Slapshot Ed's erection pushes his tie wide and to the right.

Slapshot auditioning "waitresses" for his next poker tournament.

This contest is over.

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A contestant at the "Charlie Weis Look-a-like contest" takes a break to take a picture with Miller Lite Girls.

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"Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!" - Tracy Jordan

Beef, I am DYING right now...my god that was funny.

Although that is quite the compliment...

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Anybody else see a resemblance between Slapshot Ed and Jerry "The King" Lawler?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

How come John Rooney was back in town?

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Slapshot Ed is the love child of John Rooney



and Jerry The King Lawler

LOL! Yeah he is.


Side note: I want to pound the chick on the left.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

or the right....doesn't really matter....

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@audioidkid

Word association:

nu·bile /ˈnubɪl, -baɪl, ˈnyu-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[noo-bil, -bahyl, nyoo-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. (of a young woman) suitable for marriage, esp. in regard to age or physical development; marriageable.
2. (of a young woman) sexually developed and attractive: the nubile girls in their bikinis.
3. Poundable

Girl on left.

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

the girl on the left is cuter, smaller, etc...

but, both are poundable....and the result is the same.

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@audioidkid

Yeah I'm not really into white chicks (I love black women more than Rodeo Vann ) , but the blond on the left is quite nice.

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you guys are dumb. Clearly the answer is both at the same time. And I think Slapshot Ed's just the type of guy who could pull that off. Fuckin A'

I've never been with a white girl but I've always been curious about it (Rachael Ray, etc. ) They've never been into me but they always seemed to like my thuggish older brother. Go figure. I look like Rajah Bell...maybe I'm not black enough for them.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

They are both cute, but since I will never have the opportunity to fondle them myself, I can be picky.

The blond needs to get rid of Karl Malden's nose.

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Hey Kid C, Raja Bell's wife is white, so go figure part II....LOL....

and Killer V, unless you look like Brad Pitt or Doug in Evg Park or something, you need to lower your standards a bit there champ.

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Ah well...I'll just stick to the sisters and Latinas.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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@audioidkid

Wanna hear something creepy, that will almost definitely ruin the blond for you? She's kinda the female, white Ben Gordon. Look again, and tell me I'm wrong.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

You need to stop watching so much basketball Matt.

Really.

Stop.

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You know me like that.

After a lengthy web pic search, I really don't see anything odd about Karl Malone's nose.

Opp's, sorry. Reading is a skill.

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

She's only a picture to me, so I've seen better. If I saw her in person, I'm sure it'd be a much different story.

Besides, I'm married, with a kid, and another on the way, so I'm pretty sure I no longer even have standards.

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"....dat's how my ex-wife left me, shoeless.....really, it's just the first step before these two take my pants off"

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@audioidkid

I was there.

The one of the left was clearly the hotter chick.

The taller one thought she was because she was taller, but she would have been wrong.

I found out later the one on the left must have had some interior design courses at school. The drapes matched the carpeting.

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Caption should read..."If I was only 15 years younger and 40lbs lighter I might have a chance..."

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

By left do you mean "far left" or are you talking about Ed?

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You know me like that.