An ESPN employee getting a DUI?
ESPN is pulling Jalen Rose off the air after a report found the NBA basketball analyst waited almost three weeks to tell his employers about his arrest in Michigan on suspicion of drunk driving.
"Jalen has accepted full responsibility for his actions. Both parties are taking this very seriously, and as a result, we've agreed that he will not be on our air while he addresses this situation," said ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz in an email
Who comes back first? Harry? Jalen? Neither?

Jalen needs to get to rehab fast while his Lawyer works on keeping him at ESPN.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .