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What do we got?
For example, Grantland.com's Bill Simmons offers a player incentive plan that would include an "All-Star" ranking after two years and a "Franchise" ranking after three. Article can be found here:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6749669/if-ruled-nba-worldI'm not in love with that idea, but it would at least somewhat address the Baron Davis' of the NBA who are "comically overpaid".
This is easily...easily...the stupidest thing Simmons has ever written. I'm not even an NBA person and I can spot several obvious problems.
First, the movie Dave sucked. Everything about it sucked. Half the things Dave did were wildly unconstitutional (the cabinet doesn't just line item veto a bunch of shit, and they're not going to do it to save the first lady's BS spending). Then, the big send off at the end is that Dave proposes a federal jobs program. That's his big idea. A federal jobs program. No one has ever thought of this before.
OK, onto more substantive things:
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COMICALLY OVERPAID (13): B. Davis ($14.9m), Billups ($14.2m), Boozer ($13.5m), Hamilton ($12.5m), Gordon ($11.6m), Turkoglu ($11m), Okur ($10.9m), Maggette ($10.2m), Calderon ($9.7m), Jefferson ($9.2m), Biedrins ($9m), Diaw ($9m), M. Williams ($8.1m) … OVERPAID (14): Bynum ($14.9m), Jefferson ($14m), Igoudala ($13.4m), Deng ($13.3m), Camby ($12.9m), Kaman ($12.7m), Okafor ($12.4m), K. Martin ($11.5m), D. Harris ($9.3m), Bargnani ($9.2m), S. Jackson ($9.2m), M. Williams ($8.5m), Salmons ($8.5m), Hinrich ($8.1m)
This is common in all auctions; winners tend to overpay (there's even a name for it: winner's curse). That more free agents are overpaid than underpaid is completely unsurprising and is true of every sport ever. His entire article is premised on removing this. You cannot. It is inevitable.
The rest of his article is silly "have your cake and eat it too." He wants mid-level players to get paid less, but one of the reason mid-level players' salaries are inflated is because teams can only pay superstars so much. The money has to go somewhere so it goes to mid-level types. So he wants more money to go to superstars, but he doesn't actually want teams to big on superstars, because then Larry Bird might have gone to Detroit or something. So he has this convoluted system where superstars get most of the money, but are limited to staying in the same city. The union agrees to this why? There are more bad and mediocre players than good players.
Also, there's way too much "it's so easy!" crap in here. Players want the same revenue split and owner's want 50/50? Just split the difference! Oh, thank you Bill Simmons!