Do you predict the sun rising in the east on either of these days too?

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wow, randy wells fucking blows.

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Randy Wells can't seem to find the strike zone early on. I wonder if SCORE Producer Herb Lawrence's buddy Edwin "Der Kommisar" Jackson will have the same trouble in the bottom of this 1st with 2 runs already on the board...

Great fundamentals by the Cubs (not). Castro covers 2nd on Pierre's steal/hit-and-run (when he should have stayed at SS and let the 2nd baseman cover), allowing Morel's hit to get past him. Then Fukudome throws home on a play he had no chance to get Pierre tagging, allowing Morel to advance to 2nd and score on AJ's hit.

These guys SUCK!

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Gordon Beckham just missed his 8th homer...A double will do.

He's been swingin it, SHARKY.

The Hawkaroo going off on Moneyball again and Stoney agreeing with every word.

Good call Stone on that Starlin won't hit .300 or stick at SS

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Team Cutler.

Game is tied on the RBI double by Darwin Barney. It's 2-2 in the bottom 3rd, and I'm not sure that either starting pitching is long for this ballgame...

He'll be half right.

It's 3-2 Cubs after 3 following a sac fly off the bat of Aramis Ramirez to score Darwin Barney.

Dagummit!

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After a shaky 1st inning, Randy Wells has now retired 8 in a row and the Cubs maintain a 3-2 lead over the White Sox after 3 and a half...

Keep em coming SHARK. Which broadcast are you listening too?

Right now, it's the one on The SCORE & The TOYOTA Chicago White Sox Radio Network. I know that if you want Harrelson & Stone, it's Comcast SportsNet this afternoon, while Kasper & Brenly are on the WGNs. Tomorrow, FOX Sports is sending us Marv's kid, Kenny Albert, and onetime ex-Cub Eric Karros to Wrigley. The roles will be reversed Sunday with WGN carrying the Sox feed and CSN the Cubs...

Make it 11 in a row retired by Cub starter Randy Wells...3-2 Cubs and halfway home.

These assholes are making another bum look like Cy Fucking Young. Bad at bat after bad at bat after bad at bat......

Just tell me when Juan Pierre gets the game winning RBI. Thanks...

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Randy Wells appears to have settled down considerably, Keyser. He wasn't long for this ballgame after the White Sox scored twice in the 1st and Gordon Beckham doubled in the 2nd. That seems like a long, long time ago...

Yeah, but it's Randy Wells. Probably got winded after the ground out. Expect some WSOX fireworks this inning.

For fuck sake did he even throw 4 pitches that inning?? Fuck

No sooner does Brent Morel get a single, he's erased on a double play by Carlos Quentin and Paul Konerko makes the last out in the top 6th on a ground out to Aramis Ramirez. 3 pitches, Cubs continue to lead the White Sox 3-2 after 5 and a half.

He's only thrown 21 pitches in the last 3 innings?? That's a fucking joke. This guy has walked 19 in 36 innings and these fuckheads keep swinging at the first pitch. Great game plan assholes.

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Aramis Ramirez has left the building...A homer, that is. Cubs 4, White Sox 2 after 6 at Wrigley.

Alexei just left the yard...A two-run homer ties the ballgame at 4 here in the top 7th. YES!

I have to stop being so pessimistic.

Ding. It's Randy Wells.

They hit and run and avoided hitting into their 77 double play of the year. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Dunn announced as a pinch-hitter for Edwin Jackson. Unless the White Sox take the lead, "Der Kommissar" won't get a decision today.