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The Gridiron Assassin
 Post subject: Limitless
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I enjoyed it. Suspend disbelief - buckle up - and enjoy.

DeNiro was actually pretty solid in a small role too.
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This movie looks fucking retarded.

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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Suspend disbelief

I'll have to suspend disbelied that De Niro hasn't made a good movie in almost 15-20 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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Douchebag wrote:
The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Suspend disbelief

I'll have to suspend disbelied that De Niro hasn't made a good movie in almost 15-20 years.


I enjoyed him in 15 minutes - and the first Meet the Parents flick.

Cape Fear?
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Suspend disbelief

I'll have to suspend disbelied that De Niro hasn't made a good movie in almost 15-20 years.


I enjoyed him in 15 minutes - and the first Meet the Parents flick.

Cape Fear?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cape Fear was made in 1991.

I thought 15 minutes was awful, but yes, Meet The Parents was good.

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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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I have so many problems with this movie.

#1. If you were given full access to your brain in the matter of seconds, your body's physiology would in no way be able to handle that. Your head would explode as your nervous system collapsed from the shock. I just think, at the very least, a person would be rendered catatonic.

#2. Using 100% of your brain would undoubtedly allow a person to see different dimensions. Quantum scientists have proven other dimensions do exist, and a human being with optimal brain power would absolutely be able to see such things.

#3. Telepathy and Telekinesis. That is all. Optimal functioning capacity for both.

#4. Ghosts//Interdimensional entities.

I walked out of this movie. Bradly Cooper just isn't a good actor. Idk what the fuck Bobby Deniro is doing nowadays.

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How very tinfoil hat of you.

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How very tinfoil hat of you.


If that's what you call someone who likes to analyze things and think outside the box, then thank you.

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I don't have the patience or energy to deal with your crackpot theories, so...moving on.

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#1. If you were given full access to your brain in the matter of seconds, your body's physiology would in no way be able to handle that. Your head would explode as your nervous system collapsed from the shock. I just think, at the very least, a person would be rendered catatonic.


wow, what a great idea for a movie.
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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#1. If you were given full access to your brain in the matter of seconds, your body's physiology would in no way be able to handle that. Your head would explode as your nervous system collapsed from the shock. I just think, at the very least, a person would be rendered catatonic.


wow, what a great idea for a movie.


Yeah, it's called 'Insidious'. Sort of. Not really. But that movie looks entertaining.

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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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Jbi11s wrote:
I have so many problems with this movie.

#1. If you were given full access to your brain in the matter of seconds, your body's physiology would in no way be able to handle that. Your head would explode as your nervous system collapsed from the shock. I just think, at the very least, a person would be rendered catatonic.

#2. Using 100% of your brain would undoubtedly allow a person to see different dimensions. Quantum scientists have proven other dimensions do exist, and a human being with optimal brain power would absolutely be able to see such things.

#3. Telepathy and Telekinesis. That is all. Optimal functioning capacity for both.

#4. Ghosts//Interdimensional entities.

I walked out of this movie. Bradly Cooper just isn't a good actor. Idk what the fuck Bobby Deniro is doing nowadays.

Ok but cant you suspend disbelief?

Or was the problem Brad Cooper and not the ridiculous premise?


I mean do you not like other completely unbelievable movies like Back to the Future, Batman Begins, and Farenheit 9/11?
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Back to the Future

hey, quantum scientists have proven that can happen.
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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man of few opinions wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Back to the Future

hey, quantum scientists have proven that can happen.

Really?


What about the fact that they had a kid that looks identical to the Calvin Clein character that came in and out of their lives for a week in high school?
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man of few opinions
 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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sorry, i was being sarcastic, referring to jbills "quantum scientist have proven" remark in his earlier post. time travel is not gonna happen.
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
I have so many problems with this movie.

#1. If you were given full access to your brain in the matter of seconds, your body's physiology would in no way be able to handle that. Your head would explode as your nervous system collapsed from the shock. I just think, at the very least, a person would be rendered catatonic.

#2. Using 100% of your brain would undoubtedly allow a person to see different dimensions. Quantum scientists have proven other dimensions do exist, and a human being with optimal brain power would absolutely be able to see such things.

#3. Telepathy and Telekinesis. That is all. Optimal functioning capacity for both.

#4. Ghosts//Interdimensional entities.

I walked out of this movie. Bradly Cooper just isn't a good actor. Idk what the fuck Bobby Deniro is doing nowadays.

Ok but cant you suspend disbelief?

Or was the problem Brad Cooper and not the ridiculous premise?


I mean do you not like other completely unbelievable movies like Back to the Future, Batman Begins, and Farenheit 9/11?


RPB!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, for the record I would have gone to that Wu Show back in the Fall if I hadn't dropped off the face of the planet. As much as I hate on Wu, it would have been fun. Ever seen Gza live solo? The best. Should set something up in the future. I'll bring the seedless Sativa.

Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's. Movies are movies, but Limitless is such a blatant lie I can't hide my contempt for this film.

Seriously, B.Cooper just goes straight for Bruce Lee muscle memorizing when he could literally go all Prof X/Scanners on anyone around him. Blah.

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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's.

hows it working out for them?
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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Douchebag wrote:
The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
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I'll have to suspend disbelied that De Niro hasn't made a good movie in almost 15-20 years.


I enjoyed him in 15 minutes - and the first Meet the Parents flick.

Cape Fear?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cape Fear was made in 1991.

I thought 15 minutes was awful, but yes, Meet The Parents was good.


'91 is within the 20 year window. He was good in 15 minutes because he got killed off so quickly. Lol
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i liked "ronin" and "casino". not too much recently though.
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i liked "ronin" and "casino". not too much recently though.


Copland, Analyze This, Heat, Jackie Brown... also, not recent but in the last 20.
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Suspend disbelief


Isn't that the first thing you have to do with any movie that comes out anymore?
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 Post subject: Re: Limitless
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Jbi11s wrote:
Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's.

hows it working out for them?


When they show up in 2050, you can ask them.
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man of few opinions wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's.

hows it working out for them?


When they show up in 2050, you can ask them.

if it were possible, "future-man" would have visited us by now.
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if it were possible, "future-man" would have visited us by now.


At least to stop Bartman.
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Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's.

Attempting? It's not that hard.

Look, I just traveled five seconds into the future!
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I'll keep bringing up "Flawless" until one of you uneducated lameasses takes the time to see it. probably one of the best performances of deniro's career.
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I'll keep bringing up "Flawless" until one of you uneducated lameasses takes the time to see it. probably one of the best performances of deniro's career.


Godfather II
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
Raging Bull
Limitless

... hmmmmmm. Something seems out of place.
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
W_Z wrote:
I'll keep bringing up "Flawless" until one of you uneducated lameasses takes the time to see it. probably one of the best performances of deniro's career.


Godfather II
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
Raging Bull
Limitless

... hmmmmmm. Something seems out of place.


what does "Flawless" have to do with any of those movies mentioned?
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W_Z wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:

Godfather II
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
Raging Bull
Limitless

... hmmmmmm. Something seems out of place.


what does "Flawless" have to do with any of those movies mentioned?


Sorry, I can't read. Thought you said Limitless not Flawless.

Still, I think if you switch them out, it still holds water.
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Jbi11s wrote:
Anywho, Scientists have actually been attempting time travel since the 1950's.

Attempting? It's not that hard.

Look, I just traveled five seconds into the future!


I feel like a few minutes of my life have been taken from me after reading each of imessedup's posts

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