The Sox play with 23-24 outs per game because of Guillen's goofy philosophy. The failed suicide squeeze cost them a run last night too. They're going to run and bunt their way right out of contention.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Nothing rings in the new season like another game against the Royals where the White Sox look utterly clueless, helpless and inept.

These guys are playing like a bunch of assholes.

Rios has been brutal so far. Was last year the exception?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I hope not. I drafted him this year and so far.....not so good.

Why can't this fucking team come out of the gate playing decent fucking baseball? The Royals will eventually cool off like they always do year after year and hang around .500. Didn't these assholes have a losing record against the Royals last year?

This team is just fucked up from top to bottom. Can't bunt, can't run the fucking bases right, can't hit with men on in any situation.

Only 157 games left.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Rally time.

Castro homerun!

5-1.

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Pierre doubles home Morel and we get the first "Don't stop now boys" of the season.

I hoped that would be retired.

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C'mon man. I know last night and so far today has been frustrating, but its 5 goddam games. You can't get too high or too low this early in the year. We need a sold 45 games to know what the Sox really are. And even then, last year after 45 games the Sox were 19-26 and looking very poor.

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What you are saying is what a rational fan should be thinking. I am not rational, I want the team that I like to play good baseball. Not 1.000 baseball, but respectable, smart and sound baseball. Every goddamn year these bumblers come out with lame-ass Buerhle starting on opening day, Floyd pukes again with a 4-run lead, and the bullpen just blows.

I know the season is not lost by any means Frank, I just get annoyed by seeing the same shit over and over, that's all.

Plus seeing the Royals sweep is just annoying.

Thanks!

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

You should preface all your posts with this line.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It is annoying, but again its just 2 games. This time next week the Sox might be 7-4 or 8-3

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I don't think the Sox have ever beat Soria. Today would be a great time to do that.

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Quentin goes deep.5-3.

Teases.

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Good thing that Pierre is such a liability in LF that he had to DH today....

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What. The. Fuck. Was. That.

Now I see why we can't live without Mark Teahan.

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It should have never gotten to that point though. Ohman is a LOOGie, and he walks Getz on 4 straight pitches.

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I know. But catch the damn ball.

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Exactly. Because now you could have the tying run at the plate instead of on deck.

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C'mon Paulie...

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Goddamn you Mark Teahan! This game should be tied!

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C'mon CQ...

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w00t!

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Don't stop now boys.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

All right!

Now hold em and let's go home.

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Mercy.

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I believe "FUCK!" would be the appropriate response.

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Have you seen my signature?

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

That was my point.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."