagine him propped up weekend at bernies style

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