You couldnt do that

Youre a good multer. Not that good though.

...so 222 N LaSalle around noon today? I'll take your glasses, change out the frames so they aren't your prescription, and then super glue them to your head.

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Then you would be Jalapenos and More...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Degen Dave, Darko...things don't seem to end well around here for guys whose name starts with D.

If I were Dr. Ken, douchebag, and doug I might be worried.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Was that a real Dave post?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Here's how I'd picture a DegenDave return post -

Hi Everybody!! I really missed coming here and talking with so many of you great people. Some of you are a bunch of fuck faces, it's true, but I don't want to get into it with any of you. You know who you are and if you don't I'll let you know. I don't come here for all the drama. Do I take this place too seriously? Yes, I probably do. It's personal for me. But, I'll tell you what, I'd rather be that kind of person than the sorry ass motherfucker that some of you are and if you come at me again like you have in the past, you best know that I'll be coming back at you twice as hard and as strong. Mac is really good with the new show and I'm superexcited about him pulling an afternoon shift tomorrow. Some of you may not like him but FUCK YOU is all I'd say about that. Get out of you sorry ass basement and get a life. His show is great and I don't have any problem with it. If you do, there a bar in Northwest Indiana that I'd be happy to meet you at ANYTIME and settle it like men. I wrestled for 3 years in high school. I've forgotten more about how to take a man down than most of you motherfuckers ever knew! Whoa, guess I'll get in the innuendo thread for that one. LOL. I want to see one of you try to post that there though, you'll have a problem with me. I will straight up kill you.

So, you guys are all the best and I can't wait for more of this fun loving back and forth. Love you guys.

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You know me like that.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Awesome

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DD has some Kurt Angle in him.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's fun to be Degenerate Dave.

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You know me like that.

He's probably really in jail (seems like that happened before with someone here) and unable to log onto the site. Probably stole anothwer couch and got caught....

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Go Cubs!!!!

I think we should just have Post Like Degenerate Dave Day where everybody posts like him in every thread. I don't know. Maybe that's not a great idea and somebody who's actually funny like Kid Cairo or RPB could come up with something better. Those guys are the best. But, still, it might be fun. If you disagree, I'd like to see one of you asswipes come up with a better idea. Yeah, maybe I'm not the funniest guy on here but at least I'm trying unlike you one-note motherfuckin' haters that get no joy out of anything. I feel sorry for your sad, pathetic lives. I've got a life. I've got a bunch of friends from NWI that I've known for a long time. If I need a spot, I know I can go to those guys. You guys would end up with your 80 lb bench press laying on your throats and choking you motherfuckers out and I couldn't give one shit about it. Hope you guys love my idea but I'm sure there's something better from someone who is actually creative. Can't wait to see.

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You know me like that.

You're on it today bruh.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yeah DDave was a Kid Cairo fan.

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I don't. Oops, does that mean he will come back now and ask me to meet him on some downtown street corner to fight like man?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You are one funny mf'er Doc

Thanks, man. I know we've had our problems in the past but I'm glad we were able to put those behind us. No sense bringing back bad memories, right? I mean I think we could have settled it long before this if you had just replied to one of the 20 or so PMs I sent you. I really don't understand what your problem is regarding just getting back to a guy via PM. Is it really that fucking hard to just give an "OK" or something? Seriously, what's your problem? There's people in the world with real fucking problems and you gotta get your kicks by being a hardass on a message board but I'm the asshole, aren't I? My buddy had both his arms ripped off in a tragic power takeoff accident. The son of a bitch can't even blow his own nose but he could kick your no replyin' ass every day of the week and twice on fuckin' Sunday fuckface. Anytime you want to go, just give the word and it will be fuckin' over.

I'm glad we're cool now. You're a good guy.

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You know me like that.

Man, I hope everybody realizes and appreciates what we're seeing today.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

He called from jail and said his cell needs a new coat of paint. You seem like the man for the job.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Christ Doc, I haven't laughed that hard since Zooks last radio interview.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Has to be be Post of the Year nominee!

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

There's nothing to appreciate, Kid. I think I've taken it too far. You're the best, by the way. But, I can see now that this has gone further than it should have. Stuff from a message board shouldn't impact your personal life but now it has and maybe it's time that I took a break. It's a shame that a couple fuckin' assholes can ruin it for everybody but I fear for the safety of my cat if it continues this way and that's just not right. She's pregnant. I'll miss everybody here, even the guys that came thisclose dancin' with Dave at a Lights Out Party. You fuckfaces know who you are. I realized yesterday when I was translating every thread on the board to Spanish for my neighbor that I might be spending too much time here. My neighbor doesn't even speak Spanish. I'm not a racist and fuck any of you that says different.

So, I'll be back someday. Probably tomorrow. I love all of you.

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You know me like that.

Wow Dr. Ken taking a run at the Poster of the Year title.....Speeps needs to step his game up or he's going to be another one and done champ.

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Simply stunning. I heart you Dr. Ken.

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Hey Noisewater, I have an idea - call me a fuckface one more time.

Then, do me a favor - send me a personal message as to where you would like to meet.

I will be more than happy to solve our differences face to face.

You can find me at 7400 183rd Street, Tinley Park to sound Ditka like.

PM me when you are on your way and I will let you know exactly who, and more accurately what, to look for.

I won't be holding my breath for your pussy ass though. You strike me more as the type to send out your little fucking verbal barbs from the safety of your private plane on a fucking Iphone with board capability.

The next thing you say should start with where you would like to meet to discuss our differences bitch.



Fuck all your piece of shit mults

Bring it the Fuck on!




lol

RFDC typed my name....
what else did I miss?

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@audioidkid

I know I said I was leaving but I can't let this just go. Hi, everybody! What's been going with the board in the 23 minutes since I've been gone?

Anytime you want to go, fuckface, anytime. 20 years ago you wouldn't have even had the time to get that post finished before I would swoop down on you like a fucking bald motherfucking eagle and destroy you. I'm slower now so you just might live.

But, you won't show and we both know it. I've seen pictures of you. You're not a bad-looking guy, probably have a nice-looking girl, maybe we could all just have lunch one day, it might be nice - and if you want to keep it that way you best just drop this right fucking now.

OK, I'm really leaving now. I can tell I'm starting to get worked up again and my cat has a really scared look in her eye. She only has one from a tragic collar accident. Take care.

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You know me like that.

Awesome,

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