Updated Card For WWE Over the Limit Pay-Per-View - New Match Announced
By Daniel Pena
May 16, 2011 - 11:08:46 PM


It was announced tonight on Raw that Big Show and Kane would be defending the WWE Tag Team Championship against CM Punk and Mason Ryan this Sunday at WWE Over the Limit.

Meanwhile, Michael Cole signed a match contract with Jerry Lawler for WWE Over the Limit. After they had each signed, though, Cole revealed that he'd inserted a stipulation making the contest a Kiss My Foot Match.

The announced card is as follows:

"I Quit" Match for the WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. The Miz yeah cena says i quit is as likley to happen as much me using a spell check

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian heel turn for cage

Kiss My Foot Match
Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
(Jerry Lawler will give up his WWE Hall of Fame ring to Michael Cole in the event of a loss.)
lawler wins
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Ezekiel Jackson
jackson should win and build on the fued but, this is the "E"
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Big Show and Kane (c) vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan
punk gets double chocked slam and losses cause he won't be Vince's bitch
Rey Mysterio vs. R-Truth
could be decent need to build r truth's heel turn with a win

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“Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” ~ Dr. Suess


Nice Guys Finish Last

Thank you,and have a nice day !

well, didn't cena lose a "quit" match last year and start showing up on raw the next week? that doesn't matter... when i just saw the tv ad for the ppv and found out it's a "i quit" match, i figured cena might have a movie to film coming up and therefore he could "quit" for a bit and then work his way back, cuz you can't deny super cena, you know.

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Two Matches Added To This Sunday's WWE Over the Limit Pay-Per-View
By Daniel Pena
May 20, 2011 - 11:10:52 PM


Brie Bella announced on tonight's episode of SmackDown that she would be defending the WWE Divas Championship this Sunday at Over the Limit. WWE.com is teasing possible interference by Kharma in their preview for the match.

Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero was announced for the pay-per-view event following SmackDown.

The announced card is as follows:

"I Quit" Match for the WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. The Miz

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian

Kiss My Foot Match
Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
(Jerry Lawler will give up his WWE Hall of Fame ring to Michael Cole in the event of a loss.)

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Ezekiel Jackson

WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Big Show and Kane (c) vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan

WWE Divas Championship Match
Brie Bella (c) vs. Kelly Kelly

Rey Mysterio vs. R-Truth

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Nice Guys Finish Last

Thank you,and have a nice day !

Sin Cara beats Chavo with a botched armdrag.

Kelly Kelly wins the Divas Title after Kharma interferes. After the match, Kharma claims both the belt and Kelly as her own.

Cole wins the KMF match with help from Bert Hart.

R-Truth beats Rey after an open and honest discussion on race relations.

Punk and Lil Dave win the Tag Straps to tease the 2,681st push of New Nexus.

Balck Lex Luger wins by DQ when the Corrs interfere.

Randall Keith keeps the World Title when Christian turns heel and becomes the leader of the Coal Mine.

Hulk Cena wins when Miz passes out and can not continue. The next night on Raw Miz starts receiving cheers.

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Expect The Unexpected: McNEILL Previews WWE's Over The Limit 2011 PPV!

May 22, 2011 - 6:31:51 PM


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By Pat McNeill, Torch Columnist

Wake the pets and call the neighbors, it's time for our exclusive WWE pay-per-view projections!

DISCLAIMER: Projections are based on what the columnist would do if he were booking this event, instead of the World Non-Wrestling Entertainment Creative Club. Projections are not predictions, because anything can happen in WWE, even with The Game, Brian Gewirtz and WWE chairman Verne Gagne running the show. This preview has been sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today. Some of our departing contestants will receive the complete 22 volume World Book Encyclopedia for 2011. World Book Encyclopedia, the number-one selling print encyclopedia in the world, a division of Berkshire Hathaway. Remember, this is only an exhibition. This is not a competition. Please, please, no wagering. This lineup is based on the best available information as of this writing. These predictions are based on what the columnist would do if he had creative control over WWE, and had the arduous task of competing with a promotion where Sting (Steve Borden, not Gordon Sumner) is the top draw.


As you know, the name of this show is "Over The Limit." WWE has turned its back on the themed pay-per-views it was banking on a couple of years ago. Or has it? The phrase "over the limit" is slang for, um, being legally drunk. Maybe this could be a theme show after all. Every time, Vince McMahon yells into the announcers' headsets, the announcers should have to drink a shot. By the end of the show, Todd Grisham and Matt Striker would have to come out of the bullpen to call the main event. On with the show!

Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero: To recap, Sin Cara is undefeated since arriving in WWE, and Chavo Guerrero's gimmick is that he loses to everyone, including Hornswoggle. Projection? What do you think? Sin Cara defeats Chavo with the One Man Spanish Fly.

Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly (WWE Divas Title): This match will be overshadowed by the sight of all the Seattle fans looking at the entrance and waiting for Kharma to make her way down the aisle. Projection? Nikki Bella interferes and helps her sister retain the championship. Kharma comes out to beat up the Bellas, as we get set for Kelly and Kharma to battle the twins on Smackdown house shows.

Kane & Big Show vs. C.M. Punk & Mason Ryan (WWE World Tag Team Titles): WWE wants to build Mason Ryan up as a big star, but Ryan is not ready for prime time. Heck, he's barely ready for WWE Superstars, which does not air in prime time. The solution is to have Ryan team with a veteran, like C.M. Punk, and stick him in tag team matches to cover up his lack of polish. See, Vince? Tag team wrestling serves a purpose. Projection? Outside interference for McGillicuddy, outside interference from Otunga, Ryan scores the pin on Kane. The New Nexus gets its hands on the WWE Tag Team Titles.

Rey Mysterio vs. R-Truth: Hey, we have a new feud. "R-Truth" Ron killings has found new life as a sleazy bad guy. It's the same character that the former Elijah Burke should be playing in TNA, except that TNA Creative hasn't advanced quite that far yet. Projection? Truth wins by poking Mysterio in the eyes and hitting the Lie Detector. We haven't heard the last of this feud.

Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson (WWE Intercontinental Title): It has been interesting to watch WWE try to turn Ezekiel Jackson into the next Lex Luger, with slightly better promo skills. Here's hoping they don't follow this up by turning Randy Orton into the next "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Projection? Barrett gets the victory by hitting a low blow, and then the Wasteland.

Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole (Kiss My Foot Match): Two questions. First, when did Mel Phillips get rehired by WWE? It's hard to believe the fans were clamoring for this stipulation. Second, how long will it take to put this whole Michael Cole mess behind us? Projection? Jack Swagger comes to reason and teases that he's going to help Cole, then he doesn't. Lawler wins with the piledriver, then gives Cole a second piledriver for good measure. Cole does a stretcher job, and we don't see Cole on WWE television for at least a month.

Seriously, the creative team in Stamford needs to draw straws and explain to Big Granddaddy that there might be a correlation between the increased use of the Michael Cole heel character and the precipitous dip in WWE pay-per-view buyrates. Go ahead, people. I'll wait.

Randy Orton vs. Christian Cage (Smackdown World Title): A lot of Captain Charisma don't like the fact that Christian lost the big gold belt after holding it for two days earlier this month. But there's no denying the fact that Christian's now received two title matches in a row, and is headlining Smackdown house shows. If Vince McMahon doesn't think Christian is a main event wrestler, he has a funny way of showing it. Projection? Orton and Christian give us the same match we saw on May 6th, with a few more false finishes. Orton wins with the RKO.

The Miz vs. John Cena (WWE Heavyweight Title - I Quit Match): John Cena is undefeated in "I Quit" matches. The Miz has never scored a clean victory over John Cena. The Chicago Bulls are taking on the Miami Heat in Game 3 of their NBA playoff series. This doesn't look like a good night for anyone. Projection? Cena takes a beating, then comes back and scores the submission victory with the STF.

Aftermath: Our next pay-per-view is Capital Punishment, which will not feature a death match. Let's go with John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio, Randy Orton vs. Sheamus and the rematch between Rey Mysterio and R-Truth.

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Thank you,and have a nice day !

My Picks

Sin Cara wins
I do like Kelly Kelly with the win
I like R-Truth
Punk and Mason with the win to give Nexus some gold
I'll say Wade Barret keeps the belt

On Lawler-Cole, I say Lawler wins, but the Raw GM comes and changes the decision to have Cole win, just like at Manis and t we found out who the Raw GM is, because I think it's time and tonight could be the night and I know it wouldn't make sense all-around, but for these 2 and it be Jim Ross.

I think Orton wins, but we are probably getting ready for a fatal 4 way match, between Orton-Christian-Mark Henry- and Sheamus.

I would like to say the Miz shocks the world and wins, but there's nobody good for him to face and Cena would have more opponents with a win, so I like Cena to win and going along with the Mcneil guy, I say Del Rio comes out and attacks Cena after the match and that's how it goes off the air.

First, this will have zero point zero of my attention tonight. Derrick is taking his talents to South Beach, punking bitches out. I would love to see Cena v Miz handled this way. Do about 27 minutes, Miz completely beaten, and put him in the Erik Watts finisher. Have him pass out, without quitting. Yes, similar to Austin v Hart.

Next, no face turn. Have him win the title back somehow, and have him do the Flair run. You think he'll be defeated every time, but somehow wins. Almost cowardly. But, even with his "how did he win again dammit" title defenses, he has that bad ass "I passed out" thing about him.

Or, have Terry Funk put a plastic bag over his head. That's cool too.

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R-Truth wins and is still annoying as fuck.

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Sexist.

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BIG show and kaner hold the tag belts.. is this the official PPV thread or has everyone souled out and gone the bulls route?

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I'm all Bulls. Not watching.

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I'm watching. Punk had a tribute to Savage written on one of his hands, and the beginning of the end of the match was him going for the Savage elbow drop and missing.

The Orton/Christian match was pretty good. Christian lost. This Cole/Lawler nonsense is going on now.

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A Bert Hart appearance to help Lawler make Cole kiss his foot

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Lawler with the win.Cole tries to run out but Hitman stops him and brings him back.Hopefully this crap is done.They can start the LongIslandIcedZ push now, they have time for it.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Bert Hart made an appearance?!?! When I last spoke to him, he hated Bret and wanted his laffy taffy. Kept mumbling "where's Bruce, where's Bruce?"

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This I Quit match is awful.

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What happened in the Cena/Miz match, I think Cena won, but it was a bad finish from what I am reading.

I just found out, should have just gave Miz the win and built a rematch.

Cena won

The whole match sucked. Basically they used the recording of Cena saying he quit last Monday on Raw (as predicted). Then the ref found Riley's Blackberry, played it, and restarted the match. It lasted a whole 5 more minutes and Miz quit as soon as the STF was applied.

What a load of shit.

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Ugh. It sounds like the Bulls did something good tonight.

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That was much better 12 years ago at Royal Rumble '99.

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Everything I am reading, sounds like it wasn't a good ppv, probably too many gimmick's thrown in like Kiss my Foot and I Quit matches, but when you get 3 straight ppv's with the same match, have to throw something in.

After tonight, Lawler and Cole should be done, and Cena should move to Del Rio or R-Truth, and not sure where the Miz goes.

Cole kissing Lawler's foot at WM could have been good booking. However, Joan Cusack could be on my TV. That's worse.

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A few thoughts after reading a recap...

What is the plan for Mason Ryan? Why have him job clean again? Unless he turns face and feuds with Punk it seems stupid.

Orton-Christian seemed like the match of the year so far. Not sure what the plan is for Christian.

Completely shit the bed with the Miz-Cena match. Why have Miz quit? Takes any chance of him being viewed as a viable threat away for the foreseeable future.
Stupid.


Glad I paid attention to none of this last night.

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WWE Over the Limit PPV Results 5/22/11
By Marc Middleton
May 22, 2011 - 7:27:07 PM


- The 2011 WWE Over the Limit pay-per-view opens up with a "In Memory Of" graphic for Randy Savage before we go to the standard WWE opening video.

- We get a promo video for tonight's top matches at Over the Limit including John Cena vs. The Miz and Randy Orton vs. Christian.

- We go to the ring and out comes R-Truth with no music. Truth goes to the ring and says it's all about parking lots. He talks about arriving today and not having a parking spot. Truth says that meant he had to park with the fans. He says he deserves a whole lot better than to be treated like them. Truth says he had to walk in the rain. Truth calls the people of Seattle stinkin' hippies. Truth says it's a conspiracy. Truth says he's danced for the fans and it got him nowhere. He's not playing games anymore, he says. Truth says Rey Mysterio plays games. Truth goes on until Rey Mysterio's music hits.

R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio

There are two Ford Mustangs sitting on the stage as a part of the set. Rey Mysterio's music hits and out he comes to a pop.

The match starts and they go at it, making their way out to the floor early on. Rey takes Truth from the apron to the floor. Rey brings it back in the ring and goes up top but Truth knocks him down. Rey gets wrapped up in the corner and Truth unloads with kicks. Truth beats Rey into the next corner and works him over. Truth charges but Rey trips him face-first into the corner. Truth runs Rey's head into the ring post and he falls out to the floor.

Truth brings it back in the ring and covers Rey for a 2 count. Truth works Rey over on the mat now. Rey fights to his feet and out of the hold. Rey runs the ropes and gets hit by a knee from Truth. Truth suplexes Rey and drops him on his face for another 2 count. Truth with a clutch in the corner now and more stomps for Rey. Truth wraps Rey's body around the ring post now and stretches it. Truth brings it back in the ring again but only gets 2. They go back up top and Rey bulldogs Truth back into the ring. 2 count for Mysterio.

Back and forth action until Rey hits a crossbody from the second rope for a 2 count. Rey drops Truth again for another 2 count. Truth catches Rey in the corner but Rey fights to the apron. Rey headbutts Truth and hits a plancha from the top rope. They run the ropes and Truth hits a twisted elbow for a 2 count. Truth misses the axe kick and Rey rolls him up for 1. Rey counters another move and goes for 619 but Truth slides out of the ring. Rey kicks Truth to the floor and goes to the apron. Truth pulls Rey down and the apron gets hung between his legs. Truth clotheslines Rey and brings him back in the ring. Truth drops Rey on his face for the pin and the win.

Winner: R-Truth

- After the match, no music plays for Truth and the crowd starts booing him. Truth asks for a bottle of water and walks around the ring. Rey gets up and Truth smacks him in the head with the water before posing on the second rope and leaving the ring. We go to replays.

- We go backstage with Todd Grisham, The Miz and Alex Riley talking about the WWE Title Match tonight. Miz says he will prove all the naysayers wrong again tonight. Miz says he has never quit at anything in his entire life. He says he has a gameplan for tonight and knows what it takes to win.

- We go ringside to the announcers. Michael Cole talks trash to Jerry Lawler about their match tonight. They talk about tonight's Intercontinental Title match and we go to three weeks ago when Ezekiel Jackson was kicked out of The Corre and more highlights from their feud.

WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Ezekiel Jackson vs. Wade Barrett

We go to the ring and out comes the WWE Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett by himself. Out next comes the challenger Ezekiel Jackson.

The bell rings and they test each other. They finally go at it and Barrett looks to take control early on until Jackson throws him over the top rope and to the floor. Barrett runs back in the ring and Zeke chases him. Barrett tries a big boot when Zeke comes back in but Zeke catches it and goes to work on Barrett. Zeke with big knees and right hands in the corner now. Zeke continues the assault and Barrett gets the ref's attention in the corner. Out of nowhere Barrett gets up and decks Zeke. Barrett rams Zeke into the ringpost from the corner.

Barrett with another shot into the ringpost and a 2 count. Barrett mounts Zeke with right hands. Barrett goes to the second rope and hits an elbow drop for another pin attempt. Barrett takes it tot he mat with a headlock. Zeke fights back but Barrett hits him with headbutts. Barrett goes for Wasteland but Zeke slides out and fights back. Barrett with a boot to the gut. Barrett goes for the gutwrench powerbomb and nails it for a 2 count.

Zeke knocks Barrett out of the ring with a right hand. Barrett comes back to the apron but Zeke runs him into the ring post. Zeke brings Barrett back in and runs him over with big shoulder blocks. Zeke with a huge splash in the corner and a scoop slam. And another scoop slam, and yet another. Barrett hits one more big scoop slam on Barrett, wait, there's another. Zeke scoops Barrett onto his shoulders nect but Justin Gabriel rushes in and kicks Zeke in the stomach.

Winner by DQ: Ezekiel Jackson

- Zeke fights off Gabriel but Heath Slater rushes the ring. He fights him off but The Corre gangs up on Zeke and all three start stomping away. Barrett hits a big running boot while Slater and Gabriel hold Zeke. Zeke is announced as the winner by DQ but The Corre raises Barrett's arm as we go to replays.

- We go backstage with Nexus. My feed cut out but comes back on and we see Michael McGillicutty and David Otunga down on the floor hurt. Mason Ryan and CM Punk are having a bit of an argument about their tag team title match tonight. Punk gets Mason to walk off with him for the match but walks back in to make a smart remark to Otunga and McGillicutty.

Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero

We go to the ring and out first comes Sin Cara to a decent reaction. Chavo Guerrero is out next.

The bell rings and they lock up. Chavo with a headlock early on. They go back and forth on the mat. Chavo takes Cara down with a wristlock and pushes his face into the mat. Cara fights out of the hold and hits a big hip toss. More back and forth with Cara taking Guerrero down with a head scissors. Cara flips into the ropes and knocks Chavo to the floor from the apron. Cara runs the ropes and leaps over the top, landing on Chavo on the floor. Cara superkicks Chavo back. He ends up on the apron and uses another head scissors takedown on the floor before bringing it back in the ring.

Chavo knocks Cara down as he re-enters the ring and goes to work on him in the corner. Cara fights back and Chavo ends up down in the corner now. Cara leaps but Chavo moves and he lands on the second rope. Cara goes to the top and hits a moonsault on Chavo for a 2 count. Chavo backs down in the corner again but Cara superkicks him. Chavo turns it around in the corner and hits a big running knee. Chavo with stomps on Cara now. Chavo gets hit with a dropkick and a botched arm drag takedown. More back and forth action. Chavo works on Cara's leg now.

Chavo goes to the top but Cara kicks him down to the floor outside the ring. Cara runs across the ring to the top and leaps off onto Chavo and the floor with a crossbody. Cara brings it back in the ring and hits a springboard hurricanrana. Cara gets pumped up now and hits Chavo with punches and kicks. Cara springboards from the ropes and hits a back elbow into Chavo. Arm drag by Cara and a kick to the head from the apron. Cara goes to the top and hits another crossbody for a 2 count.

Chavo fights back and goes for a powerbomb but Cara hangs onto his back. Cara escapes with an arm drag. Chavo goes for a back drop but Cara slides out. Cara with another botched head scissors takedown and the pin out of nowhere for the win.

Winner: Sin Cara

- WWE airs their new anti-bullying video.

- We go backstage with Todd Grisham, Randy Orton and Christian. Grisham says they've been respectful towards each other going into tonight. Christian says the World Title loss has to eat at him. Christian says he isn't mad at anybody. He says Randy didn't do anything he wouldn't have done himself. Christian is sure he will win the belt back tonight. Christian says Orton knows this deep down. Orton says Christian is one hell of a competitor but he beat him once and if he loses again... Christian says he won't lose again. Orton says when he fights a feel-good story, there is no happily ever after.

- We go to the ring and out comes Alberto Del Rio as Ricardo Rodriguez makes the introduction. Del Rio is driving a new Bentley tonight. Del Rio introduces himself. Del Rio wants to talk about destiny. He says the immigration problem in this part of the country is disgusting. Del Rio says thousands of illegal Canadians are crossing the border to America. The crowd boo's him. Del Rio says he's not upset that he isn't in the WWE Title match tonight because he knows he can make either Cena or Miz say "I Quit" with the armbreaker. He says it's only a matter of time before he's WWE Champion and there's nothing you can do because destiny can't be stopped. Big Show and Kane's music hit and out come the WWE Tag Team Champions to the ring. Kane tells Del Rio that he's already angry since the rapture didn't come yesterday but if Del Rio don't leave the ring, his destiny is to wind up just like McGillicutty and Otunga did in the back earlier. Show says that's a punch in the face. They back Del Rio out of the ring and here we go.

WWE Tag Team Title Match: CM Punk & Mason Ryan vs. Big Show and Kane

Out next come CM Punk and Mason Ryan. The bell ring and it's Punk starting off with Kane. Punk immediately tags in Ryan. They lock up and Ryan shoves Kane to the mat. Kane with a headlock but Ryan pushes out and drops him with a shoulder. Kane kicks Ryan in the gut and hits two big right hands. They run the ropes and Ryan catches Kane with a huge slam. Ryan with a big clothesline in the corner and a tag to Punk. Punk runs in but Kane drops him with a right hand and tags in Show.

Show drops Punk with a huge chop and then walks over top of him. Another chop in the corner. Show goes for another but Punk turns his back so Show chops his back. Show charges in the corner and Punk dropkicks his leg out. Ryan is tagged back in. He drops Show and goes to work on him with kicks and an elbow. Punk is tagged again and comes in for a 2 count. Punk goes for a headlock but Show lifts him up and applies a big bear hug. Show tags in Kane and holds Punk while Kane hits a big boot. Kane with a big splash in the corner and another. Kane hits the big sideslam for a 2 count.

Kane goes to the top for a big clothesline and comes down. He goes for a chokeslam. Ryan distracts the referee, allowing Punk to take back control. Kane ends up on the floor and gets decked by Punk, who is on longer the legal man. Ryan comes to the floor and rams Kane back into the apron. Ryan brings it back in the ring for a 2 count. Ryan works over Kane and tags back in Punk for some double teaming in the corner. Punk hits the running knee. He goes for the bulldog but Kane pushes him off. Punk dropkicks Kane's knee and gets a 2 count. Ryan is tagged in for some more double teaming, working on Kane's leg. Ryan scoops Kane on his shoulder and rams him back in the corner and then slams him on the mat. 2 count for Ryan. Ryan goes from a headlock to a bear hug. They go at it with shots in the middle of the ring now but Ryan scoops Kane up again. Kane pushes back out and hits a big suplex.

Punk is tagged in and he stops Kane from tagging. Punk goes to work on Kane with kicks now. Punk goes to the top rope but takes too long coming down. Kane takes control for a minute and tags in Show as Ryan comes in. Show runs over Ryan and takes him down with a big shoulder. Show grabs Ryan for a chokeslam. Punk comes off the top and gets grabbed by the throat also. They break the hold but Show clotheslines them. Kane comes in and clotheslines Punk to the floor. Kane and Show chokeslam Mason at the same time and Show covers for the win.

Winners: Kane and Big Show

- We go to ringside and the announcers hype next month's Capitol Punishment pay-per-view. They air a mock video of President Obama at a news conference. Reporters ask Obama different questions about WWE and they've put in clips of Obama answering other questions from news conferences.

WWE Divas Title Match: Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella

We go to the ring and out first comes WWE Divas Champion Brie Bella with her sister Nikki Bella. Out next comes the challenger Kelly Kelly. The bell rings and Brie strikes first. They go to the corner and Kelly wraps Brie over the ropes in a spider like move. Kelly drops Brie on her face on the apron. Kelly goes to the top and hits a crossbody from the top for a 2 count.

Kelly hits a stinkface but ends up down on the floor, allowing Nikki to get a cheap shot in. Brie stomps on Kelly's hand as she tries to get back in the ring. Brie brings Kelly up on the apron and drops her over the ropes. Brie drags Kelly in the ring for a 2 count. Brie works on Kelly's arm and continues the offense. Brie slams Kelly back to the mat and goes back to work on her arm.

Kelly finally makes a comeback and hits a Thesz Press. Kelly unloads on Brie and slams her face into the mat repeatedly. Kelly with a 2 count. They go at it and the Twins pull the switch out of nowhere. Nikki comes in, lays Kelly out and covers her for the win.

Winner: Brie Bella

- After the match, The Bellas make their way up the ramp as Cole exits his cube to go get ready for the Kiss My Foot match.

- We get a promo video for tonight's World Heavyweight Title match.

World Heavyweight Title Match: Christian vs. Randy Orton

We go to the ring and out first comes Christian. Out next is the World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton to a nice reaction. We get formal introductions before the bell.

They start the match and the crowd starts chanting. They lock up and Christian rolls Orton up for a 1 count. They lock up again and Orton applies a headlock. Orton takes Christian down with a shoulder and gets a 2 count. Another headlock by Orton now. Orton runs the ropes but Christian takes him down with a forearm. Christian with a dropkick from the second rope for a 2 count. Christian smacks Orton and runs the ropes. Orton drops him with a back elbow. Christian dumps Orton over the top rope and to the floor. Christian runs the ropes and hits a huge dropkick, knocking Orton back into the barrier.

Christian works Orton over on the floor and brings it back in the ring. Dueling chants for Orton and Christian from the crowd. Christian scoop slams Orton and applies a headlock. Orton fights out and ducks a clothesline. Christian connects with a dropkick for a 2 count. Christian takes Orton down and applies a chinlock from behind. Orton comes back with a standing dropkick. Christian slaps Orton coming out of the corner and goes up top. Orton knocks Christian down on the top and they trade right hands. Orton gets the upperhand and climbs up. Orton superplexes Christian back into the ring and gets a 2 count.

Orton goes back to work. Christian counters an uppercut with a backslide for a 2 count. Orton comes back with right hands and a kick to the face. Orton wth two clotheslines. Christian catches him with a big spinebuster for another 2 count. They both get up and trade big right hands in the middle of the ring. Christian with slaps and a big flying forearm. Christian with an inverted DDT for a 2 count. Christian goes to the top rope and comes down but Orton catches his legs for a 2 count. They trade pin attempts. Back to their feet until Orton beats Christian down. Orton goes for the Angle slam but Christian counters. Christian goes to the floor for the right hand but Orton blocks it. Orton goes for the second-rope DDT but it's countered also. Christian knocks Orton back and goes up top. Christian hits a big flying headbutt on Orton for a 2 count.

Orton gets up first and hits an uppercut and a backbreaker for another 2 count. Orton starts stomping on Christian and kicks him in the ribs. Orton with a big knee drop and another 2 count. Christian goes for the backslide but Orton tries for an RKO. Both countered. Orton applies a backwards Boston crab, a very different looking move, as Christian tries to make it to the ropes. Christian finally makes it and the hold is broken. They go back and forth in the corner. Christian dodges an RKO. Christian with a roll-up from the second rope for a close 2 count. They get up and Christian with a right hand. They counter each other on the ropes until Orton brings Christian in with the second rope DDT for a 2 count. Orton hits the mat and gets ready.

Orton goes for an RKO but Christian pushes him off. Christian starts calling for a spear and gets ready for it in the corner. Orton gets up and catches Christian, blocking the spear with a powerslam. 2 count by Orton. Orton stands over Christian now and then backs up for a punt kick. Orton charges with the punt but stops in mid-stride. Orton backs up for it again but Christian spears him. Christian covers Orton for a close 2 count. Christian is very frustrated now. Christian motions for the Killswitch but Orton blocks it and eventually hits the RKO for the win.

Winner: Randy Orton

- After the match, Orton poses as we go to replays. Orton tries to help Christian up but Christian pushes him off and goes to leave the ring. Christian comes back in and gets in Orton's face. Christian shakes Orton's hand and they embrace to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

- We get a video with recent highlights in the feud between Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler.

Kiss My Foot Match: Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler

The only way to win this one is by pinfall or submission. The loser must kiss the winners feet. We go to the ring and out first comes Jerry Lawler. Out next comes Michael Cole but he's limping and dressed in a suit. Cole takes the mic and has a prepared statement. Cole says he can't compete tonight because he's medically prohibited. Cole asks for Lawler's understanding and compassion, as well as the fans. Cole says his doctor won't let him compete because his athlete's foot has became infected, making it unsafe for Cole and Lawler. Cole hands the ref his doctor's note and the ref rips it up, calling for the bell.

Lawler unloads on Cole with right hands and beats him around the ring. Lawler hits a dropkick and Cole ends up on the floor. Lawler comes out after him but Cole takes a cheap shot and throws Lawler into the steps. Cole throws Lawler into the barrier and begins to take his shoe and sock off. Cole's foot is brown and horrible looking. Cole waves it in Lawler's face. Lawler grabs Cole's leg and punches him. Lawler throws Cole through his Colemine and down it goes.

Lawler brings it back in the ring and goes to the second rope. Lawler drops a big fist on Cole's face and covers him for the win.

Winner: Jerry Lawler

- After the match, Lawler starts taking his boot off but stops and thinks for a second. Lawler motions to the back and out comes Eve Torres. Eve climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a moonsault on Cole. Lawler takes his boot off now and the crowd chants for him. Lawler motions to the back again and out comes Jim Ross to a big pop. JR pulls out a bottle of BBQ sauce and pours it all over Cole's face. Cole escapes from the ring and goes to leave. Lawler wants him to come back and kiss his foot but Cole says no way. Cole takes a mic at the top of the ramp and says it may look like he lost tonight, but he didn't. Cole says he isn't a loser. He calls Lawler, JR and Eve losers. Cole says it doesn't matter what Lawler did, he never did and never will kiss his foot. Bret Hart's music hits and he comes out. Bret backs Cole down the ramp and towards the ring. Bret tosses Cole back into the ring and follows him in. Bret locks the Sharpshooter on Cole to a big pop from the crowd. As Cole is locked in, Lawler puts his foot in Cole's mouth. Lawler's music hits as Cole gags on the mat, still covered in BBQ sauce with his clothes torn. We go to replays. Bret, Lawler and Eve wave to the fans as Bret's music hits next. JR goes to commentary as Bret shakes hands with fans at ringside. Cole is now crying as he stumbles out of the ring.

- We get a promo video for tonight's WWE Title match.

I Quit Match for the WWE Title: The Miz vs. John Cena

We go to the ring and out first comes The Miz with Alex Riley right behind him. John Cena's music is up next and out comes the WWE Champion to a nice reaction from the crowd. We get formal introductions from Justin Roberts and here we go.

The bell rings and Miz takes the mic. He mentions there are no rules in an I Quit Match except one must say they quit. Miz says he can use weapons on Cena but Riley can also. Riley enters the ring and stands beside Miz, ready to go. Miz lets Cena have the chance to go ahead and quit now. Cena says hell no. Miz charges and Cena ducks. Cena unloads on Miz and Riley, going back and forth between the two. Cena with a big bulldog on Miz and a gutwrench. Cena locks on the STF but Riley breaks it up. Riley goes to work on Cena now.

Miz and Riley start working Cena over now. Riley charges but Cena dumps him to the floor. Cena unloads on Miz with shoulders and a back drop. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Miz and goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Miz slides out and hits a neckbreaker. Miz goes for the Skull Crushing Finale but Cena counters with an Attitude Adjustment. Riley comes in and decks Cena with the briefcase. Riley starts smacking Cena with the case now.

Riley and Miz continue the double team now. They hit him with a double powerbomb from the top. The ref checks on Cena but he's not ready to quit. They throw Cena out to the floor. More double teaming on the floor with Cena being rammed hard back into the barrier. He's still not ready to quit.

They continue to beat Cena on the floor but he won't quit. Riley and Miz take apart the announcer's table and beat him down with the monitors. Cena still won't quit. He finally fights back but Miz throws him into the steel steps. Miz drops Cena's face onto the steel steps with a DDT. Miz puts the mic in Cena's face this time but he still won't quit. Riley lifts the steel steps up. Miz tells Cena that Riley is going to slam them into his ribs if he doesn't quit. Cena tells him to go to hell. Riley slams the steps into Cena's side. The ref checks on Cena again but he won't quit. Riley holds Cena's arms from the ring while he's on the floor. Miz grabs a kendo stick. He tells Cena to go ahead and quit. Cena tells him he hits like a girl. Miz cracks Cena in the ribs repeatedly with the kendo stick. Cena still won't quit.

Miz unloads on Cena's ribs with the kendo stick again and Cena falls to the floor. Still no quitting from Cena. Another kendo shot from Miz. They go back to double teaming Cena now, beating him up the ramp and towards the cars on stage. Miz suplexes Cena onto the stage. The ref checks on Cena but he won't quit. Miz hits Cena with a running kick to the face and Cena rolls off the stage and onto the concrete floor. Cena still won't say it. Riley holds Cena while Miz gets a belt from a production worker. Miz threatens to whip Cena with the strap unless he quits. Cena tells him he has a strap but no nuts. Miz whips Cena in the back repeatedly with the strap. Cena still won't quit. Miz whips Cena several more times but Cena won't give up. Miz tells Riley go to get him a chair from the ring. Miz takes Cena back to the ramp. Cena drops him with a right hand and slams Riley into the ringpost. Miz comes up and decks Cena and then hits him with the steel chair.

Miz brings Cena and the chair in the ring. Cena gets up and fights Miz off. Riley comes in but Cena throws him and he hits the ref. The referee goes down. Miz comes back from behind on Cena and lays him out with a DDT. Miz props the chair up in the ropes and lays Cena's face into it with a Skull Crushing Finale. Cena still won't quit. Miz goes to some Cena fans at ringside and asks him if he wants to Cena go through more pain. Miz tells the kid to tell Cena to quit. The kid says never, not any day. Miz tells the kid to look what he's done to Cena and kicks him. Miz yells at the kid some more now and says he won't stop until Cena quits. Miz tells the kid to tell Cena to quit again. Another kid tells Miz to quit first. Miz decks Cena in the head with the mic. Miz threatens to beat Cena repeatedly with a chair until he quits. Miz tells him he can't win this match. Cena tells Miz the kids are smarter than him. As Cena is laying halfway through the barrier, Miz cracks him in the head with a chairshot. Riley holds the mic to Cena's mouth and says "I quit." This is supposed to be Cena saying it but it sounded like Riley. The bell rings and the referee goes for the belt at ringside. The referee sees a cell phone at ringside and plays audio on it. The referee says no to the decision and comes back in the ring to argue with Miz and Riley. He plays the audio from Riley's phone into the mic and exposes their trick. The referee restarts the match.

Miz holds Cena while Riley charges with the belt. Cena ducks and lays Riley through the announcer table with an Attitude Adjustment. Cena looks at Miz and starts smiling. Cena takes off his own belt and starts whipping Miz over and over with it. Miz runs up the ramp but Cena beats him with the strap the whole way. Miz tries to go backstage but Cena pulls him back. Cena locks on the STF on the stage and Miz says "I Quit" to end the match.

Winner: John Cena

- After the match, we get replays. Cena poses with the WWE Title on the stage as they show more replays. Over the Limit goes off the air with Cena saluting the crowd and raising the WWE Title

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ABSURDITY OF IT ALL - Over The Limit: Cena Gets Tortured Like Rambo, Christian Chants For Beer?, "WWE: Stop Bullying By Beating Up The Bullies"

May 23, 2011 - 12:20:30 PM


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By Shane McKinley, PWTorch absurdity specialist

“Confuse what you can of the ending
And revise your despise so impending
'Cause I soak on the wrath
That you didn't quite mask”
-“Chalk Dust Torture” by Phish

“How I spent my weekend” by Jimmy (R-Truth's invisible friend).

On Saturday, my family sold all of their belongings because the world was supposed to end or something.

Then, on Sunday, I saw John Cena get tortured like Rambo.

It was a weird weekend.

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What’s odder: That R-Truth speaks to invisible kids or that it came as a shock that his music didn’t play when he won the opening match. I’m looking forward to the next nutty thing he says, but sometimes his shtick does go on a bit long. But, hey, the man’s insane.

Todd Grisham, happy to be starring in “The Hangover 2,” is here to ask some dumb backstage questions to The Miz. To be honest, I was expecting WWE to go to some elaborate stunt, but torturing Cena, hey, that makes everybody happy. You'll be happy, too, if you pick up the 3-disc collection of WWE's EntertainmentMania.





Maybe ratings are down across the board because of annoying Michael Cole commentary? Readers have emailed me saying that they play music during muted Smackdown. Whenever Cole goes overboard, I cue up Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb.” On this PPV, Cole was screaming, "Shad up little Jimmy!" like an addict and I was receiving no pain.

It’s Seattle, and, according to WWE, the only interesting thing people in Seattle do is throw dead fish. Nothing odd about Mikey Cole rubbing his feet in dead fish for his foot fetish match with Jerry Lawler.

Video package of Corre vs. Ezekiel Jackson: Corre runs in and kicks the crap out of Zeke. PPV match of Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson: Ditto. Sometimes it feels like I'm watching the fourth re-run of the same WWE segment.

Give a round of applause for Zeke for doing all of those bodyslams. We know that when Mason Ryan actually does a suplex, that’s a sign of the Apocalypse. Mason Ryan might as well be wearing water-wings in the ring.

Here’s hoping C.M. Punk stays with WWE. That dude is entertaining with his antics on the ring apron.

WWE’s anti-bully campaign: “Know how you stop bullying? Beat up the bullies." Then, you see Big Show destroying Francis's face with his fist. Message delivered.

Sin Cara’s got his own unique push and ring lights. Isn’t that special. His moves impress the impressionable, but older fans are getting bored with the same Sin Cara moves they’ve seen over and over. I wish they would pick up the pace with Sin Cara.

Alberto Del Rio and Kane cracking jokes? I likie. Not so much of a fan of overshadowing the mid-card titles by pumping up a foot match, though.

WWE’s next PPV, Capitol Punishment, will be the “political” one. Personally, I would like to see a “Republicans vs. Democrats” match (with the Red vs. Blue brands replacing the Bragging Rights PPV) featuring WWE stars, although, the average wrestler will tend to be Republican (or Libertarian like Apocalyptic Kane) because they don’t want to lose their money. But, when it comes to discussing politics, WWE will stick to crass jokes and have big ears on an Obama impersonator. Let’s throw out a big bag of money to Batista and see if he shows up in his hometown, eh?

About the Divas match: Did Kharma miss her flight? No Kharma in a divas match? Swerve, losers! Heh heh! I'm a bit surprised the smart, sexy, and powerful Divas haven’t yet brought back-up to their matches yet. How about the "sexy, powerful, and possibly brain damaged Divas?"

Oh man, how good was that Orton-Christian match? It was even better than their Smackdown one. My favorite part was when Christian went to do a sunset flip and Orton was waiting for him with a RKO (the finish to the Smackdown match), but Christian countered it. Something clicked in my brain and went, “Hey, these guys scouted each other. And, hey, following this storyline on television is important.” The match was crisp, concise, and was really, really enjoyable to watch.

Although, why did crazy Christian with spittle on his mouth start freaking out and yelling out for “beer?” I don't get it. Maybe he was really thirsty. Or maybe he was chanting “deer” because he saw a deer in the stands? Please help.





How do you define payoff: Michael Cole, covered in JR’s BBQ sauce, in a sharpshooter by Bret Hart, while sucking Jerry Lawler’s foot. Anything more added to that situation and you would have to pay extra. I wonder if with the proposed Cole-Eve feud they’ll paint Cole as a scumbag sexist.

While Orton-Christian was red-hot, this wasn’t much of a WWE PPV. How do you save a lagging WWE PPV? Have some good ol' fashioned John Cena torture.











Even though Miz lost, he still won something, as laid out by Jim Ross in the script. Those “wrap-up” lines usually tell you, “Hey, dummy, this is what we were shooting for” (and it’s also a writer’s chance to shine with cheesy lines like “Randy Orton has slithered his way to the top of food chain"). The wrap-up line for Miz-Cena was that we saw a truly evil side of Miz, but Cena never gives up.

Dude, Cena’s skin could be flayed off his body and he wouldn’t give up. Even when it turned into a handicap match, everyone knew Cena would still win. What made the match interesting was the uncomfortable torture Miz put Cena through. I especially liked Miz taunting Cena about how he was going to cave in his skull with fire hydrants and such, and Miz yelling at the little Cena pukesters in the front row was memorable. The match was a worthy addition to the Cena “I Quit” matches (available next Tuesday at Best Buy), and there have been worse “Cena faces impossible odds, but overcomes” matches.

Truly, in this article, the absurdity was pushed...over the limit.

That’s it for me. Back to watching Savage matches.

Absurd Over The Limit Verdict: In The Middle Of Absurdity

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Glad to hear Christian and Orton put on a good match. I am interested to see what they do with Christian from here on out.

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I would say Christian is still in the title picture, I am thinking we get a 4-way at the next ppv between, Orton-Christian-Mark Henry-Sheamus, just going off the last Smackdown.

I was a little suprised, no Kharma last night, She wasn't on the Smackdown before the ppv, maybe just to have a women's match end and be over, but she's on every week and not on the ppv, a little suprised.

During the Cole-Lawler match, no Swagger, listening to the post radio show, they said Bret Hart took Swagger's spot. So where does Swagger go from here.

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From what I've read here, he's lost twice straight up to Orton. No way he can be in any title picture for the time being. You would weaken the title (and Orton) if Christian just sort of hapened to win. Unless Christian turns heel, then it works...

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