I tried looking for the old thread with this title to no avail.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present this:
In a long line of obnoxious McDonalds ads, this might top the list of most insufferable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn2phZO0ks

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with you completely on this one, SD, and i think that one douchebag is from one of the state farm commercials. i'm sick to death of seeing these morons in commercials. in a few years he'll most likely be in a bud light or miller lite commercial.

every time i think i've forgiven mcd's enough to go back after 7 years, i see shit like this and continue my personal ban.

"Get me a binky for baby Bron Bron"

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The more I see that Erik Kuselias-like creep in the GEICO commercials asking us "Could switching to GEICO save you 15% or more on car insurance?" and then asking us a stupid question after that, the more I want to smack him with a baseball bat! Also, enough already with that Flo character from Progressive Insurance. She's neither funny nor entertaining!

Also, why is Alex Baldwin all over my TV? I know he's still on "30 Rock", but he's doing a New Era Cap commercial where he punches what appeared to be a Red Sox fan in the face, not to mention doing a Capital One commercial...You know..."What's in your wallet?"

Most of those Geico commercials are hilarious, SHARK.

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I honestly don't even remember what they are selling but I really can't stand the commercial with the guy who starts the flash mob by himself and starts dancing in the train station by himself. I dont know why but the audio of him dancing really makes my ears unhappy.

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I know what you are referring, Phil. It's a commercial for AT&T, and it's bad on both counts.

Informative BITE!

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On the SCR stream there is a commercial featuring Maya Angelou discussing white roses and her box.

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by cracky?

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Has anyone seen the commercial for "5 Seconds to Glory"? It's the one where a fat guy listens to his wife and then gets a new Klondike Chocolate Mint ice cream bar...

Yes sir.

Shallow and pedantic.

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Fun fact: 5 seconds to glory is also what I call my lovemaking sessions

The More you Know!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

Yo Douchebag- you've never heard of a coffee maker?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

That guy's hair looks ridiculous. He's about as punchable as their "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee..." guy.

Speaking of hair, the guy in the Arby's "Good Mood Food" commercials has a creepy haircut and the way he sings the tagline is irritating.

I can't PTFB fast enough when I hear one of Colin Cowherd's commercials. His voice displeases me. There is nothing about him that makes him an attractive spokesman. Yet he does a lot of spots, so what the fuck do I know?

There's a new White Castle commercial for their new burgers and fries with bacon crumbles and ranch dressing or something like that. The way the guy says "crumbles" is annoying.

Colin Cowherd's annoying, even when ESPN Radio 1000's forced to air those commercials of his when "Waddle & Silvy" are on locally.

A gardner as I understand it, plants trees and shrubs...

Each line is most painful. You might be able to spruce the commercial up if you had Maya read that MR. HOTSHOT HOTSHOT commercial and have the HOTSHOT trick tell me about the wonderful roses.

'Miller Lite Guards'

awfulawfulawfulawfulawful. Fuck you, fuck your shitty beer, and fuck your annoying ass song and commercials.

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When you buy a new car...

From a new car store....

You get a great deal...




What the fuck is this even a commercial for? New Car dealers in general?

This is crazy talk. Great commercial.

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It was good. Since I've seen it about 480 times, its become annoying. Seems like every other commercial break I see that damn thing.

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The flash mob guy in the train station that they show 50 times diring the Sox games.

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It's confusing because you have it wrong.

'When you buy a used car, from a new car store....' It is for a dealership that wants you to buy your new and used cars from them.

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I was working on my yard all weekend and, in all seriousness, I could not stop repeating in my head "that's what a gardener does...a gardener...as I understand it...". Over and frickin' over again - it nearly drove me to madness.

That line alone drives me crazy.

Is she not supposed to be one of the great wordsmiths of our time? Our own national poet fit for Presidents and Oprah? And, yet, she apparently does not have a clear understanding of what a gardener does?

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You know me like that.

GRAB SOME BUDS!

Ugh.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

You should see her box...

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Danica Patrick's GoDaddy.com commercials are bad enough as is, but they recently added someone who looks like Jillian Michaels from "The Biggest Loser" as a second "GoDaddy Girl". The premise is still very much the same and just as annoying!

That is Jillian SHARK.

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