The new and improved Maryse thread

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:48 pm

the maryse nsfw version is here:
viewtopic.php?f=88&t=41161

Maryse or Kelly Kelly? Does it really matter?

DegenerateDave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:53 pm

I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:38 pm

DegenerateDave wrote:

I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.

Really Dave just a tad. Really now . Really? I think she is one of the hottest of all time and knows it.

DegenerateDave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:42 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

DegenerateDave wrote:

I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.

Really Dave just a tad. Really now . Really? I think she is one of the hottest of all time and knows it.

If I said "way hotter" than Kelly Kelly than it would seem like I thought Kelly Kelly wasn't attractive and she clearly is very attractive. But Maryse - yeah, she's easy on the eyes.

I might have to redo my top 5 Divas and move some people down to put Maryse higher.

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:23 pm

Is it wrong to want her to win just so I can see her covering up the other girl so erotically?

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:19 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it wrong to want her to win just so I can see her covering up the other girl so erotically?

absolutely not. it was the highlight of raw last night.

i just wish i could replace that corndog with my ......

i figure they are hard to compare, both blondes but different builds and looks. Kelly would break in half, Maryse looks pretty naughty, can't go wrong either way.

i also just realized Test is pretty awesome, he banged Keibler and Kelly Kelly.

Colonel Angus · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:16 pm

Test was pretty awesome Bob. Moment of silence for Andrew Martin...

...thank you.

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:03 pm

Reasons number 34 - 36

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:06 pm

WresteMania Bump with some new pics. And dont forget the nsfw version: viewtopic.php?f=88&t=41161

(last pic demonstrates how hot she is when compared to other "hot" chicks).

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:13 pm

I don't think the Bellas' are that hot and there is something about Kellys smile that turns me off.

jackref · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:24 pm

You are a very thorough man Mr. Loblaw. Thank you.

kujoe_7 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:28 pm

to bad the "E" won't let the divas in playboy anymore......

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:30 pm

jackref wrote:

You are a very thorough man Mr. Loblaw. Thank you.

No problem its satisfying work. Lets all thank Maryse.

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:52 pm

bump.I refuse to let this off the first page

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:00 am

A7X · **Posted:** Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:21 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

bump

Thank you!

Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:26 pm

A7X wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

bump

Thank you!

Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.

She already posed.

A7X · **Posted:** Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:29 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

A7X wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

bump

Thank you!

Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.

She already posed.

When?

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:38 am

Good call, Chas, I haven't checked this one over in awhile. No such thing as too much Maryse.

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 11:02 am

Looks like Maryse is making a comeback, she was slipping a little. First 6 are from wwe mexico tour last week with rosa

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 12:24 pm

Maryse looks better in those pictures with the sunglasses on... IMHO she has a bit of a masculine face, and when combined with the fake boobs it gives you that whole barbie doll thing which is just.... blargh.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some internet superhero sitting here claiming that I'd spurn her advances out of some sort of holistically otherworldly standards for cockworthy genome receptacles... but if we're going to sit here and discuss the hottest of the hot, I'd rather go for someone a bit more natural / less synthetic than Maryse, who definitely registers in the ballpark on the Beth Ostrowsky horse-o-meter.

THEE GOLDEN STANDARD:

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 12:27 pm

OK you know what, I have to admit two things:

1) when i say she registers on the beth ostrosky horse-o-meter she's a 1-1.5 whereas beth, the golden mare, is a perfect 10.

2) in this picture posted earlier, without the pretense of a photo-shoot where she's just looking younger and more natural (i.e. no drawn-on eyebrows) she looks her best.... also that's prolly why i like the sunglasses pictures the best, as they're just her out in public covering up a chunk of her lightly-masculine face and without all the makeup and lighting and photoshopping and airbrushing and whatnot... but yeah, the maryse in this forthcoming picture is one who i'd give up a nut to have a proper weekend with:

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 12:30 pm

second addendum:

in defense of me, tell me that her face doesn't look like a man's face in this picture... IM(H/C)O (in my humble/correct opinion) when you've gotta start picking and choosing angles to avoid having thee target of your lust look like a man, it's a sign that her looks are slipping and she's under the knife a bit much.

she looks like a retarded transvestite paris hilton drag queen in this picture.

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Sat May 28, 2011 1:58 pm

Actually, she has quite a few things that aren't at the top of my list (bad hair color, sometimes the tan is too orange, hair extensions that run down to the crack of her ass, etc), but I don't see the man-face thing. What I think makes her sexy is the the stuff that doesn't show up in the pictures like her french accent and the way she moves, the way she talks, etc. like this

and her ass. quite a nice ass.

the maryse nsfw version gives a good indication on how bad the tit job is. I can't stand bad boob jobs that are disproportionate for the girls frame.
viewtopic.php?f=88&t=41161

It seems as technology improves, fake tits are getting worse. My personal favorites: Karen Angle

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:18 pm

what a sad, sad day. I was hoping when she came back, they'd pair her up with the Miz to make him happy. She actually seems to be getting hotter in the more recent pics.

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:14 pm

Thanks Bob I needed that

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:19 pm

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:11 pm

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:57 pm

In the wake of the Swagger news, some new Maryse is in order. From the House of Maryse 2013 Swim Collection

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:01 pm

Wow,I went to the web site. Wow

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