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ScoreGuy
 Post subject: My Learning this morning
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:00 am 
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1. A Black guy in a suit will get a job before the black guy in a sixers jerseys and corn rows.

2. Mike "Shanghai'ed" them at the penninsula hotel

3. Mexicans, a lot of them smoke

4. In China, they all smoke

I can now see how someone would say you are not racist

Between 6:15 AND 6:45 in case we need the tape fort the lawsuit, and when I speak of the lawsuit I speak of him sueing me.
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Mike is also fond of breaking down the tournament brackets according to how many players of a particular race or ethnic background are on the team.
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The Original Kid Cairo
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A Black guy in a suit will get a job before the black guy in a sixers jerseys and corn rows.

No shit Sherlock! I don't think anybody interviewing for a job would get it wearing a jersey, no matter what their race is.

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Mike is also fond of breaking down the tournament brackets according to how many players of a particular race or ethnic background are on the team.

It seems like Mike North has a serious, serious race issue. It's like he's obsessed with it or something.

You guys make me glad every day that I don't listen to this guy. I basically come here for the highlights.

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ScoreGuy wrote:
1. A Black guy in a suit will get a job before the black guy in a sixers jerseys and corn rows.

2. Mike "Shanghai'ed" them at the penninsula hotel

3. Mexicans, a lot of them smoke

4. In China, they all smoke

I can now see how someone would say you are not racist

Between 6:15 AND 6:45 in case we need the tape fort the lawsuit, and when I speak of the lawsuit I speak of him sueing me.


I'm with Mike 100% on Point 1...no apologies here.

As far as a lawsuit, no offense, but it's Thursday, start of the Tournament, the weekend is almost here....find something else to worry about than Mike North. This shouldn't be a revelation, Mike is who he is (I sound like Dick Jauron there!).
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Kid Cairo wrote:
I basically come here for the highlights.


Now that's funny Kid.

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1. A Black guy in a suit will get a job before the black guy in a sixers jerseys and corn rows.


If I was hiring, I wouldn't give a job to anyone who shows for an interview with a sixers jersey on. Have a decency, get a Bulls or an Illini jersey if basketball jerseys are what you like to wear. Extra interview credits will be given if it's #45.


if i was hiring for a CFO position, i would hire the 1st guy that walked in with a curtis enis jersey. it shows that he is not a liberal spender, as proven by his affinity for cheap, clearanced, bargin bin apparel

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c'mon guys. lay off the guy. that's how they talk on the streets.

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Mopery wrote:
Coach Crapowski wrote:
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if i was hiring for a CFO position, i would hire the 1st guy that walked in with a curtis enis jersey. it shows that he is not a liberal spender, as proven by his affinity for cheap, clearanced, bargin bin apparel


It's also a good thing to have a CFO who loves strippers. It makes the Christmas party much more intereting.
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if i was hiring for a CFO position, i would hire the 1st guy that walked in with a curtis enis jersey. it shows that he is not a liberal spender, as proven by his affinity for cheap, clearanced, bargin bin apparel

Believe it or not, I have an Enis jersey. Procured for 25 cents at a garage sale many winters ago. It is always a big hit on gameday parties.

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shmedley
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You are all wrong!
Mike is not racially biased.
He is only making helpful suggestions so that
his black brothers, who he loves so dearly, are
able to go out and get the quality, high-paying
jobs that he thinks that they so richly deserve.
What a freakin' humanitarian this guy is!
Isn't there some kind of hall of fame we can get him put in?
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The Original Kid Cairo
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You are all wrong!
Mike is not racially biased.
He is only making helpful suggestions so that
his black brothers, who he loves so dearly, are
able to go out and get the quality, high-paying
jobs that he thinks that they so richly deserve.
What a freakin' humanitarian this guy is!
Isn't there some kind of hall of fame we can get him put in?


I got Todd Stroger on the phone. He's working on the hall of fame thing. SP Mack...any thoughts?

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I would assume that the 1st step would be Bebe cutting a check to donate.

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Kid Cairo -

I thought that SP Mack was Todd Stroger!
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The Original Kid Cairo
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You guys are something else. I'm actualls Nas's older brother :shock:

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SP Mack - You are one sick bastage!

Pokey Chatman is your sister, isn't she!
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