That's no different than my theory of Chris "Fat Fuck" Berman still being employed because he has compromising pictures of Michael Eisner.

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I would like to mention my disgust about them now using the DH even in NL parks for the ASGame; I just don't like the DH and that's that.

I can listen to Berman because, at one time, I could listen to him (albeit 20 years ago). I've never enjoyed Joe Buck and it's a shame he doesn't fall out of the press box going after a foul ball.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Agreed on all counts, Donald.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm pretty sure that Brian Wilson is a serial killer.

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I will take Buck over Hawk any day.

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I kept waiting for a bird to fly out of his beard, by cracky.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I don't think it's possible for Brian Wilson to be a bigger douchebag. I fucking hate him.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll listen to Hawk. The rack seems preferable to the Iron Maiden.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I just read where Josh Hamilton is doing a guest spot on Deadliest Catch ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Too soon.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Does Matt Kemp hate playing baseball? He looks pissed off and disinterested every time they have a camera on him.

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Christ, the AL is so swing first happy, you'd think Greg Walker was the hitting coach.

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Why does Buck have this scary, serious tone? It's like he's broadcasting a war.

So, he has bad body language .... what's next, he's not looking at enough photos on the sideline?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That trailer for Moneyball made me nauseous.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Billy Beane is the devil.

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Who the hell is pitching.? It amazes me how regardless of their over the top coverage the Yankees always find a way to have guys on their roster that I have never heard of.

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Is anyone else suspect of Berkman's resurgence? I always thought he was on the same stuff his former teammates Biggio and Bagwell were on?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

About as suspect as I am of Bautista.

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He is looking very fat and elvis like this evening. I think he is on the Ham.

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I have moved into the Jose Bautista is not on steroids camp. It's just me and Speigs sitting by the campfire singing cumbaya.

Oh, no ..... Joe Fuck just explained to us that, here at the tail-end of the steroids era, Bautista is clean - just ask him.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So Robertson is the Yankees' set up guy. Ok. That needed the 10 minute explanation we got.

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That makes me suspect him even more.

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Push him in the fire and spare us all.

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I'm also in the Lance Berkman is not on steroids camp. That one's a day camp and very lonely.

They make you look puffy, you know.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

So 4 of the 5 no shows are Yankees? Glorious.

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