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shakes

Post subject: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:21 pm

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I'm proud to announce our first hockey group outing! Let's get an idea on how many people are interested and then I'll book us some ice time. You'll need basic equipment....skates, elbow, knee, shoulder pads. Pants, helmut, gloves and stick. I'll make sure we have 2 goalies assuming no one here plays goalie. The goal is to get 20 people which should put the cost right around $20 per guy. I assume everyone here plays. And the game will be no check however if anyone agrees in advance to checking those players will be allowed to knock each other into submission. Fighting will of course be allowed.

Ok, lets get a roll call going!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:23 pm

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:23 pm

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Definitely in.

Have some extra equipment I'd be able to lend out as well

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:24 pm

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My skates are in the shop.

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Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:29 pm

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There's definitely going to be some "outing" at this hockey event.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:50 pm

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This is a must attend for the comedy aspect alone.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:52 pm

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This event will never take place. Shakes is just trying to show that there aren't 20 hockey tough guys on the board.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:52 pm

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Check or no check?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:53 pm

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Are there 20 tough anythings on this board?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:54 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Are there 20 tough anythings on this board?

Opinions.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:56 pm

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shakes wrote:

We need to bring a German by the name of Helmut?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:58 pm

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Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:59 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

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Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:04 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

A very long time ago, when I was in high school, we played floor hockey in gym. Since it was so so long ago it is hard to remember much about it, but I think it was fun...ish.

You Seniors sure don't remember much about Freshman year, do you?

Tragic

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:12 pm

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Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:16 pm

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O/U of fights that break out?

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:18 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:38 pm

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Sorry. I make it a point to only play check hockey against losers who have had fewer than 4 back surgeries. Looks like you just missed the cut, shakesie.

Who is bringing the water for this?

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:56 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

A very long time ago, when I was in high school, we played floor hockey in gym. Since it was so so long ago it is hard to remember much about it, but I think it was fun...ish.

So you'll need to get several floor hockey training sessions in before you'll attend?

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Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:39 pm

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I'll be John Scott.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:45 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

I once played in a league at Clemente. Our team was from Eckhart Park, It was all little Puerto Rican guys and me. I was easily the biggest guy on the team and I'm not really that big. I got stuck trying to shove 6'4" guys from Palatine and Barrington out from in front of our net. I spent a lot of time in the penalty box.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:11 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

You failed to mention that one of your teammates is currently the US ambassador to Zimbabwe and another was Wayne Gretzky.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:28 pm

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Killer V wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Floor hockey would be more doable, I think.

You failed to mention that one of your teammates is currently the US ambassador to Zimbabwe and another was Wayne Gretzky.

That's because they weren't.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:51 pm

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Funny post of the year award!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:23 am

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bigfan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Funny post of the year award!

Did some more rare Wrigleyville partying and loud noise disturb your beauty sleep, princess?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:30 am

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shakes

Post subject: Re: HOCKEY I: date pending

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:22 pm

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Despite what you fuckers might think about the possibility of a hockey board member outing happening I am here to inform you that there has actually been a successful hockey outing that has already happened a couple times in the past month. Yesterday at Johnny's Ice House (as well as a few other times this month) roughly 50% of the hockey playing population of this message board met up for some quality rat hockey. That 50% consists of myself and Stinkfinger. We both belong to a rat hockey website and its members have a private rat hockey session every Wednesday at 6pm. It took us a little while to figure out that we were both members of this site as well. Actually, Stink figured it out with some quality facebook stalking.

So for those of you fuckers who said it couldn't happen I give you this.....