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What is it going to take to get this man fired? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I would rather have that hairless cue ball head from the Cubs.

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What is it going to take to get this man fired? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I would rather have that hairless cue ball head from the Cubs.

You can have him

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What did the Yankee manager do to get you hot & bothered?


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What did the Yankee manager do to get you hot & bothered?


The team loses a lot.

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Is he more evil or less evil than the Satan Elf himself?

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What a dick, he only managed a WS winning team in 2009 and helped somebody in a car crash after the game.

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What did the Yankee manager do to get you hot & bothered?


The team loses a lot.

If the late George Steinbrenner were still alive, I'm not sure he'd be all that patient with Joe Girardi, even if brought the Bronx the World Series title 2 years ago. I'm old enough to remember when George was very impatient with another guy no longer filling out a lineup card, the late, great Billy Martin. He hired & fired Billy 5 times before Billy himself was killed in a car accident many years ago. In the Bronx, anything other than a World Series title is considered a failure.


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What a dick, he only managed a WS winning team in 2009 and helped somebody in a car crash after the game.

What you are unaware of is that he actually caused that car crash just to make himself look like a hero. What a dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Joe Girardi Is Evil
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He hired & fired Billy 5 times before Billy himself was killed in a car accident many years ago.


Are you suggesting these two concepts are related? A suicide?


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
What a dick, he only managed a WS winning team in 2009 and helped somebody in a car crash after the game.


Who cares if he helped somebody in a car crash? What does that have to do with winning baseball games? Nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize for all I care.

As for winning the World Series, what does he want - a cookie? "I take care of my kids!" "You are supposed to take care of you kids, you low expectation having rat."

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Is he more evil or less evil than the Satan Elf himself?


What am I going to do - waste my valuable time debating who is more evil - Stalin, Mao or Hitler? What do I care. All I know is that it was definitely a tough deal living in China, Russia and Germany in those days.

I am the Dietrich Bonhoeffer of Glorious Yankee fans. I just hope I don't get assassinated for my criticisms.

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By July 1, 2010, the Chicago White Sox will have a better record than this Not In The Slightest Bit Glorious team. I will not even reference what team I am speaking of, because the current squad is a disgrace to those legends who have previously worn the uniform. They are not entitled to be called The (please insert name of team that I love).

Brian "The Satan Elf" Cashman has masterfully constructed a catastrophe of a pitching staff. If he were to be a double agent, he would be absolutely brilliant. Joe Girardi is a clown, but not a funny, nice clown like Bozo. He is a horrible, evil clown, like the clown that Tall Midget used to use as his picture.

I wish I knew how to post pictures because I would print a picture of Joe Girardi next to that famous evil clown, and in between the pictures would be a giant "=." I can already post pictures of The Satan Elf Brian Cashman because I just copy what somebody else posted.

This is a hideous, loathsome, despicable, horrendous joke of a team.

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stoneroses86 wrote:
By July 1, 2010, the Chicago White Sox will have a better record than this Not In The Slightest Bit Glorious team.

I'm guessing the Yankees will have 48 wins by that date...many more than the Sox...


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I am pretty sure that on July 1, 2010 the Yankees had a better record than the White Sox

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I am pretty sure that on July 1, 2010 the Yankees had a better record than the White Sox

http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/date/20100701


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RFDC wrote:
I am pretty sure that on July 1, 2010 the Yankees had a better record than the White Sox


Well that is very clever. I make a very rare error, and the great RFDC is there to kick me in the stomach. Have you no compassion for my suffering? I will bet that you like to kick puppies.

I obviously meant 2011. Or, as I like to call it, "The Summer of Sorrow."

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I am pretty sure that on July 1, 2010 the Yankees had a better record than the White Sox


Well that is very clever. I make a very rare error, and the great RFDC is there to kick me in the stomach. Have you no compassion for my suffering? I will bet that you like to kick puppies.

I obviously meant 2011. Or, as I like to call it, "The Summer of Sorrow."

See what happens when you don't spell numbers out stoneroses86 (eighty-six)?


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I do not kick puppies. I LOVE puppies.

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According to ESPN New York: "New York Yankees right-hander Phil Hughes played catch with pitching coach Larry Rothschild on Saturday afternoon."

In local news, I played catch with my seven (7) year old son on Saturday. The connection? Neither I nor Phil Hughes will win a game in the major leagues this season.

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That is a very interesting picture.

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What is it going to take to get this man fired? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I would rather have that hairless cue ball head from the Cubs.


There is absolutely no way that Cubs fans would rather have Joe Girardi as Manager of the Cubs than the great Mike Quade. Quade is a master at handling a pitching staff & he was a great motivator at the end of last season. Hendry & Ricketts saw something in Quade that no one else saw in the last 30 years.

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What is it going to take to get this man fired? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I would rather have that hairless cue ball head from the Cubs.


There is absolutely no way that Cubs fans would rather have Joe Girardi as Manager of the Cubs rather than the great Mike Quade. Quade is a master at handling a pitching staff & he was a great motivator at the end of last season. Hendry & Ricketts saw something in Quade that no one else saw in the last 30 years.


Have you ever heard of the word "hyperbole?"

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I will be updating this page with "Fun Facts" (tm) as "Death Spiral 2011" continues.

Here is "Fun Fact" (tm) I: Tampa Bay and Boston both started 0 - 6, yet now have more wins than Evil Bizarro Bozo's ragtag group! FUN FACT!

"Fun Fact" (tm) II: A.J. Burnett is back to normal! FUN FACT!

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Make sure you trademark "Death Spiral 2011" as well.

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the unibrow is what really does it for me! =D

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SATAN ELF! SATAN ELF!

I am like Job! It is taking every ounce of my will to not curse The Lord for these afflictions He has cast upon me! Let the record reflect Lord, I love thee and I will not curse you! I am your humble servant, and if You wish for The Glorious New York Yankees, who You have previously so lovingly blessed, to not make the playoffs this year, I will drop to my knees and raise a million (1,000,000) hosannas to you for all of Your loving grace!

And that is all there is to say about that.

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I thought Andre the Giant was dead.

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That's going to be the picture used for Bartolo's bust in monument park someday... the paragraph will speak glowingly about his two perfect games in the playoffs, and how a pre-game meal of two double whoppers was largely thought to be responsible.

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"Fun Fact" (tm) III: Compared to exactly one (1) year ago, Evil Bizarro Bozo's ragtag band have five (5) fewer wins and six (6) more losses! FUN FACT!

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I am hereby officially and publicly calling for the immediate terminations and/or resignations of Satan Elf Cashman and Evil Bizarro Bozo Girardi.

Print it!

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I am literally laughing so hard right now that my face has fallen off. The Satan Elf has assembled a ragtag band that is incapable of defeating its biggest rival. This is a recipe for great success! Ha ha!

It is a very good thing that Evil Bizarro Bozo Girardi was not the manager of the Normandy invasion, because I would then be posting this in German, and/or I would be executed in a concentration camp, even though I am not a gypsy, a homosexual, or Jewish. I am a Roman Catholic, but I would be prepared to claim that I am Lutheran to avoid a death sentence. I will not ever claim to be an atheist or a pagan, because you then invite quite a bit of trouble with The Lord. Sure, the Nazis might let you live, but someday you will die anyway, and then oh brother! Muffled, restrained chuckle.

Evil Bizarro Bozo could not lead a man dying of thirst to a big bucket of water if it was mere inches away. Think about that for a moment. How easy would that be to do, and he could not do it. It is the best example I could come up with at the moment because my rage has clouded my normally crystal clear thinking.

Two (2) sweeps at home at the hands of the Red Sox, and it is not even the middle of June! This is truly the last straw. I hereby announce that I am officially done with this pathetic joke of a team until:

a) The Satan Elf is fired and publicly humiliated; and/or
b) Evil Bizarro Bozo is fired and tarred and feathered.

This post has been very therapeutic, and I feel much better. Ha ha!

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Some people might ask: "Stoneroses86, should we not call for the execution of The Satan Elf Brian Cashman?" No. I would never advocate any violence against another human being simply because that pathetic individual is horrible at his job. It is not as if The Satan Elf is a grimy hobo in a minor New England city who gets in your face and asks you for spare change, while his filthy spittle flies all over your face. Please, I do not want anyone to think that I advocate the euthanasia of hobos. That is not where I was going with that.

Plus, this execution would probably be deemed ex post facto unconstitutional by some liberal court of law, and then what do you have? I will tell you what you have - a lengthy prison sentence, and probably punitive damages. These punitive damages cannot be discharged in bankruptcy, so a substantial award against you is really crippling financially.

No, Sir, I am quite satisfied with termination in the employment sense. After all, there is not a single team in Major League Baseball that would hire this evil scoundrel. So his punishment would be banishment from the game, shunned like an Amish person who buys an electric butter churner and tries to pass the ensuing product off as hand churned. I often wonder if one single Amish person would possibly have the guts to say: "You know, these cars seem really convenient. Let us just give them a trial run, and we will reconvene in thirty (30) days to make a final decision."

I complained about tonight to my wife, and I received a blank stare in return, almost as if I were speaking a foreign language. My children are asleep and, in any case, too young to care. I feel as if I am getting a great load off my chest, and my chest pains seem to have subsided. You people, en masse, may have saved a man's life tonight. Not because you read this, because most of you will not, but because I feel as if you will, and that you will take great pity upon me, moving me to tears. As they say, perception is reality.

God Bless each and every one of you!

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