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Good monring, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Friday and its time to vote for some douchebags.
Yeah, I missed it. I couldn't resist it.
It's baaaack.
Douchebag of the Week is back and probably not as good as it was two years ago for your entertainment pleasure. Who doesn't like to review the best nominations for DBOTW each Friday morning, while pretending to work, or while straight up avoiding work?
So please, check it out, vote, and choose the week's big drippy douchebag...
Sportsmanship Kid: Bigfan doesn’t like Alex, the young man whose sportsmanship dedication urges him to argue with a referee on his last call. While these are supposed to inspire us to be better people it’s pretty clear that someone who didn’t play sports created that commercial. After all, it’s the championship game, Alex. Earn your participation award for voting in this week’s poll!
School bans home packed lunches: These days, the only people who can take care of you properly are government workers. I mean, it’s not like you know what is best for your own children, so this Chicago School decided to take the hot chips and orange soda out of the children’s hands and replace it with a brownish orange glop that is much more nutritional than the things that stupid parents put in lunches like sandwiches and veggies. Darkside, who has no children and has yet to properly feed himself is really upset, because he had planned to send his kid to school with a lunch pail filled with ring dings and other tradeables in order to make his child the 4th grade version of Red, a man who is known to locate things from time to time.
Mac’s Thin Skin: The thinnest part of Mac appears to be his skin, according to Rogers Park Bryan, who has pointed out that now that Mac is getting less slurpage at CSFMB he claims that it is dying despite high traffic and post counts and the increasing friendships and outings that seem to be occurring at a nearly record pace over the last year or so. Mac is much more into that faceybook thing, where he can North the comments that look bad and enjoy 32 comments each time he talks about his meat. So Mac would appear to rather have 10 people ask him each day how to make steak better that one guy suggesting how to make his show better. So if you think that Mac’s skin is too thin, vote here!
Ozzie Guillen: Joe Orr Road Rod nominated Ozzie because once again, Ozzie is ranking out the “Fakking Fanse” for the Bronx Cheer given to Juan Pierre, who had dropped a couple balls that affected the outcome of a game negatively. Most fans believe that they have the right to boo as well as cheer, and if your left fielder can only throw a ball 50 feet and is making errors but not poking 40 over the fence, you might give a holler if he manages to get the leather on a routine play. But Ozzie is only looking to draw attention away from team weaknesses, one thing that he does actually do quite well. Is he just trying to support his team or is he a douchebag?
And that's that for this week's nominees!
For those of you not familiar with the Douchebag of the Week polls, here's how it kind of works.
Each week I will choose the best threads/nominations within the section. There's no set rules, but there's guidelines, which are more fun because when guidelines aren't followed I get fun PM's in all CAPS. Generally speaking, I'll start by looking at nominations that have more than 1 page. If a thread is a week old and it's not over a page, it's probably not really well liked enough to do well in a poll. But if it's over a page, that's not necesserally a lock for getting in the poll.
Nomination period runs from 8am Fridays to 8am Friday (the following Friday, smartass)
Each quarter we will pare the 13 nominations down to 4. Each quarter's semifinals will compete against the other quarter's semifinals at the end of the year. You'll vote on the year's biggest douchebag who will win the
Former Governor Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year Award
which is named after the first man to have won it.
_________________ "Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014 bigfan wrote: Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.
Last edited by Darkside on Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
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