and 1 Cub who would rather be playing with his cock.

Man, this broadcast is so tightly wound around commercials. Buck sends it to break telling you that a "Captain America" commercial is coming up. Before that he came back telling you that Mastercard is gonna beat cancer.

I understand commercials. But I've never seen the announcer do a pre game to the commercial.

Serioulsy, when is Buck gonna loosen up. He's making me nervous and scared.

Catherine Kieu Becker's husband wishes he could do the same.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Hopefully, he's so tightly wound that one day he just takes care of himself.

Thom Brenneman is the best baseball play by play guy Fox has, but Buck's pappy is a legend, and apparently moreso than Brenneman's pappy.

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Hell, I'd take the real Pappy at this point.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Hey McCarver,

We don't need a national celebration for Jeter's 3000th hit. Fuck off.

Also, this Pineda kid has some filthy stuff.

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Part of the reason Buck is so tense is cuz he has so many talking points in his notes that he's trying to get to. You can totally tell. He has comments that he's trying to get in and it's making him sound like a robot. Plus all of the commercial stuff he has to do. He's a mess tonight.

It doesn't help that this game is going so quick. Buck can't get the FOX agenda across.

He's always like this.

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I had to google that one. Ya-ouch!

Yeah, that's a tough story. It's not something you really want to think about.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Not always. He's changed in the past few years. He used to be a little more fun and loose. He hates doing this shit now. He loves the pay check but hates the job.

Cliffy's getting a little knocked around.

Bautista couldn't make it to 2nd on that dropped pop up? Would've scored on Hamilton's hit.

Joey Bats is probably the most burrito nickname I have every heard. It should be banned from usage.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Should've Ray Fosse'd the catcher.

What a bad send, is Quade coaching third?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

That was a hell of a throw by Under Pants.

gay.

Why can I type gay and not others? Did Big Fan give me that privilege?

Beardown, I'm not going to argue with you tonight, but I don't remember Joe Buck ever being fun.

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Bautista must be molasses slow. On the replay of the Fielder dropped pop up, he is running all the way, and still barely makes the turn and has to retreat to 1B. Given that Bautista's night is likely done anyhow, maybe Crackhead Washington could've subbed in a pinch runner for him once he was on 2nd.

No kidding. Guy had the ball before he touched 3rd. That's an automatic stop sign no matter who's running.

Yes, but the runner hadn't even gotten to 3rd on a one hop line drive and he sent him. He had no chance.

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Fitting that Ray Romano is dropping off someone's check in a restaurant.

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The only way Buck could ever be fun is if I were pummeling him about the face and neck.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Get the fuck off my screen Timberdouche.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I'm pretty sure that Timberlake could do the play by play better than Buck too.

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Love me some Timberlake and Grace, but this is uncomfortable................

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Timberlake did a good job hosting the ESPYs a few years back. Now they're using safe, dull, insipid Seth Myers year after year.

Grace feeling awkard interviewing Timberlake. Justin is buzzed, talking about how great beer is, and Grace just got a DUI.

He can say Buck is calling a great game because he's lucky enough to not be able to hear it.

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