You....

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Supposedly Paulie will be available later in the game... hopefully they don't need to use him.

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" THis poster said it's 90% that Bernstein goes national. He put a percentage on it. " - Beardown

AJ threw someone out. Beers all around!

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Should have two except the dumbest manager in the history of offensive baseball took Morel off base fifteen seconds before Pierre had a 98% chance to walk. Tweet about that, you fuckin' buffoon!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Charlie Furbush...by cracky

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The Morel run looming ever larger. Don't blame the relievers. Blame the scoring opps killed by a brain-dead manager.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sox should have scored 10 runs off that kid before he departed.

Agreed.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That escalated quickly...

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AJ has thrown out 2 runners!

In the same game!!

An historic achievement.

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Frodo Lillibridge!

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Nice shot Frodo, but that would have been much more useful during your last at bat

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Frodo!

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And his first hit off of a lefty is....and infield single

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Am I drunk, or did Adam Dunn just have an infield hit?

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Lillibridge with a homer and Dunn with an infield single.

Completely normal.

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Come on, Peeps. That had to be as frustrating to you as it was to me. Everyone in the ballpark knew he was going to walk Pierre. Morel was going to be on second in a few seconds anyway. Why the fuck would he run him? Anyway, I've taken a deep breath now. Maybe Quentin doesn't hit the homer if Morel stays on base, Who knows? The whole inning is different. I just think all the running is dumb, even if they were good at it. Which they aren't.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It was. I'm drinking and I thought of the Anchorman line.

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The Sox should have at least 9 runs so far. I sure hope the 'pen is in lockdown mode tonite.

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Motherfuck!

No runs with the bases loaded and no outs.

Fucking Guillen! Bunt or something.


Oh wait....

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The Sox might set a record. I don't know if someone keeps this. But it would be most base runners with the fewest runs.

11-2 Rangers is a final.


I really hope the 'pen can hold this lead because this would be a big game to win.

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Funny, Hawk is going into this "I've never seen this" with the runners left. I think he's right. Like I said, we might set a record. Maybe it's already a record for 5 innings. Quentin hit the 3 run homer with 2 outs to save a disaster of men left on base.

Thanks for the ticket stuff.

Fuckin' guy has got a 12+ ERA and the Sox are gonna go up and out in order.

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You can always feel better that you aren't Cubs fans regardless if your bullpens holds this or not

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Team Cutler.

Thornton has faced 4 batters, and all 4 have hit the ball right on the screws.

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Well lets see what the Tigers do with baserunners...

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I'm talking to myself here...


Hellava play by Pierre there. Another ball that was smoked though.

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good god, Santos is filthy. You can't hit that pitch.

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