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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:41 am 
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Sox vs Sawx, that means Tessie, annoying accents, Fatass Jenks, and Fenway Pahk

Boston is red hot coming into this series, which pretty much means the Sox are fucked. Oh well.

Today: Jake Peavy (1-0, 3.00 ERA) vs Jon Lester (7-1, 3.36 ERA)
Tuesday: Phil Humber (3-3, 2.85 ERA) vs Alfredo "Byrd Killer" Aceves (2-0, 2.22 ERA)
Wednesday: Gavin Floyd* (5-5, 3.69 ERA) vs Tim Wakefield (2-1, 4.14 ERA)

*edited Per Hawk on the broadcast

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:34 am 
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Which Carmine will the Hawk Talk about most?
Yaz
Tony Conigliaro
Carlton Fisk
Jim Lonborg
Luis Tiant
Johnny Pesky

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Hawk could have the "Big one" this weekend will talking Ted Williams?

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:39 am 
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Which Carmine will the Hawk Talk about most?
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Johnny Pesky


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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:03 pm 
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Might not be as bad as folks think. Sox usually hit Wakefield pretty well, Lester will be a problem and Aceves is unproven. Its their pitching keeping Boston's red hot lineup at bay that will be the issue. Fun times sure to ensue.

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:15 pm 
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Lineup tonight:

1. Pierre, LF
2. Ramirez, SS
3. Quentin, DH
4. Konerko, 1B
5. Pierzynski, C
6. Rios, CF
7. Lillibridge, RF
8. Beckham, 2B
9. Morel, 3B

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:18 pm 
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No Dunn,what is Oswaldo an idiot :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:24 pm 
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Sox roughin up Lester

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Doing what cancer couldn't do.

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 8:33 pm 
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That was a HUGE strikeout. Jake may not think so but 3 runs in 6 innings with the way that team is swinging the bats is pretty damn good. It sure would be nice if they can tack a few more on.


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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 8:49 pm 
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He should be happier with 3 runs in 7 innings. I can't believe Ozzie ran him out but I seem to say that every game. I guess I have to realize Ozzie is going to ride his starters as far as they will take him.


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Good win.
Apparently it is a good thing to bench Adam Dunn.

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:35 pm 
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Every player in the Adam Dunn-less lineup had at least 1 hit in last night's 7-3 White Sox winner over the Red Sox. The lineup doesn't come out for at least 2 hours or so, but I'll be interested to see where we'll find the "Strikeout Machine" vs. no-name righty Alfredo Aceves, not to mention knuckleballer and someone we've all heard of, Tim Wakefield, in the matinee tomorrow.


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:12 pm 
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Good win last night, they are finally able to jump over a pitcher having a rough night. Hopefully Humber keeps doing what he has been doing tonight.

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The lineup is in for the second of three tonight at Fenway vs. the Red Sox. These are the guys who will deal with Boston's Alfredo Aceves come 6p this eve:

1 Juan Pierre LF
10 Alexei Ramirez SS
20 Carlos Quentin RF
14 Paul Konerko 1B
12 A.J. Pierzynski C
51 Alex Rios CF
32 Adam Dunn DH
15 Gordon Beckham 2B
22 Brent Morel 3B


Phil Humber, not Gavin Floyd, gets the start for Ozzie's White Sox. Floyd and knuckleballer Tim Wakefield toe the rubber come 12:35p tomorrow.


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:24 pm 
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I need nicknames!

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:25 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
I need nicknames!

Please see the first post when I referred to tonight's starter as "The Byrd Killer".

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:27 pm 
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You don't count boyd.

I need the daily lineup nicknames to feel good aboot the Sox chances.

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SHARK wrote:
The lineup is in for the second of three tonight at Fenway vs. the Red Sox. These are the guys who will deal with Boston's Alfredo Aceves come 6p this eve:

1 Juan "A Hit, A Run w/2 Strikeouts!" Pierre LF
10 Alexei "2 Hits, 2 RBI's" Ramirez SS
20 Carlos "1 Hit, 1 Run, 1 RBI" Quentin RF
14 Paul "Took Jon Lester Deep" Konerko 1B
12 A.J. "Drove in the First 2 Last Night" Pierzynski C
51 Alex "What's Wrong with..."Rios CF
32 Adam "The Strikeout Machine" Dunn DH
15 Gordon "Got a Hit and a Noticeable Shiner" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "Platoon This, Ozzie!" Morel 3B


Phil "I'm Not Intimidated by the Red Sox Lineup" Humber, not Gavin Floyd, gets the start for Ozzie's White Sox. Floyd and knuckleballer Tim Wakefield toe the rubber come 12:35p tomorrow.


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Rios did have a big hit last night.

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HossasSlavicRage wrote:
Rios did have a big hit last night.

I stand corrected...Alex Rios is now hitting a robust .206 this season following his 1-for-5 night.


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Started a rally, but he needs to get going. I think he will be fine.

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SHARK wrote:
SHARK wrote:
The lineup is in for the second of three tonight at Fenway vs. the Red Sox. These are the guys who will deal with Boston's Alfredo Aceves come 6p this eve:

1 Juan "A Hit, A Run w/2 Strikeouts!" Pierre LF
10 Alexei "2 Hits, 2 RBI's" Ramirez SS
20 Carlos "1 Hit, 1 Run, 1 RBI" Quentin RF
14 Paul "Took Jon Lester Deep" Konerko 1B
12 A.J. "Drove in the First 2 Last Night" Pierzynski C
51 Alex "What's Wrong with..."Rios CF
32 Adam "The Strikeout Machine" Dunn DH
15 Gordon "Got a Hit and a Noticeable Shiner" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "Platoon This, Ozzie!" Morel 3B


Phil "I'm Not Intimidated by the Red Sox Lineup" Humber, not Gavin Floyd, gets the start for Ozzie's White Sox. Floyd and knuckleballer Tim Wakefield toe the rubber come 12:35p tomorrow.


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 6:10 pm 
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Adam Dunn woo woo

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DJ with a good call.

"I don't ever want to see our guys bunt again"

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Bacon with a single. Error
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 6:44 pm 
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Nice start. Umber looks good once again here in the early goings.

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