Yeah, sorry about all this. I have probably texted Hawkeye "I miss u and love u" every day since we broke up....mixed in with some stupid drunk messages that I have apologized for." This is the only time I have had any sort of response except when he knew my dog died.

So, I happen to find this post where he calls me "psycho" and allude to the fact that I was the reason he was "ruined for 9 mos." It hasn't been a fun time for me either.

If I am missing someone I really loved and JUST WANTED TO TRY TO GET BETTER, then call me a psycho.

So tell me, Hawk says he was 30 lbs overweight, and you made him sound like he was a stunt double for Calista Flockhart. What's the deal?

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hawkeye may have started as The Machinist, but it sounds like he went through some Harsh Times, he then went out into The New World and told BlackCastle I'm Not There. They are now Public Enemies and she's The Fighter as you can see by her posting The Last Photograph.

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Can't be stealing storylines from the past season of American Chopper like that.

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He was skinny, I think he is healthy now, not overweight. I am just glad he is healthy now.

These two will be married in 14 months.

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The best part about this thread is that Mac is going to scan the board and see that North is kicking the shit out of the topic that bears his name.

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Blackcastle, I feel like the door is open for Hawkeye. Now, you know most men are fairly worthless. We mow, and like fix shit but for domestic purposes, you're better off training a cat to do chores than a man. I mean, our underwear will be on the floor. Our socks will probably be right next to our pants on the floor of the bedroom too. We can't help it. It's genetically encoded. That being said, I think that we can reach a happy medium here.
You're apparently well funded. Hawkeye seems to need extra attention. You can hire a maid, or Free Ajent, to clean up once a week for less that $200 a month. That's a bargain for a stud like Hawk, and the main point of contention is eliminated. He CAN be lazy and smoke on a chair, and you can be happy along side him doing that because Ajent is cleaning up see?
I see this as a win win for all three of you.

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I just found a picture of how Hawkeye originally injured his foot.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

But what about "This Guy"? Do you think he has any idea his girlfriend is texting declarations of love to her ex every day, then going on messageboards and posting pictures of them and etc? You figure he's having a hard enough time with the 2011 White Sox, but how's he going to react when he finds out about this?

You need to come up with a scenario where he gets a little something something too. I think he's the REAL victim in all of this.

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I've heard that Ajent doesn't clean jizz stains though. There could be a problem.

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Ajent would probably have no qualms about giving the business to the ol' mother-in-law, either. win-win-win. Win.

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He can have cubbiegirlshamus.

I completely disagree.

See the last 10 minutes of Coming To America for my explaination.

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After further review, I need to see pics of the mother in law!!

Also why Blackcastle? Is your castle black?

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Alone and confused

I was thinking that and about to include it in my post, but then I got to thinking... he clearly is cool with the crazy thing, but he's no slouch... if he's gonna deal with some insanity issues, he's at least going to get some excitement out of hitting that.

With CGS, I think his dick would develop cancer just to spare him the years of therapy that would result from forcing yourself to grab the GPS and navigate that on a regular basis.

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This is actually a very good question. Why did you choose this name?

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Wow. I gotta give credit where it's due. That was great.

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Because she secretly likes guys like me.

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I wish

Provided he changed the 3 things I asked him to change.

I KNEW the door was still open.

Hawk... hawk... cmon.... KAAA MAAAAHN!

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1. Smoking
2. Inactivity
3. His mom

Do I have these 3 things correct?

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There's hope. Perhaps he sees the work that this involves and has decided it's worth it. Finding someone to spend the rest of your life with is not easy. He knows that. You two will be okay eventually, I think.

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My experience on either side is that once a mother in law is totally in, it's something one must deal with (or get divorced)

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This is funny

A man is pretty much who he is and isn't going to change nor should you ask him to change. I'm almost positive you knew who he was when you first got with him, so what's the deal now?? Why do you fucking women think that you are going to be able to CHANGE a man? If you don't accept him for who he is, than it's not going to work, period!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I though YourMom was married to Meat

This is thread of the year material.

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1) Shave
2) Beat anorexia
3) Have two working feet

I don't blame him for saying no to that.

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