Gentlemen,

We need an 8th player. Hawkeye Vince is too busy doing grown-up stuff to make it on April 23rd. Any takers for the final spot?

The Elite Eight:

1) Ugie
2) T-Bone
3) Hawg Ass
4) Furious Styles
5) Crosscheck
6) spanky
7) Chus
8.)

Wondering what time you guys will be starting. Never did really see for sure.

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It will likely be in the early afternoon. I won't know the exact tee times until I make them.

Ok without anything set in stone Ill have to pass. Not sure that I could make it there by 12.

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I had a change of work plans. I'll make it.

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The Elite Eight:

1) Ugie
2) T-Bone
3) Hawg Ass
4) Furious Styles
5) Crosscheck
6) spanky
7) Chus
8.) Chris_in_Joliet

Update:

Alright gents...tee times have been set for April 23rd. Since we have 8 players, I have scheduled two tee times in the afternoon for 18 holes.


Group 1:

12:34pm

Group 2:

12:42pm


I personally do not care who is in my group, but if anyone has any preferences as to tee time I am sure it can be worked out. I would ask that all players arrive to Salt Creek Golf Course in Wood Dale by 12:15pm so we can all check in. It is going to be a busy day on the 23rd, so let's try to make sure we all make our tee times.

Thanks again for the interest, and let's hope for good weather.

over/under on spany trees hit: 5.5

I'll take the over.

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By his head or his golf ball?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Hawg and I will be there. I don't care who I play golf with. Just hoping the weather is decent.
I played 10 times last year by this date and this year I have zero rounds in. Maybe Sunday if I
am lucky.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I don't care which time I play.

I cannot have the following people in my group:
Frank
Ugie
Chris
Hawg
T-Bone

I can play with any other 3 people.

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pussy

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I don't know any of you so I can't really be picky. One of my current partners has a habit of raking in 4 footers for par because his putting sucks ass. I'm more about the socialization than being a rules nazi, but I do like to take it somewhat seriously.

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-Hank Kingsley

Add Furious Styles to the list of people I cannot play with.

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-Hank Kingsley

Spany, shut the hell up I just hope u r in the group in front of me

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If you're in front of spanky or I, you have nothing to worry about...unless by in front of us you are 2 holes ahead on the right.

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Ended up playing the course Sunday morning and froze my ass off in the process. Definitely an executive course and NOT one of the best in the area. But, it is pretty simple and should make for some comedy among the group.

I'll go ahead and just say we'll play somewhere else in June.

Supposed to be crappy weather on Saturday. I'll go ahead and blame you for that also.

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Yeah, I saw that as well. Calling for rain on Saturday and a high of 53 degrees. While the temperature isn't really a big deal, rain isn't going to make things very easy.

I'm going to wait until Wednesday to see what the forecast looks like for Saturday. If it is looking too crappy, we may need to postpone.

No way. As long as there is no lightning - I'm in. If the rest of you don't show up, it just makes my inevitable win that much easier.

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Fair enough. I appreciate your dedication to bad golf. Brings a tear to me eye.

By the way, I feel like we need some kind of trophy to award to the winner. Or a championship belt.

shakes has a hookup for cheap, lame looking, meaningless accomplishment trophies.

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Pancakes!

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Hawg Ass and T-Bone should get trophies of participation for making the trip.

Is this golf course in a dome

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I'll play with whoever is willing to put up with my shitty play... I'm gonna be getting there earlier to hit up the range before I head out...

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